NewConvert Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 42 minutes ago, Jovan said: Check your mailbox. Just in your jocks. That should fix it. The Japanese watch Sumo wrestling. I don't know JW but I doubt he could top that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Jovan said: Check your mailbox. Just in your jocks. That should fix it. It's confirmed that I am a "yesterday's man." I have no idea what you're talking about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, jw1739 said: It's confirmed that I am a "yesterday's man." I have no idea what you're talking about! Basically you will scare the shit out them and make them think your a complete nutter. Unless you normally do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, jw1739 said: It's confirmed that I am a "yesterday's man." I have no idea what you're talking about! You're looking for too many clues! it is literal- stagger out your front door wearing only your undies (jocks) and see if they still hang around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 TTIM : the pointlessness of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 11 hours ago, Tesla said: TTIM : the pointlessness of life. The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Just drink your way through it all and you'll be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 TTIM: This 'Married at first sight' show. Watched 45 seconds of it before '60 minutes' and felt aids growing in my arsehole. I literally got diarrhoea from it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 9 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. Was pondering life the other day after another shit 12 hour day and I came to same conclusion. I feel like going "semi-off the grid" minimalism is the only way Ill find some form on happiness. Reducing my work hours and expenses, possibly leaving Melbourne and not getting another mortgage is what I'm starting to think could be the way to go. The Rat Race is a tough gig, heart attack at 55 just ain't my style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, HeartFc said: TTIM: This 'Married at first sight' show. Watched 45 seconds of it before '60 minutes' and felt aids growing in my arsehole. I literally got diarrhoea from it. People will watch anything thing these days honestly Chicks eat this shit up though. TTIM: People in shopping centre food courts who leave their food and shit all over the table they were eating at instead of putting it in the bin. Stop being lazy cunts and put your food scraps and shit in the bin. Its not that hard ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 10 hours ago, kingofhearts said: People will watch anything thing these days honestly Chicks eat this shit up though. TTIM: People in shopping centre food courts who leave their food and shit all over the table they were eating at instead of putting it in the bin. Stop being lazy cunts and put your food scraps and shit in the bin. Its not that hard ffs Keeps the cleaners in a job, stimulates the economy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: Keeps the cleaners in a job, stimulates the economy "And the market should dictate how tables are cleaned..." @Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, cadete said: "And the market should dictate how tables are cleaned..." @Tesla I owe you a like. But it is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 23 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. Erica! What are you doing here?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: Keeps the cleaners in a job, stimulates the economy This is literally what I always say as I leave my rubbish everywhere and my companion/s question my actions. I am doing the right thing, keeping alive the ever diminishing amount of low skill jobs in the economy. Not all heroes wear capes. Edited March 20, 2017 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) TTIM : left wing fuckwits who think they're doing the right thing and helping out the cleaners by cleaning up after themselves at the food court. You are putting cleaners out of a job you fuckwit. There aren't that many low skill jobs going around. Always think you're doing the right thing but always doing the opposite, classic left. Edited March 20, 2017 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 You're all cunts lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 24 minutes ago, Tesla said: TTIM : left wing fuckwits who think they're doing the right thing and helping out the cleaners by cleaning up after themselves at the food court. You are putting cleaners out of a job you fuckwit. There aren't that many low skill jobs going around. Always think you're doing the right thing but always doing the opposite, classic left. Is there any negative thing going on in 2017 which you do not blame "Left Wing Fuckwits" for? (Serious Question) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, cadete said: Is there any negative thing going on in 2017 which you do not blame "Left Wing Fuckwits" for? (Serious Question) There probably are things, I can't think of them off the top of my head, regardless I'm sure I could still find a way to link it to the actions of the left through some sort of indirect convoluted logic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 When porto can't fucking beat the 12th or so ranked team at home and fucks up your bonus bet multis, that $460 would of been nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Thrillhouse said: When porto can't fucking beat the 12th or so ranked team at home and fucks up your bonus bet multis, that $460 would of been nice Sport Multis are the smartest thing Bookmakers have ever done... People get enticed by the odds being 15 to 1 for five probable things to happen when really its the same chance of happening as the outsider paying 15 to 1 at Caulfield, except if you bet on the Outsider you only have to rely on one thing occurring not five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shahanga Posted March 20, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 3 hours ago, Thrillhouse said: When porto can't fucking beat the 12th or so ranked team at home and fucks up your bonus bet multis, that $460 would of been nice I'd say that'd be due to left wing fuckwits infiltrating Porto's coaching staff. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 TTIM: Every person getting a tattoo nowadays getting the infamous clock with Roman numerals. So original Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 Humidity. I either want hot or cold. Humidity does my head in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jovan said: Humidity. I either want hot or cold. Humidity does my head in. Yep, another reason why Melbourne is better than Sydney... it can be 20 degrees up there and so humid you still cant be bothered doing much during the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 TTIM: People on YouTube who earn money from playing with toys or dressing up as kids. FML all I want to see is the Dankiest Memes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 41 minutes ago, haz said: TTIM: People on YouTube who earn money from playing with toys or dressing up as kids. FML all I want to see is the Dankiest Memes All I want is to get money playing FIFA tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 25 minutes ago, Baka1 said: All I want is to get money playing FIFA tbh Fifa was the only game I ever played, (other then Battlefield 3 where I had a K/D ratio of 0.07). But I just can't keep an attention span playing video games I usually only last about 2 matches on FIFA. Now I don't have times for any games with Uni and Work commitments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 TTIM: most things to be honest. But today the thing in particular that is pissing me off is the amount of people that don't seem to be able to walk in a consistent direction or speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 20 minutes ago, KSK_47 said: TTIM: most things to be honest. But today the thing in particular that is pissing me off is the amount of people that don't seem to be able to walk in a consistent direction or speed. Following the lead of their governments I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackett Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, jw1739 said: Following the lead of their governments I suppose. All those Left Wing Fuckwits.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, haz said: Fifa was the only game I ever played, (other then Battlefield 3 where I had a K/D ratio of 0.07). But I just can't keep an attention span playing video games I usually only last about 2 matches on FIFA. Now I don't have times for any games with Uni and Work commitments. Same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 4 hours ago, KSK_47 said: TTIM: most things to be honest. But today the thing in particular that is pissing me off is the amount of people that don't seem to be able to walk in a consistent direction or speed. Yep a lot of people do this but Asians are notorious. They walk like they drive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 5 hours ago, n i k o said: Yep a lot of people do this but Asians are notorious. They walk like they drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 14 hours ago, n i k o said: Yep a lot of people do this but Asians are notorious. They walk like they drive. Correct. Severe lack of spacial awareness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 I hate Slow Walkers more than anyone, any partner i have had since school always complain I walk to fast... luckily my wife is a pretty fast walker but even she complains at times. But TBH I have say I admire and wish I could tap into the Patience that some Asian people have when walking around the city.. As it looks quite blissful from my own super Inpatient outlook on life, travel and punctuality. FWIW TTIM: My obsession with punctuality, it has been pasted down from my parents to the extent that I am always somewhere first when meeting someone and I am only late at most for anything max three times a year.. and never late by over twenty minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, cadete said: I hate Slow Walkers more than anyone, any partner i have had since school always complain I walk to fast... luckily my wife is a pretty fast walker but even she complains at times. But TBH I have say I admire and wish I could tap into the Patience that some Asian people have when walking around the city.. As it looks quite blissful from my own super Inpatient outlook on life, travel and punctuality. FWIW TTIM: My obsession with punctuality, it has been pasted down from my parents to the extent that I am always somewhere first when meeting someone and I am only late at most for anything max three times a year.. and never late by over twenty minutes. TTDIM; being a "punctuality is optional" person 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) 12 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: TTDIM; being a "punctuality is optional" person Same, I just hate being early and also probably some poor time management is to blame. But what is a TTIM is people who you're highly suspicious of being always late on purpose most likely due to wanting to appear more busy and important than they actually are. I'd tag a member of this forum but since he doesnt go on the forum anymore it wouldn't be fair. Edited March 22, 2017 by Tesla 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tesla said: Same, I just hate being early and also probably some poor time management is to blame. But what is a TTIM is people who you're highly suspicious of being always late on purpose to put up some sort of facade that they are really busy and important people. I'd tag a member of this forum but since he doesnt go on the forum anymore it wouldn't be fair. @BeardedHeart? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, thisphantomfortress said: @BeardedHeart? Lol nope, but close. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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