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  2. A fantastic effort and achievement by everyone involved in the whole campaign, not just the Finals Series. All can hold their heads high and be proud.
  3. Yesterday
  4. There are only two things that my wife and I argue about. Money and sex. I reckon she is charging me too much.
  5. A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - £20.00 Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?" Boy - £35.00 Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, £55.00 The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet now."
  6. An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbadian, a Botswanan, a Belarussian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a St. Kitts and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivian, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinian, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scotsman, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub... The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
  7. Last week
  8. For a second I thought you meant Melbourne Hearts
  9. he is not coming here it was a fake rumour
  10. "He scores in World Cups, He scores in World Cups, Mathew Leckie, He scores in World Cups"
  11. Just as a side note, our club will be getting a big pay from FIFA, I had a look at Hearts forum and that's a big topic over there. 3 players seem to pay 600 pounds for getting to the WC and now every day following that win each player gets the club 9.7k pounds, 29k a day. The club will be getting around 1Mil Au by the time we play the Argies, I've not done the math, just a guess.
  12. Surely Arnie would be getting offers from overseas after this world cup, he's gone to Japan so probably wants to test himself again. I'd be very surprised if he came here.
  13. The best way to ensure that we went through was to do what we did: win. That made other results irrelevant; the French will do whatever they think is in their own best interests in the tournament, as they should be doing
  14. I think they should be heavily fined. The final matches are played simultaneously to try and stop matches such as the infamous Germany-Austria 0-0 draw, but now we have this sort of thing.
  15. Fantastic result. Very disappointed that France fielded the side that they did. Could so easily have resulted in us not going through.
  16. Hmm, I must say I too have never paid enough attention to him. But his results at both Central Coast and Sydney speak for themselves. And now he is producing probably the best we can expect of him in Qatar. I get the impression that he does bond well with the squads at his disposal, or those results would not be there. Yes and no. I think that under PK we have seen more long ball from the back style football than we were seeing under Mombaerts and in PK's first season. But I doubt that Arnie would be coming here. After this World Cup I would think he'd receive a few offers at a national level. I would like to see Des Buckingham back with us
  17. Arnold is successful as the records show. However, his style of play has always been very defensive. IIRC the style of play CFG wants is free flowing from the back and high scoring. This is not the style that GA has, even when he was at Sydney FC he played slow tempo defensive football and he had the cattle to create a more flowing style of game.
  18. Leckie has the world's biggest cock confirmed
  19. I don’t really understand this point of view, why are people so against him? I’m neutral as I’ve never paid enough attention to him as a club coach, only recalling him winning lots with Sydney. He’s seems to be able to get best out of this on international level average squad. Mind you we have Kevin Muscat in our ranks now too. I get that people can feel a little annoyed at times when it comes to City players as Arnold has a clear preference for players who are better on the ball. Imagine having PK, Muscat, Arnold and Ange (working closely with) all working within the CFG.
  20. Tears of joy! Through to the knock outs baby
  21. Absolutely huge from our star. What a legend!
  22. Can't see it happening. Arnold is the antithesis of CFG football philosophy.
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