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  1. There are only two things that my wife and I argue about. Money and sex. I reckon she is charging me too much.
  2. A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - £20.00 Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?" Boy - £35.00 Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, £55.00 The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet now."
  3. An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbadian, a Botswanan, a Belarussian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a St. Kitts and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivian, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinian, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scotsman, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub... The doorman stops them and says “Sorry I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
  4. I think they should be heavily fined. The final matches are played simultaneously to try and stop matches such as the infamous Germany-Austria 0-0 draw, but now we have this sort of thing.
  5. Fantastic result. Very disappointed that France fielded the side that they did. Could so easily have resulted in us not going through.
  6. Hmm, I must say I too have never paid enough attention to him. But his results at both Central Coast and Sydney speak for themselves. And now he is producing probably the best we can expect of him in Qatar. I get the impression that he does bond well with the squads at his disposal, or those results would not be there. Yes and no. I think that under PK we have seen more long ball from the back style football than we were seeing under Mombaerts and in PK's first season. But I doubt that Arnie would be coming here. After this World Cup I would think he'd receive a few offers at a national level. I would like to see Des Buckingham back with us
  7. I think it's more than that. IMO we're seeing a renaissance of exciting and free-flowing football coming from the African and Asian teams.
  8. Dario Vidosic is now in charge of our NPL squad.
  9. Good post. Yes, I think I'd like to see Des Buckingham given the opportunity, because he seems to get on well with the developing players. Likewise Papas. I can't see Kewell quitting Celtic for us. From within the club itself, have no idea really, but I'm a bit wary of a father/son dynasty appointment. However, it seems that I regularly become aware of someone at the club who I had no idea is or was there, so there may be other internal candidates.
  10. Several of the Groups are going down to the wire with these "shock" results. IMO this is the best Finals for a long time. Great for game.
  11. @Zanty It's called The Manager and Assistant Coaches thread and I've just dredged it up from the depths just for you...
  12. Now that PK has officially departed, who do we want, or think we should get, as our new Head Coach?
  13. Although it's unlikely, if Tunisia happen to beat France then a draw will not be enough. The two remaining matches are taking place simultaneously, so it's going to be a tense night!
  14. The Heart/City Scholars and Old Boys Club had a few representatives last night - Goodwin, McGree, Jmac, Leckie, Mooy and Aziz.
  15. Great win. Had me riveted to the couch right to the final whistle. Ryan was superb. Love the kit too.
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