HeartFc Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 TTIM: Sitting next to fat people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marn11 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 TTIM: Fat people.Fixed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 TTIM: Sitting next to people.Fixed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) TTIM: Wallet being stolen in five minute gap on Sydney Road with nothing in it but cards I need for a European Trip on Monday. (And the cunt didn't get time to paypass at the nearby Liquor Store for some Woodstock and Cigarettes).Also the fact the wallet was worth at least 300 times as much as the 70 cents within... yes I realize it was stupid to buy such a wallet but it was impulse purchase at the time to cheer me up on shitty day. Maybe the great community that apparently exists in Brunswick these days (I say this as someone who lived there from 1982-1992 and not just someone who moved there in 2005) can get together a do one of their many Community Marches for my fucken Wallet down Sydney Road.NOTE: Also on an unrelated note why the fuck is there a Dangerfield on Sydney Road now? Edited August 18, 2015 by cadete 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 NOTE: Also on an unrelated note why the fuck is there a Dangerfield on Sydney Road now?Dangerfield is still a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) Dangerfield is still a thing?Not just that... apparently its still a growing thing FFS.I noticed it across the road as I was looking for my wallet, when I was five growing up in Brunswick there was probably situated in the same place either a Pornography Store, Turkish Dress Store or some place where some form of Illegal Gambling was occurring . There is also something on a blade of grass of that looks like a Rock Climbing Inspired piece of Community Artwork beside it... fuck this shit bring back the Brunswick Magpies and send these PPL back to their pampered kids in their luxury strollers back to their parent's/grandparent's homes in Ringwood as far as I am concerned.EDIT: Also bring back the Barkley Square circa 1989 with its Franklin's, five delicatessens, and a sportstore... not this Grizzly Bear Crap where the lastest new residents of the area can get their Pho and Macbooks. Edited August 19, 2015 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) TTIM: Theses "straight outta" memes all over the internet.They have, and never will be funny (sorry thisphantomfortress ) Edited August 19, 2015 by kingofhearts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 TTIM: Theses "straight outta" memes all over the internet.They have, and never will be funny (sorry thisphantomfortress )mine is a satire of it, you good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeCee Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 TTIM: Wallet being stolen in five minute gap on Sydney Road with nothing in it but cards I need for a European Trip on Monday. (And the cunt didn't get time to paypass at the nearby Liquor Store for some Woodstock and Cigarettes).Also the fact the wallet was worth at least 300 times as much as the 70 cents within... yes I realize it was stupid to buy such a wallet but it was impulse purchase at the time to cheer me up on shitty day. Maybe the great community that apparently exists in Brunswick these days (I say this as someone who lived there from 1982-1992 and not just someone who moved there in 2005) can get together a do one of their many Community Marches for my fucken Wallet down Sydney Road.NOTE: Also on an unrelated note why the fuck is there a Dangerfield on Sydney Road now?10/10 ranting, fantastic read.Would fucking hate for my wallet to be stolen when it has no cash in it, the cunt would probably end up throwing it out without realising its worth, which makes me even more mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Not just that... apparently its still a growing thing FFS.I noticed it across the road as I was looking for my wallet, when I was five growing up in Brunswick there was probably situated in the same place either a Pornography Store, Turkish Dress Store or some place where some form of Illegal Gambling was occurring . There is also something on a blade of grass of that looks like a Rock Climbing Inspired piece of Community Artwork beside it... fuck this shit bring back the Brunswick Magpies and send these PPL back to their pampered kids in their luxury strollers back to their parent's/grandparent's homes in Ringwood as far as I am concerned.EDIT: Also bring back the Barkley Square circa 1989 with its Franklin's, five delicatessens, and a sportstore... not this Grizzly Bear Crap where the lastest new residents of the area can get their Pho and Macbooks.I went to a pub on Sydeny Rd for someones birthday a few months ago and noticed there is a wine bar! A fucking wine bar! Not a place were you can sit and drink goon under shelter, but a proper "swirl it around in your mouth and spit it out in a silver bucket" place! Not that I would consider myself a veteran of the the Northern suburbs, but I moved to Coburg about 11-12 years ago and when I told people were I was moving they asked why I was moving all the way out in Coburg. Now I doubt I could afford to rent in Thomastown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 TTIM: People.Fixed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimey Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Knowing my identity has almost certainly been stolen after having to pay for something online with my credit card at an internet cafe ran by scummy looking pakistanis and africans in central London. Did a few tricks to hopefully beat any keyloggers (cutting and pasting individual numbers with the mouse) but surely they'd be able to just record the entire screen if they wanted. :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Where's this Grimey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Knowing my identity has almost certainly been stolen after having to pay for something online with my credit card at an internet cafe ran by scummy looking pakistanis and africans in central London. Did a few tricks to hopefully beat any keyloggers (cutting and pasting individual numbers with the mouse) but surely they'd be able to just record the entire screen if they wanted. :-(Don't have a smart phone?It's very unlikely that they'd 'just record the screen', it requires a half decent computer and a lot of storage space to actually record your screen continuously. And by the sounds of it they're too cheap for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimey Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Don't have a smart phone?It's very unlikely that they'd 'just record the screen', it requires a half decent computer and a lot of storage space to actually record your screen continuously. And by the sounds of it they're too cheap for that. I do but its a galaxy s2 which needs all kinds of updates and has no storage space left so it crashes all the time and such a hassle. That's a relief to hear as the pcs were struggling to run xp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimey Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Where's this Grimey? Just across from Kings Cross stn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) TTIM: That my Greek neighbour think it's okay to run a manufacturing business of some scale from his garage in a suburban area, running his machines late at night and early in the morning, and worst of all always letting his house alarm go off at least once a day to show people that he has a house alarm so they don't rob him, because he probably has like $500k cash stashed in there from all the cash transactions he is doing.Rent a factory you cheap cunt, I see you dropping your kids off at a private school, and I see the 50 cars in your driveway (all with the businesses branding on them, which I know for a fact is against the council laws as you're only allowed 2 business cars if you're running a business from home, but I'm not a hater to dob him in), so it's not like he can't afford it. Edited August 22, 2015 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewConvert Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 TTIM: That my Greek neighbour think it's okay to run a manufacturing business of some scale from his garage in a suburban area, running his machines late at night and early in the morning, and worst of all always letting his house alarm go off at least once a day to show people that he has a house alarm so they don't rob him, because he probably has like $500k cash stashed in there from all the cash transactions he is doing.Rent a factory you cheap cunt, I see you dropping your kids off at a private school, and I see the 50 cars in your driveway (all with the businesses branding on them, which I know for a fact is against the council laws as you're only allowed 2 business cars if you're running a business from home, but I'm not a hater to dob him in), so it's not like he can't afford it.You continue to confuse me. I thought that you would have applauded your neighbour's effort at bypassing anti-business red-tape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 You continue to confuse me. I thought that you would have applauded your neighbour's effort at bypassing anti-business red-tape. You missed the key word in his post: Greek. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 You continue to confuse me. I thought that you would have applauded your neighbour's effort at bypassing anti-business red-tape. a tip to working out old mate tes, the minute you give up on trying to work him out is the minute it all makes sense 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted August 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) You continue to confuse me. I thought that you would have applauded your neighbour's effort at bypassing anti-business red-tape.What anti-business red-tape? The only thing he does that is breaking any rules is having too many business vehicles.Really the most annoying thing is them feeling the need to let their house alarm go off at least once a day, because I don't believe anyone is that retarded to accidentally set off their house alarm that often. You missed the key word in his post: Greek.If I was going to be racist, I'd much rather my neighbour be Greek than at least 150-200 other ethnicities. In fact, it's pretty high on the list if I was to choose my neighbours based on ethnicity. Pretty much all my neighbours are wog small business owners, and 1 asian small business owner. Just the annoying one happens to be Greek. Edited August 23, 2015 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 I couldn't care less about Jarryd Hayne and the San Francisco 49ers. There are plenty of items that are a lot more newsworthy than he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraiwe Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 You won't ever leave your computer if you listed all the articles that make the news ahead of more newsworthy events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 TBH I'm way more interested in Jarred Hayne than another click bait article recapping the events on twitter today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 TBH I'm way more interested in Jarred Hayne than another click bait article recapping the events on twitter today.I'm more interested in Jarryd Hayne's attempt to join the NFL then what some oxygen thief "celebrity" had for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I don't really moan in general. But what the fuck is going on with this winter. Oh sorry spring. I don't even work outdoors but seriously what happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I don't really moan in general. But what the fuck is going on with this winter. Oh sorry spring. I don't even work outdoors but seriously what happening. try working outdoors up at cragieburn where the wind makes it feel likes its -5 degrees! I like winter more then summer but every man has his limit's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) I like winter more then summerwtf is wrong with you (apart from your spelling/grammar) Edited September 9, 2015 by Tesla 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 TTIM: autoplay 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeardedHeart Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 TTIM- Ticketek Crashing or not showing which gate you will enter for standing room before you buy the tickets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 wtf is wrong with you (apart from your spelling/grammar)It's just a lot easier to sleep in winter then summer. You can always rug up to get warm but you can only take so many clothes off to get cool.Also everyone stinks like sweat in summer. Winter clearly the superior season 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bt50 Posted September 10, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Than vs. thenThen is mainly an adverb, often used to situate actions in time. For example, you wake up in the morning and then have breakfast. It’s also used in if … then constructions such as, “If you wake late, then you might have to skip breakfast.” It also works as a noun meaning that time (e.g., “I wanted breakfast, but then was not a good time”) and as an adjective meaning at that time (e.g., “My then boyfriend was not an early riser”).Than is a conjunction used mainly in making comparisons—e.g., “My breakfast is better than yours”; “I make breakfast differently than you do.”To help distinguish between the two words, remember that than has no one-word synonyms. It is a one-of-a-kind word. To illustrate, try thinking of a single word to replace than in “My breakfast is better than yours.” There isn’t one. Then, in contrast, has many synonyms and often bears replacement with an equivalent word or phrase. For instance, “I woke up and then had breakfast”can become “I woke up and subsequently had breakfast.” The exception is in if … thenconstructions, where the then is usually required. But for these situations, just remember that then, not than, is the correct spelling of the word often paired with if.ExamplesThenLawmakers would then turn their attention to a financial regulatory overhaul, and then pick up where they left off on health care. [Star Tribune]The then President Olusegun Obasanjo gave him his full backing. [Punch]By then, he was increasingly viewed like a precocious child whose manner had soured from cute to insufferable. [Gazette Net]If this is the case, then it exists alongside a surprisingly resilient sense of class belonging. [The Age]ThanFor Wizards, more questions than answers [Washington Post]Getting excited about my wedding rather than my marriage was a red flag. [Psychology Today] 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 You know your life sucks when you've got a hick from the middle of nowhere like BT giving you grammar lessons. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 You know your life sucks when you've got a hick from the middle of nowhere like BT giving you grammar lessons.Ballarat is the last remaining stronghold of grammatical standards hipster boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) Ballarat is the last remaining stronghold of grammatical standards hipster boyHis right...Serial Offenders like myself almost get stabbed when we commit grammatical errors in The Pol. Edited September 10, 2015 by cadete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 His right...Serial Offenders like myself almost get stabbed when we commit grammatical errors in The Pol.With two errors in only 17 words I'm not surprised... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Winter is better than Summer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Winter is better than Summer. ur cooked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 His right...Serial Offenders like myself almost get stabbed when we commit grammatical errors in The Pol.A great man once said grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 TTIM: People who think they're important using the pronoun "we" instead of "I." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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