bazzatron Posted April 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 TTDIM: Having a new bitch where you have to sacrifice that she isn't the best looking but is chill as fuck and isn't a head-do. Fells good man. I know the feeling even though I would def say my new Girlfriend is not worse looking than my old one (Albeit very different in her look). I feel like I have traded in a AU II XR6 Turbo that made a of noise, had cool lights and a spoiler but with a real shit engine that always fucked up due to the idiot before me treating it like shit... for a BA II Fairmont that still looks fucken good, has better features inside and has an engine that just fucken works. No such thing as an AU Turbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 TTDIM: Having a new bitch where you have to sacrifice that she isn't the best looking but is chill as fuck and isn't a head-do. Fells good man. I know the feeling even though I would def say my new Girlfriend is not worse looking than my old one (Albeit very different in her look). I feel like I have traded in a AU II XR6 Turbo that made a of noise, had cool lights and a spoiler but with a real shit engine that always fucked up due to the idiot before me treating it like shit... for a BA II Fairmont that still looks fucken good, has better features inside and has an engine that just fucken works. No such thing as an AU Turbo. You're alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted April 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Get out of my thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 (edited) TTDIM: Having a new bitch where you have to sacrifice that she isn't the best looking but is chill as fuck and isn't a head-do. Fells good man. I know the feeling even though I would def say my new Girlfriend is not worse looking than my old one (Albeit very different in her look). I feel like I have traded in a AU II XR6 Turbo that made a of noise, had cool lights and a spoiler but with a real shit engine that always fucked up due to the idiot before me treating it like shit... for a BA II Fairmont that still looks fucken good, has better features inside and has an engine that just fucken works. No such thing as an AU Turbo. Fine just make it a AU 1 XR8 then (And may as well chuck in a Double Spoiler - Remember that feature how you could get an extra black spoiler for some reason) and also make it that it was one of the first AU XR8's of the production line - I am sure one of those had plenty of problems to make the situation comparable to you know who. Edited April 8, 2015 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deviant Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 TTDIM: Strider providing the LoL's today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 When the Mrs did her family history and discovered that her grand mothers uncle won a DCM on 25 April 1915. He now lies in France. I salute him and our other family veterans every ANZAC day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 TTDIM: The weekends where there is so much sport crammed in i'm lucky to leave my couch when i can pick between a-league, NRL and Afl <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackett Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 TTDIM: The weekends where there is so much sport crammed in i'm lucky to leave my couch when i can pick between a-league, NRL and Afl <3 Do you get really pissed of win your team loses? And enjoy beer showers when your teams wins? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 TTDIM: The number for membership at the club is still 1300 ALLHEART Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted April 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 TTDIM: The number for membership at the club is still 1300 ALLHEART Also spells 1300 ALL I FART 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 TTDIM: The weekends where there is so much sport crammed in i'm lucky to leave my couch when i can pick between a-league, NRL and Afl <3 Do you get really pissed of win your team loses? And enjoy beer showers when your teams wins? Fuck yeah mate haha! How'd you know?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 TTDIM: This whole Madonna-Drake thing showing how retarded our society has become. If the genders were reversed society would basically collapse and we wouldn't hear anything but "rape culture" for months. But because they aren't, it's all just a big joke or people are being 'ageist' against Madonna if they criticise her. Couldn't make this shit up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 TTDIM: This whole Madonna-Drake thing showing how retarded our society has become. If the genders were reversed society would basically collapse and we wouldn't hear anything but "rape culture" for months. But because they aren't, it's all just a big joke or people are being 'ageist' against Madonna if they criticise her. Couldn't make this shit up. Coachella has been the gift that keeps on giving. Apparently Fitzy had a fight with Beiber, doesn't beebz know he was #4 pick in the '98 draft?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 He didnt have a fight, Fitzy was walking along with his head buried in his phone and just happened to walk straight towards the Beiber entourage. Beiber tried to stiff arm Fitzy, to which he is like, who the fuck are you and kept walking, nekkminit a bouncer grabs Fitzy by the backpack and slings him into a chain link fence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 He didnt have a fight, Fitzy was walking along with his head buried in his phone and just happened to walk straight towards the Beiber entourage. Beiber tried to stiff arm Fitzy, to which he is like, who the fuck are you and kept walking, nekkminit a bouncer grabs Fitzy by the backpack and slings him into a chain link fence. Better explination than my gf gave me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 He didnt have a fight, Fitzy was walking along with his head buried in his phone and just happened to walk straight towards the Beiber entourage. Beiber tried to stiff arm Fitzy, to which he is like, who the fuck are you and kept walking, nekkminit a bouncer grabs Fitzy by the backpack and slings him into a chain link fence. Better explination than my gf gave me Well I was there and saw the whole thing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 TTDIM: The comments on goal.com, so many rustled jimmies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraiwe Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 TTDIM: Messina Gelato to open a store on Swan St. I am going to get soooooo fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 My youngest's reaction when her mum gave her a gluten free biscuit. "Dad, Mum tried to poison me"! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 TTDIM: When you're walking home at night in Thornbury and a guy that seems as though he might be a rapist actually turns out to be a Melbourne City fan Shoutout to Jared (whichever of the million ways you can spell it), thanks for not raping, stabbing or mugging me and thank you for sharing my sentiments on why John Aloisi is the world's biggest flog 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 TTDIM: the 'Others' folder for your FB messages. Got this gem sent to me a while back.. you bust ass virgin thats what you are fred perrryyy m8 hahahaha such a virgin also....you post a photo of me when im at a party, you only got photos of yourself...definitely a virgin mate, come to where i live and ill hook you up with some pink hahaha DEFINITELY a virgin...your a fat cunt arent ya mate, im sooo "butthurt" by you posting a photo of me to the point im sending you spam...keen for some banter, its always decent giving a fat cunt banter i wore fred perry when i couldnt dress myself lad, fred perry?? hahahahaha so i suggest next time you try and embarrass someone your own hands are clean you pure mess, you look like a dirty cunt, youve never hard a bird and dont bother try and lie! and if you try play the same card with me ill just easily prove you wrong, cuz you dont even know what a pussy smells like....and your also a little 1996 faggot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Haha. A 1996 faggot. Best insult I have ever heard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Let me guess, he was being a sperglord in a thread on Facebook and you pulled out a pic of him and posted it in the same thread, labeling him a faggot of some sort and you got this reaction from him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Let me guess, he was being a sperglord in a thread on Facebook and you pulled out a pic of him and posted it in the same thread, labeling him a faggot of some sort and you got this reaction from him? 100% correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 TTDIM: clips vs spurs game 7 Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 TTDIM: clips vs spurs game 7 Wow. Long time Spurs fan, knew we would lose, we always struggle to defend titles. Got Clippers @ $19 to win the Championship, think it's either them or Cavs/Warriors now who can win it. Need CP3 to get up but. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 TTDIM: clips vs spurs game 7 Wow. Long time Spurs fan, knew we would lose, we always struggle to defend titles. Got Clippers @ $19 to win the Championship, think it's either them or Cavs/Warriors now who can win it. Need CP3 to get up but. Cavs no chance now that Love got hurt IMO. No ones stopping Golden state unless they get injured. Was a great series though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) TTDIM: Narrowly avoiding plowing through a pack of four large Kangaroos on the way home after the Derby. Car would have been a write off for sure. Edited May 8, 2015 by malloy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) TTDIM: When leftards get a reality check. “From a personal perspective, when we interviewed (Ed) Miliband we thought: ‘Oh my God, we can probably influence the outcome of an election,’” Brand said. “Now I think: ‘You can’t influence the outcome of an election’. Edited May 8, 2015 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 TTDIM; the fal out from the NT pelting other tards from the upper levels last night. We might have lost but watching the visitors all turn on each other is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 TTDIM; the fal out from the NT pelting other tards from the upper levels last night. We might have lost but watching the visitors all turn on each other is great. What a disgraceful bunch of bonobos. Deadset grown fucking men throwing bottles at children. Very very happy to be a Melb City supporter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 TTDIM; the fal out from the NT pelting other tards from the upper levels last night. We might have lost but watching the visitors all turn on each other is great. Think there might be a few guys directly surrounding me who will be in a bit of trouble for pelting bottles at that victory dickhead on L2 after the 3rd goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 TTDIM; the fal out from the NT pelting other tards from the upper levels last night. We might have lost but watching the visitors all turn on each other is great. Think there might be a few guys directly surrounding me who will be in a bit of trouble for pelting bottles at that victory dickhead on L2 after the 3rd goal. can confirm, was not me. my beer was too valuable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 TTDIM: Demi Moore on striptease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 TTDIM: Demi Moore on striptease. i came Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 TTDIM: Demi Moore on striptease. i came I wiped my hands on the remote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 (edited) Listening to the abuse being dished out by a drug fiend at Western hospital emergency. Friendly nurse walks in and asks how he is, his response "FUCK YOU YA FUCKING FAT MOLE FUCK" Then a few moments later "FUCK YOU TOO YOU FUCKING BLACK CUNT " echoing through the whole hospital. Gave me an idea on where we can make cuts to the public health system. Edited May 13, 2015 by hedaik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 (edited) Listening to the abuse being dished out by a drug fiend at Western hospital emergency. Friendly nurse walks in and asks how he is, his response "FUCK YOU YA FUCKING FAT MOLE FUCK" Then a few moments later "FUCK YOU TOO YOU FUCKING BLACK CUNT " echoing through the whole hospital.Guessing you mean the Footscray one (they are all called 'Western Health' or w/e), but every time I've been to the Sunshine one it's the same story.Always someone looking for fucking attention, bitches just collapsing in the middle of the emergency room or cunts walking in bleeding all over the floor making a scene. Fuck off, just let me wait my turn in peace. Edited May 13, 2015 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Listening to the abuse being dished out by a drug fiend at Western hospital emergency. Friendly nurse walks in and asks how he is, his response "FUCK YOU YA FUCKING FAT MOLE FUCK" Then a few moments later "FUCK YOU TOO YOU FUCKING BLACK CUNT " echoing through the whole hospital. Guessing you mean the Footscray one (they are all called 'Western Health' or w/e), but every time I've been to the Sunshine one it's the same story. Always someone looking for fucking attention, bitches just collapsing in the middle of the emergency room or cunts walking in bleeding all over the floor making a scene. Fuck off, just let me wait my turn in peace. Yeah Footscray. Sounds like we should have gone to Sunshine though from what the staff have said. (what have I done wrong in life to have footscray and sunshine as my two nearest points of care) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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