bazzatron

I have connections!

Was this back when you were cool?

You're off topic mate. Get back to footy or else I'll have you banned.

With no fewer than 11 holes in one!

I kicked a footy once. I swear it nearly went 50 metres after a favourable bounce. My mate was there, he saw the whole thing.

This is the only Hassel my phone has: https://coprocinephilia.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/hoff1.jpg

My primary school dental van had a female dentist with a very full moustache. She had to have been in her 30s at that time. She probably has a beard now.

Wouldnt everybody outside of Newcastle sound like they have a posh English accent to you? Maaaaaate! Yoooou got a spare durry? Haha I know people from WA have a slightly different accent, but I have met a small amount of people (maybe like 2 or 3) who talk like they are extras on the bill and when asked about where they grew up they have all said they talk like that because they are from Perth. I overhead someone on the train say it today too. It's weird In my experience this is probably 50% the case. Wouldnt everybody outside of Newcastle sound like they have a posh English accent to you? Maaaaaate! Yoooou got a spare durry? Haha I know people from WA have a slightly different accent, but I have met a small amount of people (maybe like 2 or 3) who talk like they are extras on the bill and when asked about where they grew up they have all said they talk like that because they are from Perth. I overhead someone on the train say it today too. It's weird If anything you would think a South African slant would be more prevalent amongst PPL in Perf because their are more White South Africans there than in South Africa itself these days. My favourite slang word of all time has to be the use of "Big Man" that PPL from Glasgow use like we use "Mate"... it doesn't matter how big or small a bloke is he is always called "Big Man". I grew up using "Big Man" in a sarcastic way like an insult.

Imagine if we all had megaphones!!!!! And vuvuzelas! And we all blew them into megaphones! And dogs with bees in their mouths and when they barked they shot bees at you

Imagine if we all had megaphones!!!!!

Anyone?

Swap ya with my 2 tix L1 Aisle 8 which is next to the Victory active area then you can sell them to some fat kid supporting Victory that wants to be in da norf endz. Hrmmmmmm...no. But you can buy 2 of my 4 if you like.

I got 4x tickets on the wing, non-active Melbourne City Supporter, City B, section L1, Row 14, G $50 each. PM me

That bitch cut me off in traffic, I hate her articles now.

Like you actually go to Footscray! I rarely do these days, thats why I was surprised how much its changed. I probably saw you but there are so many luxury Toyota's driving around I wouldnt have recognised you

I thought "The Rock" was a modern day classic.

According to the owners manual page 166: http://downloads.dell.com/Manuals/all-products/esuprt_laptop/esuprt_xps_laptop/xps-m1330_owner%27s%20manual_en-us.pdf It takes up to 8Gb RAM (2x 4Gb) 667 MHz SoDIMM DDR2. I bought a generic RAM kit like this for my similar period Toshiba and it runs awesome: http://www.ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_from=R40%7CR40&_sacat=0&_nkw=667+MHz+SoDIMM+DDR2+8Gb&_sop=2 And for $149 at Scorptec: http://www.scorptec.com.au/product/Hard_Drives_&_SSDs/SSD_-_2.5%22_&_PCI_Express/57903-CT250BX100SSD1 Its 7mm so it should fit in any laptop. Theres a decent upgrade for under $250 *EDIT* Fucking trash Vista and put Windows 7 64-bit on there asap.

No one upgrades laptop CPU's. Unless its like a 17" Alienware, Dell Precision or similar standard in another brand.

He must have show coming up at the Rooty Hill RSL, so he needs to promote himself a bit. No such thing as bad publicity.

Thats not accurate... All of Nickelback's songs are horrific whilst Cage has made at least three decent movies... I would say he is more like the Noiseworks of Music. Massive back catalog of crap with one or two okay songs (For Pop Rock of that Era) that you hear around Australia Day. Fair assessment. He also did a lot of bad movies solely to make money in order to get out of debt. I'm sure we have all worked shitty jobs because we needed money at some point.

I live nearby and the place is like a Cultural Wasteland stuck in 2002... the worst bit is how its all on one level so going to the only stores you might need to go to (As in the bigger ones) is like running a Modern Shopping Mall Marathon in 2002. Respect has to be given though for it actually containing a Lowes though - LOL. Whats the food court like, i havent been since 2009.

Like you actually go to Footscray!

What public holiday?

What about Mila Kunis?