Shahanga Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Rather than make my seemingly 500th post whinging about how everything at this club is going pear shaped, I'd thought I'd start a thread that might be a bit more uplifting and distracting from the football field woes. So why not a thread about stuff people on here are working towards. I am setting myself to run a sub 3:40 marathon in October 2015. Critical to this plan is losing 10kg. I do that, I train well, I have some luck and some courage, I just might do it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Rather than make my seemingly 500th post whinging about how everything at this club is going pear shaped, I'd thought I'd start a thread that might be a bit more uplifting and distracting from the football field woes. So why not a thread about stuff people on here are working towards. I am setting myself to run a sub 3:40 marathon in October 2015. Critical to this plan is losing 10kg. I do that, I train well, I have some luck and some courage, I just might do it. You've set yourself a decent goal there, good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvski Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 My personal goal is to the biggest and baddest melb city ultra #werenotsmallwejusthatethetards #ultranotbitch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 (edited) Well I'm already sexy and shredded as fuk cuz so this is a hard one Probably make a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli (no seriously a milli before 28). Edited December 3, 2014 by strider 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeardedHeart Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 I working towards having my first MMA fight before the middle of next year 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Financial Independence. ASAP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goawayvictory Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 heading to the uk to play hockey for a season in 2015/2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Mortgage free before 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Grow my dick from 9 1/2 to 11+ inches. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Grow my dick from 9 1/2 to 11+ inches. Lmfao dat subtle brag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestr Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Grow my dick from 9 1/2 to 11+ inches. I considered having 11 inch dick but I'm not prepared to cut 3 inches off 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 To score a curtain to sleep on off my mate. Coz his dog is sleeping on 2 curtains and it's not fair if the dog gets 2 curtains to sleep on and I get no curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elieanid Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) Me: Graduating from Uni and find a full time job and to attend as many Melbourne City Matches as I can 75% minimum thats my benchmark.....all do able! Edited December 4, 2014 by elieanid 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 To have a coffee with Hoffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 To help my good mate bannon from this forum finally shake his $1K/week meth habit. I got faith in ya brother. I will walk every step on the road to a clean life with you. God bless. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 To help my good mate bannon from this forum finally shake his $1K/week meth habit. I got faith in ya brother. I will walk every step on the road to a clean life with you. God bless. I'll pray for both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 To have a coffee with Hoffy Such a top bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeCee Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 To help my good mate bannon from this forum finally shake his $1K/week meth habit. I got faith in ya brother. I will walk every step on the road to a clean life with you. God bless. Can you also teach him how to keep track of his car keys? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 To help my good mate bannon from this forum finally shake his $1K/week meth habit. I got faith in ya brother. I will walk every step on the road to a clean life with you. God bless. Can you also teach him how to keep track of his car keys? He sold his car yesterday to score again I heard. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 To get a root before 40. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Try and get through a heart game this season sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Try and get through a heart game this season sober. In a similar vein...try and get though same without offering van 't Schip predictions on his future in football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 (edited) Try and get through a heart game this season sober. Considering you the head of the JVS Defence League such a comment really does not make much sense... Edited December 9, 2014 by cadete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 My goal this season was to spend little to no time on this forum. Not doing a very good job so far 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) FWIW I already achieved my goal for the year which was to lose weight for my wedding which is in April next year. I have lost 25 Kilos all up (27%) and went from 92 Kilos (At my Largest it should be said) to my current weight of just under 67 Kilos. Let the cleansing of Yarraside begin Lets start with banishing the fat piece of lard ..... aka Cadet aka the one with the mighty neck beard Interesting enough that when I went to discuss the above post with Petery at The Gimp at the first game this year he rushed off quickly and said "He had no idea what I was talking about" so either he is purely an Internet Warrior or somebody else he knows used his forum account as a Multi to make the above post. Either way I find the whole situation rather humourous now TBH... and for the record I never had a Neck Beard but we did end YSIDE. Edited December 10, 2014 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthheart Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 He was clearly just confusing you with Melling when it comes to the neck beard. It's gloriousness can be distracting and make it hard to form coherent sentences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Try and get through a heart game this season sober. Considering you the head of the JVS Defence League such a comment really does not make much sense... Yes because JVS's coaching is responsible for David Williams missing sitters from 1m out or Weilarts backpass right to the opposition. The players are more of a problem then the coach IMO, but i'll talk more about it in the sack JVS thread once i've caught up with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I am setting myself to run a sub 3:40 marathon in October 2015. Critical to this plan is losing 10kg. I do that, I train well, I have some luck and some courage, I just might do it. Firstly mate, wishing you good luck with this! Great goal. A lot of people genuinely underestimate how hard both physically and especially mentally completing a marathon is. Can I ask how many you've done so far? What were your previous times? How old are? 3:40 is a pretty decent time and would be a great achievement to meet. Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 FWIW I already achieved my goal for the year which was to lose weight for my wedding which is in April next year. I have lost 25 Kilos all up (27%) and went from 92 Kilos (At my Largest it should be said) to my current weight of just under 67 Kilos. Let the cleansing of Yarraside begin Lets start with banishing the fat piece of lard ..... aka Cadet aka the one with the mighty neck beard Interesting enough that when I went to discuss the above post with Petery at The Gimp at the first game this year he rushed off quickly and said "He had no idea what I was talking about" so either he is purely an Internet Warrior or somebody else he knows used his forum account as a Multi to make the above post. Either way I find the whole situation rather humourous now TBH... and for the record I never had a Neck Beard but we did end YSIDE. Lmfao dat quote, lost my shit. We all have a little internet warrior in us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannon Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 to be a sick cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 To let cadete, Hackett and co know that I am not an idiot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted December 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) I am setting myself to run a sub 3:40 marathon in October 2015. Critical to this plan is losing 10kg. I do that, I train well, I have some luck and some courage, I just might do it. Firstly mate, wishing you good luck with this! Great goal. A lot of people genuinely underestimate how hard both physically and especially mentally completing a marathon is. Can I ask how many you've done so far? What were your previous times? How old are? 3:40 is a pretty decent time and would be a great achievement to meet. Good luck! I've run 5 marathons in 4 years, after taking up running after finding out just how unfit i had become at a coaching clinic! First idea was to get fit to play soccer again but in the end I didn't do that, just made running my hobby, as this was more family friendly. Yes, completing that first one was amazing- I never thought I'd "be a marathoner" but there it was. My PB is 3:51. I suspect i weighed about 77kg then (2012). I really don't think i can train significantly harder than I did for that, but if I can get down to 71kg that should make a big difference (let my weight go a bit last year and I really noticed the negative impact of just a few kg). Marathon's different for everyone. From my perspective its not the race that's the mental and physical obstacle (though it can be tough or worse) its the things like getting up at 5:30 on a Saturday morning to head out in the dark cold +/- rain for a 3 hour run, because you know you have to, even though you are buggered after a hard week at work. You do all that and the last 8 ks are not the extreme mental challenge you might think. My toughest was in the heat at Wangaratta when I'd overtrained (long story) and buggered my preparation. I was gone at about 25k but as 2 of my kids were at the finish I couldn't quit, as I figured it would be an appalling example (quitting because a marathon in February was tough?, surely I'd considered that before i signed up??) I'm 47. PS I take it you've run a mara or 2 yourself? Edited December 11, 2014 by Shahanga 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 ...to make it to the holidays without killing my colleagues... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schrecky Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 It appears i have achieved everyone's goals here already* . Run a few marathons in the last 5 years , although failed to acheive the times (My goal was 3:30) , managed 1:33 half times , but body failed me at full and couldnt break 4:00. Even trained up to 32k in 2:40... Im retired now - they hurt to much Payed of a mortage (got a new one now) Financially happy Penis is large enough Got through a few games sober Dropped a heap of weight 92 > 78 > 92 (Ok so this goal was no good) Got a root before 40 All's that is left is to become a MMA fighter , Help someone kick a meth habit and become a sick cunt/ultra Maybe ill just skinny up again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted December 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 If you use MMA on a meth addict that could help cure them and if you wear some sort of retarded mask whilst doing so you could claim you were an ultra. If your violent enough the law will call you a sick cunt when they nab you. Should be able to lose weight on prison tucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 To be able to shaft more than 5 pingers in one session 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Also to shoot a nang into my asshole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 To be able to shaft more than 5 pingers in one session No shieving? (Insert into foreskin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Also to shoot a nang into my asshole This post makes me want to sign up a new account just to like it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 Just finished reading this thread and haven't laughed so hard for a very very long time. My goal is to write something either intelligent or funny and get one of those shiny popular stars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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