carlings Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 Did you try bust a move with her on King St after the game and get yourself bashed up and end up on the news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 hope you at least got a sympathy handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted February 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Hey guys, sorry for the late update: So I met her out the front of the stadium, and sat on L3. It was all going great (besides for sitting just next to the NT) until we scored a goal. Then, some Tard told me to shut up and poured water on me. Thankfully, her and a lovely lady sitting next to us came to my defence, but he still wasn't happy. When they equalised, however, he started yelling at me and was eventually evicted. They scored the winning goal, we left the stadium, and caught the tram back home. I walked her back to our house, was just about to give her a goodnight kiss when some little fuckwit rode his skateboard into us by accident. Her leg started bleeding and we showed her mother, who tended to the wound and got my mum to pick me up. So we lost and I didn't even get a kiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GreenSeater Posted February 7, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said: Hey guys, sorry for the late update: So I met her out the front of the stadium, and sat on L3. It was all going great (besides for sitting just next to the NT) until we scored a goal. Then, some Tard told me to shut up and poured water on me. Thankfully, her and a lovely lady sitting next to us came to my defence, but he still wasn't happy. When they equalised, however, he started yelling at me and was eventually evicted. They scored the winning goal, we left the stadium, and caught the tram back home. I walked her back to our house, was just about to give her a goodnight kiss when some little fuckwit rode his skateboard into us by accident. Her leg started bleeding and we showed her mother, who tended to the wound and got my mum to pick me up. So we lost and I didn't even get a kiss. This genuinely sounds like something out of a sitcom. Holy shit you poor bastard 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 1 hour ago, GreenSeater said: This genuinely sounds like something out of a sitcom. Holy shit you poor bastard This was going through my head the entire time i was reading that lol 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 6 hours ago, GreenSeater said: This genuinely sounds like something out of a sitcom. Holy shit you poor bastard This is becoming the next installment of "Diary of a whimpy Kid". Time for you to have a chat with uncle @HeartFc. (Just don't leave him alone with your girl). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, Jovan said: This is becoming the next installment of "Diary of a whimpy Kid". Time for you to have a chat with uncle @HeartFc. (Just don't leave him alone with your girl). Or you can ask your other dodgy uncle @strider.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post haz Posted February 7, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 10 hours ago, carlings said: Or you can ask your other dodgy uncle @strider.... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 Next time kick the fuck out of the whole NT and the phaggot on the stake board. Fuck your girl (and her mum) then go home and eat pop tarts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted February 8, 2017 Report Share Posted February 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, HeartFc said: Next time kick the fuck out of the whole NT and the phaggot on the stake board. Fuck your girl (and her mum) then go home and eat pop tarts. Such wise words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 Ok I'm with @Tesla, this isn't real. Not that it has to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted February 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 7 hours ago, Jimmy said: Ok I'm with @Tesla, this isn't real. Not that it has to be. What makes you think that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Great, Valentines Day tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 13 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Great, Valentines Day tomorrow. You've been on two dates with this girl. Surely there's no expectation on you to actually buy/do anything? On that note: TTDIM: being single on Valentines Day for the first time in 4 years. That little bit of extra money in my wallet feels nice man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted February 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 What a thread this was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 29 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: What a thread this was. Stay gold ponyboy stay gold. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityGirl Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 On 26/01/2017 at 11:42 PM, Hellenic Hero said: What about @CityGirl? ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 1 hour ago, CityGirl said: ?? You've come in too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted March 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 10 hours ago, CityGirl said: ?? We were talking about whether there were any women on the forum. I said City Girl would be a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityGirl Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: We were talking about whether there were any women on the forum. I said City Girl would be a woman. I'm not the only one. I believe there is one more. That l know of at least. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 8 hours ago, CityGirl said: I'm not the only one. I believe there is one more. That l know of at least. @Shahanga? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Well @Kinnibarihas mentioned she's female about 4 times I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityGirl Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Shahanga said: Well @Kinnibarihas mentioned she's female about 4 times I reckon Yeah, that's the one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I'm gender fluid, currently doing Monday to Wednesday as a bloke, Thursday to Sunday as a semi slutty sassy middle class chick coz it gets me free drinks at bond. Sometimes I mixed it up and do a day as a 6 year old girl with tourettes and polio or ride the bus as an elderly Vietnamese lady with 12 bags of fruit and a melway. My personal favourite though is being a 16 year old bad arse maori chick who chews hubba bubba and tells PSO's they're not real cops. #thrills 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 32 minutes ago, HeartFc said: I'm gender fluid, currently doing Monday to Wednesday as a bloke, Thursday to Sunday as a semi slutty sassy middle class chick coz it gets me free drinks at bond. Sometimes I mixed it up and do a day as a 6 year old girl with tourettes and polio or ride the bus as an elderly Vietnamese lady with 12 bags of fruit and a melway. My personal favourite though is being a 16 year old bad arse maori chick who chews hubba bubba and tells PSO's they're not real cops. #thrills https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 (edited) One's the teaser, two's the pleaser. Good luck fgts Edited March 7, 2017 by Baka1 Grow up cuntys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinnibari Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 21 hours ago, Shahanga said: Well @Kinnibarihas mentioned she's female about 4 times I reckon I am indeed a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 According to a sign that my wife has up on the wall one woman is the equivalent of ten men, so in terms of regular posters on this Forum the numbers look about equal now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted March 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 Hey guys, I'm at a 15th party and it sucks. Music's shit, girlfriend isn't there, and it generally sucks. What should my mates and I do to make it more interesting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 43 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Hey guys, I'm at a 15th party and it sucks. Music's shit, girlfriend isn't there, and it generally sucks. What should my mates and I do to make it more interesting? Use your imagination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said: Hey guys, I'm at a 15th party and it sucks. Music's shit, girlfriend isn't there, and it generally sucks. What should my mates and I do to make it more interesting? MDMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 On 17/03/2017 at 0:10 AM, GreenSeater said: MDMA +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 Drugs are bad mmmkay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 22 minutes ago, Tesla said: Drugs are bad mmmkay What about in the presence of Bangerz? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever City Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 How did i only find this thread know? One of the best threads on this forum. @Hellenic Hero 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted October 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, Forever City said: How did i only find this thread know? One of the best threads on this forum. @Hellenic Hero Yeah it was absolute gold haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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