n i k o Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Hackett said: Depends on the time of year though, significantly more expensive in high season. Do sucky sucky go up during high season too Edited May 6, 2017 by n i k o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackett Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) 19 minutes ago, n i k o said: Do sucky sucky go up during high season too Unfortunately, yes. Prices on everything goes up during Nov-Feb period. Edited May 6, 2017 by Hackett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Hackett said: Unfortunately, yes. Prices on everything goes up during Nov-Feb period. Ah that's sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 I was gonna go with a mate (yes I have friends) December Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 Why is Sydney fucking broken. Like why are there no public rubbish bins. Tier 2 city tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 12 hours ago, Tesla said: Why is Sydney fucking broken. Like why are there no public rubbish bins. Tier 2 city tbh. The red flashing man goes super quick too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Embee Posted May 7, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 35 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: The red flashing man goes super quick too Did you just assume the red flashy person's gender? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 (edited) TTIM: Not being born into royalty TTDIM: Hitler's vacation taste for location Edited August 21, 2017 by haz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 (edited) Hitler's Eagle Nest (Open image for best view) Edited August 21, 2017 by haz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 Anyone on here ever been to Nepal? Just booked a solo trip there for two weeks over new years and would love some suggestions or advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 1 hour ago, GreenSeater said: Anyone on here ever been to Nepal? Just booked a solo trip there for two weeks over new years and would love some suggestions or advice. Always take note of where the door frames are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Of Salem Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 Hi has anyone been to Canada? I recently was awarded tickets as part of my job. I have 1 week in Canada around xmas, flights to and from Toronto. It appears to be a very expensive place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted August 15, 2017 Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 4 hours ago, GreenSeater said: Anyone on here ever been to Nepal? Just booked a solo trip there for two weeks over new years and would love some suggestions or advice. Dont get your period there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bt50 Posted August 15, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 15, 2017 9 hours ago, haz said: Dont get your period there. @Shahanga 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 6 hours ago, bt50 said: @Shahanga I'll bare that in mind if I suddenly feel one coming on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 If you're thinking about going to Buenos Aires anytime soon... don't. Absolute shambles. Thought it would be rough around the edges but fuck me its 95% 3rd world with 1st world prices. The arrogance of the Portenos people (Whites) is staggering, to the point where I thought they were joking around. The first day I rocked up, the place I had booked said they gave my room to someone coz the payed cash and didnt give back my deposit.Ok WTF does that even mean?? So I justifiably kick up a fuss and the skinny little Di Maria look a like faggot calls the cops on me. I had to drag my bags into a taxi and sleep in some flea ridden shithole in the worst part of town with shared toilet that didnt flush. Luckily I found another place (still shit) in a better part of town the next day coz I got warned Id get stabbed on the street eventually. Couple days later my ferry to Uruguay was fucked up coz the ferry company didnt send me my tickets via email. Of course when I got to the ticket office they fuck up the dates on the ticket and when I complain they said it was too late to change them even though they were the ones to fuck up... Of course I had to buy a new tickets ($70 AUD for 1 hour ferry). Had no idea what the fuck was going on, I almost fell on the floor cried like a toddler at the supermarket. Fucking nightmare gets worse, back in BA phone goes missing from my room a few days later, hotel knows nothing and doesnt want to help at all. Obviously the cleaning lady pinched it. Cops don't help so no point even calling them. Don't have travel insurance coz VISA (debit card) changed their insurance policy since my last trip but I wasn't informed that I'm no longer automatically covered coz I used my debit card to purchase my flights... not my credit card. Loving life. Now I'm off to Iguazu now so thank god I'm leaving Buenos Aires. Hopefully its a little better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 If you think BA is third world and a rip off you aren't gunna enjoy Iguazu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, thisphantomfortress said: If you think BA is third world and a rip off you aren't gunna enjoy Iguazu Yes sir. Already hating it already. They only except cash to take the shuttle bus and the ATM wouldn't take foreign cards... At a fkn airport... I asked a local who was dropping someone off if I could jump in with him and negotiate a price but he said he isnt allowed coz the shuttle company will complain to the police.. WTF So had to beg someone for 40 peso coz thats how much I was short of cash. Of course when I was paying cash I saw they had efpos but the cunts didnt want a paper trail. BTW the ATMs only give you $2000 peso per day ($150 AUD) which is a about 1 night stay, food, taxi etc. per day. In a crazy hyper inflated shithole where everyone wants cash you can easily find yourself stranded. This place is basically tailored to piss you off. NEVER AGAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 If you are in the argentine side go to the bus terminal. If you head up the Rd from where the terminal is (not down the hill the other road) about a km down there is a bank - from memory a santander - that actually works. I remember Iguazu being a shocker for cash money. Had any issues with those racoon/monkey things yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Ye googled it and found a few banks, cheers. Managed to get the bus in, thank fuck for that... but I cant be fucked going out tonight and getting eaten by the massive mosquitos so I'm calling it a night. Na haven't seen those jungle racoons fuckers yet but I've been warned. I'm staying in a bungalow 10 min out of town so I'm sure ill have a run in soon enough. Might cross the border to Brazil coz so I'm done with Argentines. I found that the only decent Argentines hate Argentina more than me. The whole country belongs at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, like their submarines. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 (edited) Meanwhile you could go to the Balkans where everything is cheap but ATMs work and the people are civilised Edited November 22, 2017 by Tesla 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 If you hate the argentines you're in for a wild ride in Brazil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Best thread on the forum am loving your work @HeartFc. Oh the lols. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Interested to hear how Bolivia and Paraguay go. A+ thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 48 minutes ago, Jovan said: Interested to hear how Bolivia and Paraguay go. A+ thread. Bolivia haha my only advice is "never trust a fart" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 29 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Bolivia haha my only advice is "never trust a fart" Ha once you reach a certain age, you never trust a fart, regardless of where you are 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 I was going to cross the border while I'm north and check out Brazil/Paraguay but I'm fucking scared now. I am going to Tucuman next week which has an insane crime rate so I figure that might cover the stabbings and muggings id cop everywhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 7 hours ago, HeartFc said: I was going to cross the border while I'm north and check out Brazil/Paraguay but I'm fucking scared now. I am going to Tucuman next week which has an insane crime rate so I figure that might cover the stabbings and muggings id cop everywhere else. Do it for the forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeartFc Posted November 22, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 (edited) Just now, Shahanga said: Do it for the forum! Orite fuck it, ill go. Besides the waterfall Iquazu is boring as fuck. EDIT: btw you guys might be happy to here I had a horrible night sleep due to those racoon things smashing the tin roof above me, then this arvo I shit myself while chilling by the pool when a couple of giant tegu lizards were having sex/fighting next to me. Couldn't even relax after that coz I was paranoid one would run out the jungle a bite my cock off. Thongs also broke while walking down the street and the supermarket had fuck all food so I literally ate 400grams of cheese by its self for dinner and now I'm constipated. Edited November 22, 2017 by HeartFc 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 2 hours ago, HeartFc said: Orite fuck it, ill go. Besides the waterfall Iquazu is boring as fuck. EDIT: btw you guys might be happy to here I had a horrible night sleep due to those racoon things smashing the tin roof above me, then this arvo I shit myself while chilling by the pool when a couple of giant tegu lizards were having sex/fighting next to me. Couldn't even relax after that coz I was paranoid one would run out the jungle a bite my cock off. Thongs also broke while walking down the street and the supermarket had fuck all food so I literally ate 400grams of cheese by its self for dinner and now I'm constipated. Ah the joys of travelling ! I remember travelling in Egypt in the mid 80's, shitting through the eye of a needle, a whole bunch of us struck down with King Tuts revenge.. it was a pleasure to go back to Israel and kibbutz life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeartFc Posted November 25, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Latest update: Fucking hate South America with such a passion id have no issue murdering a pregnant women right now. Just wtf. Nothing works and no one cares. Even if they did care, no one knows how to fix anything here. I feel bad for the Women. The men here are the laziest pin dick fucking sad cunts you could imagine. To some it up, think about every single useless moron you've met in your life and add them all together. Thats the average South America man. Fat, lazy, ugly and you can just tell they have micro penises. I now understand the murder rate, Id murder every second person if I could. Btw im in Tucuman and its a shit hole. If I get stab, ill let yawl know. 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Mate, I'm enjoying this. Makes a change from all the other "travelogue reviews" that I've read about various crappy places I've visited. And South America is off my bucket list. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Best thread on the forum! Keep up the good work @HeartFc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Shahanga said: Best thread on the forum! Keep up the good work @HeartFc! This forum needs more @HeartFc commentary in general, not just in relation to travel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFC-FAN Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 7 hours ago, HeartFc said: Latest update: Fucking hate South America with such a passion id have no issue murdering a pregnant women right now. Just wtf. Nothing works and no one cares. Even if they did care, no one knows how to fix anything here. I feel bad for the Women. The men here are the laziest pin dick fucking sad cunts you could imagine. To some it up, think about every single useless moron you've met in your life and add them all together. Thats the average South America man. Fat, lazy, ugly and you can just tell they have micro penises. I now understand the murder rate, Id murder every second person if I could. Btw im in Tucuman and its a shit hole. If I get stab, ill let yawl know. Hope you are visiting Venezuela, I've heard good things.... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Maybe after this you should head to PNG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 I want "The Independent Guide to Eastern Europe" to counter Tesla's obviously biased opinions... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, jw1739 said: I want "The Independent Guide to Eastern Europe" to counter Tesla's obviously biased opinions... No bias tbh. I did get kidnapped and robbed in Bulgaria fwiw, legit gypsy country, but still pretty good, still beats some shitty south east asian country that people go to for a cheap beach holiday. Greece was the only average place I went too, nice beaches but expensive and boring plus the people are malakas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 11 hours ago, HeartFc said: Latest update: Fucking hate South America with such a passion id have no issue murdering a pregnant women right now. Just wtf. Nothing works and no one cares. Even if they did care, no one knows how to fix anything here. I feel bad for the Women. The men here are the laziest pin dick fucking sad cunts you could imagine. To some it up, think about every single useless moron you've met in your life and add them all together. Thats the average South America man. Fat, lazy, ugly and you can just tell they have micro penises. I now understand the murder rate, Id murder every second person if I could. Btw im in Tucuman and its a shit hole. If I get stab, ill let yawl know. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/342b7c7d-282c-427e-9c82-6436c2c32143 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeartFc Posted November 27, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) Highlight of the trip fellas. (I'm on the left) Edited November 27, 2017 by HeartFc 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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