strider Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Still recovering from the cancerous radiation from those handclappers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 TTIM: Handclappers Yesterday sheets of cardboard were handed out that could be folded into them. They add no atmosphere whatsoever and are just there to make noise. Theres nothing worse then sitting next to a bunch of kids who use them for the whole 90 minutes. Anyone who's been to NBL games in the past knows what i'm talking about. They actually sounded good on the pitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Heartspur Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 TTIM: Neil Mitchell trying to start a "Soccer/Football debate". And before anyone asks, it was the only non-music station I could get. TTIM: Music radio stations. I don't need to listen to some fuckwit who calls himself Dangerous Dave or some pretentious hipster fuck telling me what music is "legendary" or "amazingly cool", or a supposed "knowledgeable" Triple J announcer who thinks that Chuck Berry was an amazing trumpet player! And I also don't want to hear the same fucking songs repeated ad nauseum, every day of the fucking week! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeCee Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 TTIM: Neil Mitchell trying to start a "Soccer/Football debate". And before anyone asks, it was the only non-music station I could get. TTIM: Music radio stations. I don't need to listen to some fuckwit who calls himself Dangerous Dave or some pretentious hipster fuck telling me what music is "legendary" or "amazingly cool", or a supposed "knowledgeable" Triple J announcer who thinks that Chuck Berry was an amazing trumpet player! And I also don't want to hear the same fucking songs repeated ad nauseum, every day of the fucking week! I've pushed the antenna back in to the car, and returned to listening to albums front to back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 TTIM: When you order on menulog and it takes over and hour and a half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Heartspur Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 TTIM: Neil Mitchell trying to start a "Soccer/Football debate". And before anyone asks, it was the only non-music station I could get. TTIM: Music radio stations. I don't need to listen to some fuckwit who calls himself Dangerous Dave or some pretentious hipster fuck telling me what music is "legendary" or "amazingly cool", or a supposed "knowledgeable" Triple J announcer who thinks that Chuck Berry was an amazing trumpet player! And I also don't want to hear the same fucking songs repeated ad nauseum, every day of the fucking week! I've pushed the antenna back in to the car, and returned to listening to albums front to back. i always just go with my mp3 player in my car. However at work, I am restricted to listening to a digital radio that half the time is incapable of picking up a decent signal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sheepdog Posted February 2, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 The downsizing of food. Case 1. Killer Pythons used to be the normal size we all knew and loved. Not anymore folks! The cunts have cut them in half and still charge close to 90% of the original price. Try explaining to two kids aged 5 & 3 that there is nothing dad can do about it and now poor old dad has to fork out twice as much money to keep two shit kids happy. Case 2. Fucking yoghurt has shrunk!!! Remember the good old days of getting a good 8-10 teaspoons of yoghurt out of one of the little tubs you get in a twelve pack? Well those days are over my friends(except drewmelbcity[youre not my friend cunt])!!! I picked up a twelve yesterday with full intention of eating the shit out of it once I got baked as fuck, and what do I get for my efforts? A measly 4 teaspoons of mixed berry goodness! Fuck you Yoplait you can suck my cock. Case 3. Oreos. Old days they were normal biscuit sized biscuits. Nowadays - Little bite size pieces of faggoty cookies. I blame all the fat fucks that have forced the government to do this (no politics please Cadete) to promote healthier living and less obesity. I say fuck the fat cunts and let them eat themselves to death. Fuck off im not happy 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 TTIM: The Seahawks' last play call today. (Not a Seahawks fan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 The downsizing of food. Case 1. Killer Pythons used to be the normal size we all knew and loved. Not anymore folks! The cunts have cut them in half and still charge close to 90% of the original price. Try explaining to two kids aged 5 & 3 that there is nothing dad can do about it and now poor old dad has to fork out twice as much money to keep two shit kids happy. Case 2. Fucking yoghurt has shrunk!!! Remember the good old days of getting a good 8-10 teaspoons of yoghurt out of one of the little tubs you get in a twelve pack? Well those days are over my friends(except drewmelbcity[youre not my friend cunt])!!! I picked up a twelve yesterday with full intention of eating the shit out of it once I got baked as fuck, and what do I get for my efforts? A measly 4 teaspoons of mixed berry goodness! Fuck you Yoplait you can suck my cock. Case 3. Oreos. Old days they were normal biscuit sized biscuits. Nowadays - Little bite size pieces of faggoty cookies. I blame all the fat fucks that have forced the government to do this (no politics please Cadete) to promote healthier living and less obesity. I say fuck the fat cunts and let them eat themselves to death. Fuck off im not happy And what happens when it all works through your system? You go to the little boys room only to find that instead of 500 sheets there's about 150 on the roll. Am waiting for the day dunny rolls are sold with one sheet on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted February 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 ITT: We learn about inflation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 ITT: We learn about inflation. I thought the Killer Python thing was for health concerns or some shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 ITT: We learn about inflation. I thought the Killer Python thing was for health concerns or some shit Yes too much sugar for the kids. I would rather my kids having a sugar rush followed by a sugar come down than the constant whinging that the snakes are too small daddy. Shahanga, in fairness they sell the bulk rolls for $10 so that doesn't really irk me, I get what youre saying though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 TTIM: The Seahawks' last play call today. (Not a Seahawks fan) Quite possibly the most retarted thing I have ever seen. (Seahawks fan) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Having recently done a stock order for my swimming pools I can confirm that killer pythons have been shrunk exactly 50% in size and their RRP has also halved. It's 100% the manufacturers decision to try and make them a healthier option. If you're still paying close to the old price you're being shafted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Having recently done a stock order for my swimming pools I can confirm that killer pythons have been shrunk exactly 50% in size and their RRP has also halved. It's 100% the manufacturers decision to try and make them a healthier option. If you're still paying close to the old price you're being shafted. Regardless of the price, I consider getting a half size KP still being shafted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Having recently done a stock order for my swimming pools I can confirm that killer pythons have been shrunk exactly 50% in size and their RRP has also halved. It's 100% the manufacturers decision to try and make them a healthier option. If you're still paying close to the old price you're being shafted. Billy the Asian at the milk bar will be getting a stern talking to thankyou very much jimmy sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewmelbcity Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 TTIM: The Seahawks' last play call today. (Not a Seahawks fan) Quite possibly the most retarted thing I have ever seen. (Seahawks fan) Considering the power behind Marshawn Lynch, seems like a call that only someone as coaching quality as John Aloisi could produce. (Not a Seahawks fan, absolutely hate Patriots though) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ando Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Pats stacked the box against the run, Carroll tried to be clever on second and throw it - they had three receivers out there, but fucked it up completely. Worst call ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 TTIM: Being an Oakland Raiders fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewmelbcity Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Pats stacked the box against the run, Carroll tried to be clever on second and throw it - they had three receivers out there, but fucked it up completely. Worst call ever. I understand why he made the call to throw, but when you have one of or if not the best running back in the league then you pound New Englands defensive line and let Lynch do the rest of the work. However that being said, that interception was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marn11 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 TTIM: Being an Oakland Raiders fan At least you didn't screw up your first pick in last years draft. Mack will be as good as it gets by the time he finishes his career, was robbed of DROY imo. Only way is up for your boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kingofhearts Posted February 3, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 TTIM: everyone becoming an American football expert for a day 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 TTIM: everyone becoming an American football expert for a day This irks me with every sport. Tennis, Olympic events, World Cup football etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 (edited) TTIM: everyone becoming an American football expert for a day This irks me with every sport. Tennis, Olympic events, World Cup football etc. 2006 WC was the worst example I've seen of that to be honest. People who'd been telling me how shit the sport apparently is for years suddenly became fully fledged fans with (what they thought was) in depth understanding of the sport. Edited February 3, 2015 by King Malta 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraiwe Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 TTIM. Tennis commentary regarding drop shots. When they work, it's a "great shot", when they don't it's a "poor choice." Have never heard a commentator say a drop shot was a good choice but poorly executed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marn11 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 TTIM: everyone becoming an American football expert for a day This irks me with every sport. Tennis, Olympic events, World Cup football etc. Reckon it's worse for the Superbowl. I have mates who would have watched about 2 games in their life telling me why Seattle is a monty to win the lot because they have Russell Wilson etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ando Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 ^ despite Wilson having a passer rating of 0.0 (at half time) in the NFC championship game. Wowee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartinHobart Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 TTIM: everyone becoming an American football expert for a day This irks me with every sport. Tennis, Olympic events, World Cup football etc. 2006 WC was the worst example I've seen of that to be honest. People who'd been telling me how shit the sport apparently is for years suddenly became fully fledged fans with (what they thought was) in depth understanding of the sport. Melbourne Cup every year! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 TTIM: everyone becoming an American football expert for a day This irks me with every sport. Tennis, Olympic events, World Cup football etc. 2006 WC was the worst example I've seen of that to be honest. People who'd been telling me how shit the sport apparently is for years suddenly became fully fledged fans with (what they thought was) in depth understanding of the sport. Melbourne Cup every year! And swimming at the Olympics. I have never met anyone who watches swimming other than at the Olympics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 TTIM: Being an Oakland Raiders fan Would rather go for them than the Broncos right now. Atleast anything the Raiders do now is an improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 TTIM: Being an Oakland Raiders fan Would rather go for them than the Broncos right now. Atleast anything the Raiders do now is an improvement. Thats what I thought about Heart at the start of last season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Pats stacked the box against the run, Carroll tried to be clever on second and throw it - they had three receivers out there, but fucked it up completely. Worst call ever. I understand why he made the call to throw, but when you have one of or if not the best running back in the league then you pound New Englands defensive line and let Lynch do the rest of the work. However that being said, that interception was nice.And it was only second down so surely try to run it in at least once! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted February 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 TTIM: everyone becoming an American football expert for a dayNot even an expert, but people just supposedly being a fan.Cunts not going to work to stay at home and drink fucking bud at 10am in the morning when they've never watched a game of American Football in their life?Fucking Americanised country. And not in a good way either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraiwe Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 People not going to work to watch sport instead sounds pretty Australian to me. The 'not knowing what you're talking about' aspect, also fits. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 TTIM - Moving house. Carrying shit down stairs, sorting out clothes, plus going through all the pointless shit I've acquired over the years. So bloody time consuming. Plus owning a small car that can't even fit my TV in it really tops it off. Then sorting out power, internet, foxtel, water. It's just shit, fully irked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewmelbcity Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 People not going to work to watch sport instead sounds pretty Australian to me. The 'not knowing what you're talking about' aspect, also fits. Spot on, nothing is more Aussie then being work experts on everything sport. But I'm a sport enthusiast love gridiron, ice hockey, basketball, afl, football, cricket and don't mind baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Those evil mother fuckers in ISIL. Got to be Rule 303 for these guys and even that's too good for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Those evil mother fuckers in ISIL. Got to be Rule 303 for these guys and even that's too good for them I don't really get what their end game is. Besides elledgedly the Saudi's who is going to have any diplomatic or trade relations with these clowns when this is all done. Even North Korea have a friend in China. IS just seem to be pissing everyone off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Over dramatic mums at Kindergarten drop off and pick ups. The amount of crying that goes on is just over the top, andthat's from these drama queen mums.I had one today running up the pathway crying and blubbering to her son that she was so proud of him. He's 3 1/2 years old you left him for 2 hours just shut the fuck up and get out of my way I've got shit to do. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Over dramatic mums at Kindergarten drop off and pick ups. The amount of crying that goes on is just over the top, and that's from these drama queen mums. I had one today running up the pathway crying and blubbering to her son that she was so proud of him. He's 3 1/2 years old you left him for 2 hours just shut the fuck up and get out of my way I've got shit to do. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A KID! Future father of the year material right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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