Young Polak Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Hoffman on bench 0-4 Hoffman on 1-1 Sit down haters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunheart Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Start Hoff next week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belaguttman Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Start nobody next week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunheart Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Start nobody next week JVS pulling the "we forfeit" card?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Start nobody next week JVS pulling the "we forfeit" card?! Automatic 3-0 loss. I'll take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belaguttman Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Invisible man last night. Beb Ben just ran around him  on our right side like a knife through butter. Any decent attacking left winger shows that we need more than passion and effort from our RB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 After he got carded, he had to back off Made some nice overlapping runs but the crosses were below par Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiro Kompiro Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 After he got carded, he had to back off Made some nice overlapping runs but the crosses were below par  He was backing off before he got carded.  Ben Falafel was having a field day on him.  Hardly ever passes forward.  Never in the right place to allow us to play out form the back.  Back passes to the keeper.  He's been serviceable in a shit team, but we are not a to 4 side with Hoffman at RB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melbournelad55 Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 hoffman will do until the end of the season when we can get a proper RB... I think he is slowly improving even though ben khalfallah wore him like a glove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belaguttman Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 If he's ever fit I'd like to see Germano playing at RB instead of Hoffman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agoalie Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 If he's ever fit I'd like to see Germano playing at RB instead of Hoffman. Is starting in the youth league game today. Out for the rest of season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommac Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 (edited)  After he got carded, he had to back off Made some nice overlapping runs but the crosses were below par  He was backing off before he got carded.  Ben Falafel was having a field day on him.  Hardly ever passes forward.  Never in the right place to allow us to play out form the back.  Back passes to the keeper.  He's been serviceable in a shit team, but we are not a to 4 side with Hoffman at RB.  Holy moly- are you me in disguise? That is EXACTLY what I was saying to my mate at the game last night.  Just watch the difference between Hoffman and Garuccio when they receive the ball from the CB. Garuccio opens his body up and turns forward to play forward, whereas Hoffman just faces where the ball comes from and takes his first touch the same way.. he is technically a really really bad player. He also so regularly runs INSIDE the Right Winger when 'overlapping' and takes the space they are trying to move into. A wing-back should 95% of the time, overlap to the outside of the winger as that is where the space is, and it also allows the winger the chance to use that decoy to cut inside. Hoffman actually stands behind players when we are trying to play out from the back, and is so often unavailable for what should be a simple pass to feet. I think he is so lacking in confidence and composure  that he actually doesn't want the ball. There was a hilarious moment last night when he won the ball in defence, looked up with nobody in front of him and galloped forward as fast as he could with the ball. Then as the defence gradually started to close him down (about 40 yards out), he just passed/booted it straight forward, nowhere near anyone and out for a goal kick. Any professional player should have the composure to stick  their foot on the ball in that situation, relax and find a team mates feet in order to build the attack from there. This guy is too stupid to do that. He reminds me of a greyhound puppy- all action, but no brain. Edited December 21, 2014 by tommac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 And Ben Garrucio miscontrolled 3 balls in the first half that went out of play when he was under little pressure, plus Barbar gave him problems in the second half The Hoff only does what he does to make others look better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Actually thought this was his poorest game to date this season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 (edited) THE HOFF ON BOZZA'S TEAM OF THE WEEK SIT THE FUCK DOWN CHAPS Edited December 21, 2014 by Young Polak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestr Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 THE HOFF ON BOZZA'S TEAM OF THE WEEK SIT THE FUCK DOWN CHAPS Kids! Don't do drugs!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonyboozeadams Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 THE HOFF ON BOZZA'S TEAM OF THE WEEK SIT THE FUCK DOWN CHAPS As lb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014   After he got carded, he had to back off Made some nice overlapping runs but the crosses were below par  He was backing off before he got carded.  Ben Falafel was having a field day on him.  Hardly ever passes forward.  Never in the right place to allow us to play out form the back.  Back passes to the keeper.  He's been serviceable in a shit team, but we are not a to 4 side with Hoffman at RB.  Holy moly- are you me in disguise? That is EXACTLY what I was saying to my mate at the game last night.  Just watch the difference between Hoffman and Garuccio when they receive the ball from the CB. Garuccio opens his body up and turns forward to play forward, whereas Hoffman just faces where the ball comes from and takes his first touch the same way.. he is technically a really really bad player. He also so regularly runs INSIDE the Right Winger when 'overlapping' and takes the space they are trying to move into. A wing-back should 95% of the time, overlap to the outside of the winger as that is where the space is, and it also allows the winger the chance to use that decoy to cut inside. Hoffman actually stands behind players when we are trying to play out from the back, and is so often unavailable for what should be a simple pass to feet. I think he is so lacking in confidence and composure  that he actually doesn't want the ball. There was a hilarious moment last night when he won the ball in defence, looked up with nobody in front of him and galloped forward as fast as he could with the ball. Then as the defence gradually started to close him down (about 40 yards out), he just passed/booted it straight forward, nowhere near anyone and out for a goal kick. Any professional player should have the composure to stick  their foot on the ball in that situation, relax and find a team mates feet in order to build the attack from there. This guy is too stupid to do that. He reminds me of a greyhound puppy- all action, but no brain.  Hoffman and Dugandzic just do not work properly together as a RW pair. They just do not read each other at all. But, once again, we're supposed to be dissecting each match by video review, and these positioning and technical issues should be being addressed by our coaching staff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommac Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Â THE HOFF ON BOZZA'S TEAM OF THE WEEK SIT THE FUCK DOWN CHAPS Kids! Don't do drugs!!!!! Â haha Bozza's team of the week, with Kisnorbo and Hoffman in it. Chapman clearly outperformed Kisnorbo, and Hoffman played one good cross in 90 minutes of absolute tripe. $10,000 +/week habit clearly can warp the mind... though Bozza actually talks more sense than Robbie Slater and Andy Harper combined. Don;t know what their excuses are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 The only inaugural player left. Â Is now the football equivalent of Steven Bradbury. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunheart Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Where was the Hoff this arvo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Having a coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Injured Christmas Day. Back injury apparently. Got the impression not too serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Injured Christmas Day. Back injury apparently. Got the impression not too serious? mmmm  shaggers back?  perhaps like Santa Claus  comes but once a year, and was then too tired to play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I can't believe that no one has wished the Hoff a happy Birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I can't believe that no one has wished the Hoff a happy Birthday  https://twitter.com/jhoff28  He got a few tweets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 It looks as if Australia might need a new right back for the Asian Cup final. I know the perfect candidate... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonyboozeadams Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Great birthday gift for the hoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 It looks as if Australia might need a new right back for the Asian Cup final. I know the perfect candidate... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonyboozeadams Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Na, Robbie W to get a fastracked citizenship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTinator Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 That's why we luv the HOFFinator  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agoalie Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 can see the fear in his face just staring at the almighty hoff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTinator Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 can see the fear in his face just staring at the almighty hoff. 5 year contract extension for the Hoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 can see the fear in his face just staring at the almighty hoff.Has to puff out his chest and take on some ultra aggressive pose, while the Hoff just stands their calmly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Â can see the fear in his face just staring at the almighty hoff. Has to puff out his chest and take on some ultra aggressive pose, while the Hoff just stands their calmly. Â Â *there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombegongal Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 The Hoff should be our representative at Eurovision! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 United Nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Fuck I love the Hoff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rass Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Watch the replay and you can see that freakshow first kicked Hoffy's leg out and then 'accidentally' landed an elbow on his head when he hit the ground... not even a card... Hoff did well not to headbutt the turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Hoff did well not to headbutt the turd. Hoff has got to be careful in a situation like that. Â He goes to tap berisha, suddenly the guy's airborne, flying across the ground and ends up either dead or crippled and poor old Hoff gets suspended and maybe even charged. Â A man of his capability has to be very careful indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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