hedaik Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 10 hours ago, Tesla said: I wonder why people get up 20 minutes earlier each day just to eat. Think about it, that's literally what people do, it's fucking strange. One day people will look back and wonder why in the past people did this whole weird breakfast thing. Prefer to sleep in and eat my breakfast at work where I'm at least getting paid for it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 All about the smoothie life. Banana, strawberry and oats. Takes 45 seconds to make. A minute or two to consume. Onwards and upwards. I normally skip dinner if anything. I am a fan of the big lunch though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 28 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: All about the smoothie life. Banana, strawberry and oats. Takes 45 seconds to make. A minute or two to consume. Onwards and upwards. I normally skip dinner if anything. I am a fan of the big lunch though. Lunch is awesome. It's like getting two dinners in the same day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 lol at breakfast plebs ITT. git gud i'm doing keto with intermittent fasting. my first meal is bacon, eggs and ham at around 4pm. all halal of course 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, strider said: lol at breakfast plebs ITT. git gud i'm doing keto with intermittent fasting. my first meal is bacon, eggs and ham at around 4pm. all halal of course Well obviously intermittent fasting is GOAT way to eat, since that's basically what skipping breakfast is. But why keto, that's a lot of fucking effort. Edited September 19, 2016 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 5 hours ago, Tesla said: Well obviously intermittent fasting is GOAT way to eat, since that's basically what skipping breakfast is. But why keto, that's a lot of fucking effort. im cutting weight at the moment, my body responds better to less carbs. probably the easiest diet to stick to since it is so extreme. though i do carb up once a week (or fortnight, depending) its not that hard really, just dont have sugary drinks and fast food. bacon, eggs, salads, fish, chicken, meats... love it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 18 hours ago, strider said: im cutting weight at the moment, my body responds better to less carbs. probably the easiest diet to stick to since it is so extreme. though i do carb up once a week (or fortnight, depending) its not that hard really, just dont have sugary drinks and fast food. bacon, eggs, salads, fish, chicken, meats... love it You And 19yo Tesla would have got along just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 36 minutes ago, Tesla said: You And 19yo Tesla would have got along just fine. Was 19yo Tesla a shredded kent? I'm 24 and shredded as fuck cuz zyzz brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 17 minutes ago, strider said: Was 19yo Tesla a shredded kent? I'm 24 and shredded as fuck cuz zyzz brah Shredded as fuck... and always in a Singlet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 I wonder who on the forum can bench the most.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Just now, thisphantomfortress said: I wonder who on the forum can bench the most.... Nobody here at 80kg 10% body fat can outlift me If ur a fat cunt it doesn't count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 I don't know how people can live without breakfast. I've worked as a labourer for the most part of my life, so anytime I haven't had breakfast just leads to not a good day at work lol. Transitioning into a desk job maybe I could not worry about breakfast but on personal experience you would have to have something in your body before going to do any type of labour. Also cereal kicks ass and looks weird as fuck if you're eating it at any other time of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 35 minutes ago, kingofhearts said: I don't know how people can live without breakfast. I've worked as a labourer for the most part of my life, so anytime I haven't had breakfast just leads to not a good day at work lol. Transitioning into a desk job maybe I could not worry about breakfast but on personal experience you would have to have something in your body before going to do any type of labour. Also cereal kicks ass and looks weird as fuck if you're eating it at any other time of the day Cereal is better at night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 hour ago, hakz7 said: Cereal is better stonned FTFY Which is often at night or very good Saturday and Sunday mornings 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 hours ago, strider said: Nobody here at 80kg 10% body fat can outlift me If ur a fat cunt it doesn't count 1. You're not 80kg 10% body fat 2. I bet you train purely for hypertrophy and so you aren't actually strong 3. Yes it does count if you're a fat cunt Come at me stridbrah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Tesla said: 1. You're not 80kg 10% body fat 2. I bet you train purely for hypertrophy and so you aren't actually strong 3. Yes it does count if you're a fat cunt Come at me stridbrah. 1. Don't bait me into posting a pic 2. I did a solid two years of bulking on Norton's split, my deadlift is 210kg max at 80kg body weight 3. K den Come in me bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 18 minutes ago, strider said: Come in me bro 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 I wonder if strides knows who Tes is irl. He clearly knows who det is and I'm fairly sure he knows who I am. But I think tes has been inconspicuous enough the last two seasons to fly under strides radar. also Pepe the frog is racist #banstrider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, strider said: 1. Don't bait me into posting a pic 2. I did a solid two years of bulking on Norton's split, my deadlift is 210kg max at 80kg body weight 3. K den Come in me bro Good for you if so mate. TBH it would make sense, you're a bit of a weird cunt which is generally a prerequisite to being shredded AF (which is what 80kg @ 10%bf would be unless you're tall AF) 2 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: I wonder if strides knows who Tes is irl. He clearly knows who det is and I'm fairly sure he knows who I am. But I think tes has been inconspicuous enough the last two seasons to fly under strides radar. also Pepe the frog is racist #banstrider Going off your reaction when meeting me, no one would guess who I am. Edited September 20, 2016 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffplz Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 brb misc memes on mforums 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 54 minutes ago, Tesla said: Good for you if so mate. TBH it would make sense, you're a bit of a weird cunt which is generally a prerequisite to being shredded AF (which is what 80kg @ 10%bf would be unless you're tall AF) Going off your reaction when meeting me, no one would guess who I am. Didn't cadete or someone once say you look anglo for a maco? Is that why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 I wonder what everyone on this forum looks like IRL (especially Strider since he's apparently massive) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Tesla said: Good for you if so mate. TBH it would make sense, you're a bit of a weird cunt which is generally a prerequisite to being shredded AF (which is what 80kg @ 10%bf would be unless you're tall AF) Going off your reaction when meeting me, no one would guess who I am. Relax a bit there big D, You know I know who you are Edited September 20, 2016 by strider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 3 hours ago, strider said: Relax a bit there big D, You know I know who you are Not surprised TBH, everyone knew who I was back in the Yarraside days. Pretty funny thinking about it now actually, it was kind of like a glimpse into what being famous would be like, except it was only 1 day a fortnight. Constant stream of random cunts who know who you are and you have no fucking clue who they are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Never have breakfast unless it's a non work day. Cereal and toast don't really interest me. Grew up with a Maltese mum who used to make proper cook ups for breakfast, anything less now seems pointless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Tesla said: Not surprised TBH, everyone knew who I was back in the Yarraside days. Pretty funny thinking about it now actually, it was kind of like a glimpse into what being famous would be like, except it was only 1 day a fortnight. Constant stream of random cunts who know who you are and you have no fucking clue who they are. I had the same issue except it was more like the same 2 people knowing who I am each week and me forgetting them every time because I was too drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 29 minutes ago, hedaik said: I had the same issue except it was more like the same 2 people knowing who I am each week and me forgetting them every time because I was too drunk. haha truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cadete Posted September 20, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 4 hours ago, Tesla said: Not surprised TBH, everyone knew who I was back in the Yarraside days. Pretty funny thinking about it now actually, it was kind of like a glimpse into what being famous would be like, except it was only 1 day a fortnight. Constant stream of random cunts who know who you are and you have no fucking clue who they are. Sounds like the life of @BeardedHeart these days... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 i wonder what it would take for me to get b& Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 On 21/09/2016 at 0:36 AM, Nate said: I wonder what everyone on this forum looks like IRL I generally picture everyone and read their posts in the voice of their profile picture (or what i think the voice of their profile pic would sound like) even if i know them irl. It can be very entertaining at times 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 9 hours ago, strider said: i wonder what it would take for me to get b& This post 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 6 hours ago, KSK_47 said: I generally picture everyone and read their posts in the voice of their profile picture (or what i think the voice of their profile pic would sound like) even if i know them irl. It can be very entertaining at times I'm more than fine with that. (Y) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 50 minutes ago, cadete said: I'm more than fine with that. (Y) I always do yours in the david bowie voice they did in flight of the choncords 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 7 hours ago, KSK_47 said: I generally picture everyone and read their posts in the voice of their profile picture (or what i think the voice of their profile pic would sound like) even if i know them irl. It can be very entertaining at times Can we get a run down of the best? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, thisphantomfortress said: Can we get a run down of the best? Haha. I cant remeber user names but someone has kenny powers from eastbound and down which is always good. Teslas ones i always read as patronising and sarcastic- which is probably how most of them are intended anyway. If i think of any more i will let you know *Embee as ace ventura and greenseater as Barney are great too. Oh and how can i forget Playmaker as a lispy Ronaldo Edited September 22, 2016 by KSK_47 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 I wonder, if anyone has gotten Cotten mouth so bad they drink their clear eyes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 I like the way they call me big poppa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 On 21/09/2016 at 4:44 AM, Tesla said: Not surprised TBH, everyone knew who I was back in the Yarraside days. Pretty funny thinking about it now actually, it was kind of like a glimpse into what being famous would be like, except it was only 1 day a fortnight. Constant stream of random cunts who know who you are and you have no fucking clue who they are. I know I've met you before tes but we could pass each other on the street and I wouldn't know who the fuck the random little bloke is that's saying g'day to me. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're not as famous as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 I wonder why more people don't complain about how every size of any given clothing item are the same price. Surely people buying an XS shirt are irked that they're paying the same as someone getting a 4XL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 50 minutes ago, Jimmy said: I wonder why more people don't complain about how every size of any given clothing item are the same price. Surely people buying an XS shirt are irked that they're paying the same as someone getting a 4XL. I don't even know where to start. I wouldn't expect such a poor post from you @Jimmy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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