cadete Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) Vic Roads Carlton TTDIM: free parking near melbourne uni LOL - I get free parking everywhere. Yeah but you also get seen driving a scooter. I'd rather pay for parking. Says that bloke that actually thinks he looks like a rich cunt driving a dated bright orange Lexus... when the last time anyone saw a Lexus in Camberwell was in like 2005. All you look like driving one of those is one of the nerds I knew at Uni who became a Drug Dealer so he could be invited to our parties... where they would be ignored at as soon as they handed out their drugs. What the fuck are you talking about? What does drug dealing have to do with you riding your scooter? Wait, is this you? Its interesting how when I went to buy a wallet on Collins Street today I saw Vespa's everywhere yet no Early Model Bright Orange Lexus's were to be seen... maybe the corporate movers and shakers of this world have abandoned Collins Street to shop at Northlandzz Edited December 4, 2014 by cadete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Vic Roads Carlton TTDIM: free parking near melbourne uni LOL - I get free parking everywhere. Yeah but you also get seen driving a scooter. I'd rather pay for parking. Says that bloke that actually thinks he looks like a rich cunt driving a dated bright orange Lexus... when the last time anyone saw a Lexus in Camberwell was in like 2005. All you look like driving one of those is one of the nerds I knew at Uni who became a Drug Dealer so he could be invited to our parties... where they would be ignored at as soon as they handed out their drugs. What the fuck are you talking about? What does drug dealing have to do with you riding your scooter? Wait, is this you? Its interesting how when I went to buy a wallet on Collins Street today I saw Vespa's everywhere yet no Early Model Bright Orange Lexus's were to be seen... Is it? I would have thought it would be more interesting if there were a bunch of sedans parked on the footpath on Collins Street rather than scooters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) Vic Roads Carlton TTDIM: free parking near melbourne uni LOL - I get free parking everywhere. Yeah but you also get seen driving a scooter. I'd rather pay for parking. Says that bloke that actually thinks he looks like a rich cunt driving a dated bright orange Lexus... when the last time anyone saw a Lexus in Camberwell was in like 2005. All you look like driving one of those is one of the nerds I knew at Uni who became a Drug Dealer so he could be invited to our parties... where they would be ignored at as soon as they handed out their drugs. What the fuck are you talking about? What does drug dealing have to do with you riding your scooter? Wait, is this you? Its interesting how when I went to buy a wallet on Collins Street today I saw Vespa's everywhere yet no Early Model Bright Orange Lexus's were to be seen... Is it? I would have thought it would be more interesting if there were a bunch of sedans parked on the footpath on Collins Street rather than scooters. You do realise cars can drive down Collins Street??? The street is very slow moving and constantly packed with cars when compared to the other streets in town with PPL turning down the lanes/driveways that run of the street into the Corporate Carparks underneath the high rise office buildings. I always assumed that the PPL inside the luxury cars were Corporate Types but considering I never see any Mid Sized Ten Year Old Orange Lexus's they must just be nobodies. Edited December 4, 2014 by cadete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Vic Roads CarltonTTDIM: free parking near melbourne uni LOL - I get free parking everywhere.Yeah but you also get seen driving a scooter. I'd rather pay for parking.Says that bloke that actually thinks he looks like a rich cunt driving a dated bright orange Lexus... when the last time anyone saw a Lexus in Camberwell was in like 2005. All you look like driving one of those is one of the nerds I knew at Uni who became a Drug Dealer so he could be invited to our parties... where they would be ignored at as soon as they handed out their drugs.What the fuck are you talking about? What does drug dealing have to do with you riding your scooter?Wait, is this you?Its interesting how when I went to buy a wallet on Collins Street today I saw Vespa's everywhere yet no Early Model Bright Orange Lexus's were to be seen... Is it? I would have thought it would be more interesting if there were a bunch of sedans parked on the footpath on Collins Street rather than scooters.You do realise cars can drive down Collins Street??? The street is very slow moving and constantly packed with cars when compared to the other streets in town with PPL turning down the lanes/driveways that run of the street into the Corporate Carparks underneath the high rise office buildings. I always assumed that the PPL inside the luxury cars were Corporate Types but considering I never see any Mid Sized Ten Year Old Orange Lexus's they must just be nobodies. lmao is some guy that drives a scooter really hating on my car? Is this real life? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartinHobart Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 All pies and burgers in NZ are supreme. The pie shop on Lake Wanaka. Ferg and devil burgers in Queenstown. Nothing anywhere comes close to that shit. Fergburger Never seen a busier burger shop in my life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeCee Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 All pies and burgers in NZ are supreme. The pie shop on Lake Wanaka. Ferg and devil burgers in Queenstown. Nothing anywhere comes close to that shit. Fergburger Never seen a busier burger shop in my life! Not even that good if I'm honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Vic Roads Carlton TTDIM: free parking near melbourne uni LOL - I get free parking everywhere. Yeah but you also get seen driving a scooter. I'd rather pay for parking.Says that bloke that actually thinks he looks like a rich cunt driving a dated bright orange Lexus... when the last time anyone saw a Lexus in Camberwell was in like 2005. All you look like driving one of those is one of the nerds I knew at Uni who became a Drug Dealer so he could be invited to our parties... where they would be ignored at as soon as they handed out their drugs. What the fuck are you talking about? What does drug dealing have to do with you riding your scooter? Wait, is this you? Surely this would have been more appropriatehttp://youtu.be/h6CNJEW-W4M 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 TTDIM: How does it compare to other brands? I consider myself to be quite the Iced Coffee connoisseur, in that I drink a fuckload of them. Its the Chuck Norris of Iced coffee. Walks in your house, spin kicks you in the jaw, fucks your wife and shits in the refrigerator. Double strength makes your Dare, Rush, etc taste like watery dog piss. Tried it, was disappoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) TTDIM: That there is a World Oil War going on causing petrol prices to fall drastically despite the AUD falling Edited December 4, 2014 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 TTDIM: Calling the club outside business hours and being told 'Welcome to Melbourne Heart FC' by the recorded message 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marn11 Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Rugby. Never given it much thought, but after being in the UK have jumped on board. Good sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 TTDIM: SnapSave. Convincing sluts that their snapchats are not being screen shot, give the guy who invented this the keys to the city. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaNNaVo93 Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 TTDIM: Winning a $50 fuel card for updating a few prices of petrol stations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 TTDIM: Czech Republic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 TTDIM: SnapSave. Convincing sluts that their snapchats are not being screen shot, give the guy who invented this the keys to the city. Sorry but are sluts sending naked pics and complaining when cunts screen save... they do realise it takes longer then 7 seconds to squeeze one out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeCee Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 TTDIM: America http://www.businessinsider.com.au/conservatives-purposely-making-cars-spew-black-smoke-2014-7 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 TTDIM: Americahttp://www.businessinsider.com.au/conservatives-purposely-making-cars-spew-black-smoke-2014-7 ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 TTDIM: Americahttp://www.businessinsider.com.au/conservatives-purposely-making-cars-spew-black-smoke-2014-7 :clap: 10/10 trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 TTDIM: Americahttp://www.businessinsider.com.au/conservatives-purposely-making-cars-spew-black-smoke-2014-7 :clap: 10/10 trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I'm no greenie but seriously those guys are missing a chromosome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 TTDIM: Everytime in the cricket where a wrong decision is made against India and if they had allowed the DRS in it could've been reversed. Eat shit 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 TTDIM: North Korea hacking Sony.This whole thing is hilarious.How the fuck do you get hacked by North Korea?They probably just got Windows 98 ffs. 99.9% of their population have never seen a computer.I guess it all comes down to genetics, and Korean nerd genetics are too strong. In South Korea they are wasted on spoilt kids who end up gaming 12 hours a day, whereas in North Korea they have to learn to hack within a week of first touching a computer if they want to have a potato for dinner instead of their regular meal of dirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Probably got some help from Russia or China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 TTDIM - Mitchell Johnson teeing off vs the Indians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 TTDIM: Bumping this. Tried one. Fuck me dead. Liquid gold. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 TTDIM: Bumping this. Tried one. Fuck me dead. Liquid gold. Agreed, I thought I was Farmers Union for life, but this is some goooooood shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 TTDIM: Bumping this. Tried one. Fuck me dead. Liquid gold. i agree its quality, but the only issue is that the double strength isnt really that strong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 My tastebuds must be wank, I thought it was sub-par Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) Nate is now the equivalent of the forum leper Edited December 19, 2014 by mus-28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tesla Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Still waiting for No Added Sugar version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 TTDIM - Bumping into Shorty @ Brown Alley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Brown alley sounds like a place where homeless people shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 TTDIM: demon_heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 TTDIM: demon_hearthappy to help mate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 TTDIM: Jacob Mellings elbow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Winning a Christmas Derby in the 90th minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 TTDIM: The guy who spent over $190 000 to look like Kim Kardashian It's like I'm seeing double :clap: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 100k of that was probably back hair plugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) TTDIM: North Korea hacking Sony.This whole thing is hilarious.How the fuck do you get hacked by North Korea?They probably just got Windows 98 ffs. 99.9% of their population have never seen a computer.I guess it all comes down to genetics, and Korean nerd genetics are too strong. In South Korea they are wasted on spoilt kids who end up gaming 12 hours a day, whereas in North Korea they have to learn to hack within a week of first touching a computer if they want to have a potato for dinner instead of their regular meal of dirt.TTDIM: That I was right to question this, turns out it was a conspiracy.EDIT: Stay woke. Edited December 23, 2014 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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