thisphantomfortress Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, Tesla said: Lol nope, but close. I know who it is haha. I just tagged old mate because he never shows up on here anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 How do you explain a slow walker and being highly punctial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Jovan said: How do you explain a slow walker and being highly punctial. Someone who makes time to stop and smell the roses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) TTIM : that the collapse of North Korea looking increasingly likely and I'll never get to achieve my dream of travelling there. Legit if somehow everything deescalates I have to take my chance this time before its too late. Edited March 22, 2017 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Jovan said: How do you explain a slow walker and being highly punctial. Slow motion. It's what me and my mates use hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 6 hours ago, Tesla said: TTIM : that the collapse of North Korea looking increasingly likely and I'll never get to achieve my dream of travelling there. Legit if somehow everything deescalates I have to take my chance this time before its too late. What if it's actually a utopia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 8 hours ago, Tesla said: TTIM : that the collapse of North Korea looking increasingly likely and I'll never get to achieve my dream of travelling there. Legit if somehow everything deescalates I have to take my chance this time before its too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCY HERO Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 TTIM: Malloy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 18 minutes ago, MCY HERO said: TTIM: Malloy Guess I irk you too, bye bye 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Seeing posts on Facebook saying maclaren scored a "wondergoal" and "worldie" when its really just thomas being a spastic off his line again 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 TTIM: Trying to enjoy my lunch but the person across has food that absolutely mings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) TTIM: Having to go to a Wedding at 4PM on Sunday and then work at 8:30AM for a Monday Morning, ESP considering I attended the aforementioned meeting with my Wife who made sure she had this morning off and drank the free champagne accordingly. Edited March 27, 2017 by cadete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 hour ago, cadete said: TTIM: Having to go to a Wedding at 4PM on Sunday and then work at 8:30AM for a Monday Morning, ESP considering I attended the aforementioned meeting with my Wife who made sure she had this morning off and drank the free champagne accordingly. TTIM. Being married, and coping this type of shit on an endless basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Get them knocked up and you get a designated driver for 2 years. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 7 hours ago, hedaik said: Get them knocked up and you get a designated driver for 2 years. And free government money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) 11 hours ago, malloy said: And free government money! Money that could be better spent on more bike lanes Edited March 27, 2017 by hedaik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, hedaik said: Money that could be better spent on more bike lanes Money to be spent on beer*. Bike lines out please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Baka1 said: Money to be spent on beer*. Bike lines out please Are you contesting a Student Election for the token Jock Political Party on Campus? Edited March 27, 2017 by cadete 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 TTIM: The constraints and pressures the system puts on people in society to conform rather than break free from the shackles of the norm and what's expected of them. Wake up. Eat. Shit. Traffic. Work. Shit some more. Fuck life. Drive home. Fuck around. Sleep. Repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 3 hours ago, n i k o said: TTIM: The constraints and pressures the system puts on people in society to conform rather than break free from the shackles of the norm and what's expected of them. Wake up. Eat. Shit. Traffic. Work. Shit some more. Fuck life. Drive home. Fuck around. Sleep. Repeat. What else ya gunna do? Life is pointless, embrace it. Eat well and you will notice a massive difference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 35 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: What else ya gunna do? Life is pointless, embrace it. Eat well and you will notice a massive difference. Be in as much control of your life as you can be. I see too many people being slaves to their work etc. rather than going out and doing what they really want to do. Too many people with ambition to do something different but the system tells them they should go down a certain path. That it's the right way when quite often it's not. I wake up when I want, work as much as I want, don't answer to anyone but myself. I do what I want. And yeh I eat well. Obviously we're all within the same system but how you choose to work with it is another thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Jesus I didn't realise half the form are going through a mid life crisis 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 TTIM: A direct debit coming out today to pay for my membership. Better be fucking worth it tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 10 hours ago, n i k o said: TTIM: A direct debit coming out today to pay for my membership. Better be fucking worth it tonight. How did that go for ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 43 minutes ago, Jovan said: How did that go for ya? No different than the previous 6-7 years worth of membership payments.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 52 minutes ago, Jovan said: How did that go for ya? Yeh fucking shit didn't it. These cunts never change. They can shove their city blue up their fuckn arse man, so glad I missed the whole second half. Alcohol has made me even more pissed off at this result. Normally I don't give a fuck anymore what these cunts do, some one should throw a fucking flame thrower to the place and be done with it. Give me back my money you fucking oil pumping fucking Arabs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 (edited) TTIM: GF"s birthday. What should I buy her? Edited April 3, 2017 by Hellenic Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted April 3, 2017 Report Share Posted April 3, 2017 29 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: TTIM: GF"s birthday. What should I buy her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) 15 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said: TTIM: GF"s birthday. What should I buy her? Just be a shit cunt like me and just ask her what she wants and go buy it with her No surprises but meh she gets what she wants and you fulfil your obligation. The real fun is when its your birthday EDIT: also play this song randomly at some point in the day, either LOLs or good results will follow so it's a win-win Edited April 4, 2017 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 $8+ for "handling fees" when you print off your own tickets, you don't have to pay that if you go and buy it in person right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 On 29/03/2017 at 3:08 PM, thisphantomfortress said: Life is pointless Compared to what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 15 minutes ago, Tesla said: Compared to what? Everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 minute ago, thisphantomfortress said: Everything. There is nothing to compare life to so you can't actually make any assertion about life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tesla said: There is nothing to compare life to so you can't actually make any assertion about life. I'm a nihilist everything is pointless no matter what you compare it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Just now, thisphantomfortress said: I'm a nihilist everything is pointless no matter what you compare it to. Sounds pretty pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Tesla said: Sounds pretty pointless. Everything is, except Rick's search for the McDonald' Szechuan sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Tesla said: Just be a shit cunt like me and just ask her what she wants and go buy it with her No surprises but meh she gets what she wants and you fulfil your obligation. The real fun is when its your birthday EDIT: also play this song randomly at some point in the day, either LOLs or good results will follow so it's a win-win Yeah that's what I did. Thanks MelbourneFootball, you've done it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) I'm with @Jimmyon this one, this whole girlfriend thing with @Hellenic Hero is prob a pisstake Edited April 4, 2017 by n i k o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, n i k o said: I'm with @Jimmyon this one, this whole girlfriend thing with @Hellenic Hero is prob a pisstake I think it's time to reveal something. The whole thing was a pisstake. Yes, I am 15, and yes, I do have a crush on a girl, but no, this Colombian girl never existed. My mum would murder me if I had a girlfriend ffs. I just did so that you guys knew who I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: I think it's time to reveal something. The whole thing was a pisstake. Yes, I am 15, and yes, I do have a crush on a girl, but no, this Colombian girl never existed. My mum would murder me if I had a girlfriend ffs. I just did so that you guys knew who I was. Maybe this revelation is a pisstake too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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