KD. Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 TTIM: Driving down a short stretch of road with way too many speed bumps. A mate of mine lives past 'the crossway" street in East keilor, whenever i drive down this street i swear i can't go faster then 10km/h due to all the speed bumps. they are there for a reason, so many dickheads in the area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Facebook Herbalife Wankers. No one gives fuck about your gay cult or your new positive outlook on life. Just because you're not fat doesn't mean you're not a fucking idiot... in fact fat people are less annoying most of the time coz they're too busy eating and hating themselves. If I have to see one more group photo of a bunch of fucking bent gimps cunts gathered around some shitty gym holding gay little herb mugs ill burn down every old folks home, children's hospital and 3 legged lost puppy centres in Melbourne, piss on the charred remains and neck myself using my own cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted November 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) TTIM:Alarm goes off, I always turn it off and go right back to sleepStart having multiple alarms set a few minutes apart, eventually this no longer works and I am able to turn them all off in my sleepInstall an app that makes me do maths equations to turn off my alarmStart with basic arithmetic, eventually stops working as well, I do the math and continue sleepingSlowly progress to the hardest difficulty levelStart having multiple of these alarms, eventually I still adapt and can turn off multiple of theseStart putting alarm on the other side of my roomBasically at the point now where I sleep walk to my phone on the other side of my bedroom, solve multiple differential equations in my sleep, and go back to bed. Edited November 30, 2014 by Tesla 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 TTIM: Alarm goes off, I always turn it off and go right back to sleep Start having multiple alarms set a few minutes apart, eventually this no longer works and I am able to turn them all off in my sleep Install an app that makes me do maths equations to turn off my alarm Start with basic arithmetic, eventually stops working as well, I do the math and continue sleeping Slowly progress to the hardest difficulty level Start having multiple of these alarms, eventually I still adapt and can turn off multiple of these Start putting alarm on the other side of my room Basically at the point now where I sleep walk to my phone on the other side of my bedroom, solve multiple differential equations in my sleep, and go back to bed. Get your girlfriend to drop a Bucket of Water on your head... it should do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Fell asleep on the train going home last night and woke up in fucking wendouree.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeCee Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Fell asleep on the train going home last night and woke up in fucking wendouree.. Demon Heart: Not an idiot since 1966 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time. Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time. Correct. Unless they are of the Cat or Bear variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time. House mates who don't contribute to foxtel because "I don't watch TV" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time. House mates who don't contribute to foxtel because "I don't watch TV" TTIM: Hipster Kent's who boast about how they don't watch TV like they are some Beatnik from 1953.. Its like no shit you don't watch TV that's because you watch your Episodes of Parks and Recreation, Mad Men and Game of Throne on your Laptop every night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embee Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time. House mates who don't contribute to foxtel because "I don't watch TV" TTIM: Hipster Kent's who boast about how they don't watch TV like they are some Beatnik from 1953.. Its like no shit you don't watch TV that's because you watch your Episodes of Parks and Recreation, Mad Men and Game of Throne on your Laptop every night. That applies to everyone who does something that is even slightly non-mainstream and feels the need to tell me about it every other day. I know you don't watch TV, you told me last week, right after telling me for the third time that day that you only buy organic food from a little store on Lygon street. I don't care. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Housemates who do not pay bills/ rent on time. House mates who don't contribute to foxtel because "I don't watch TV" TTIM: Hipster Kent's who boast about how they don't watch TV like they are some Beatnik from 1953.. Its like no shit you don't watch TV that's because you watch your Episodes of Parks and Recreation, Mad Men and Game of Throne on your Laptop every night. That applies to everyone who does something that is even slightly non-mainstream and feels the need to tell me about it every other day. I know you don't watch TV, you told me last week, right after telling me for the third time that day that you only buy organic food from a little store on Lygon street. I don't care. So true... mind you thats still marginally better someone posting instagram pics of food they have stolen out of dumpster at Barkley Square and intend to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Not watching TV is a legit excuse tbh. I only watch downloaded stuff coz foxtel sucks giant fat cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Agree, if they dont watch it, why should they pay?Unless they agreed to do so at an earlier point and now realised they dont watch it and dont want to pay, that's a different story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 We moved in after the footy season, once St Kilda is on again he won't be able to pull that shit anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Veronica and Lewis getting the drive home slot on JJJ. The awkward brother and sister vibe they have going on is shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 TTIM: without fail whenever there is barely any toilet paper on the last roll in the house, you always have the dirtiest shit possible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Veronica and Lewis getting the drive home slot on JJJ. The awkward brother and sister vibe they have going on is shocking. Still rather listen to incest than the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Veronica and Lewis getting the drive home slot on JJJ. The awkward brother and sister vibe they have going on is shocking. Still rather listen to incest than the doctor. Just give Lewi whatever drugs he demands, and let him wig out and just play tunes all arvo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 TTIM: The increasing amount of fuckwit 12 year olds on this forum. TTIM: The increasing amount of fuckwit 12 year olds in the terrace. TTIM: The increasing number of fuckwit 12 year olds overall. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 TTIM: When the Mrs goes shopping with her mum all day and comes home with 10 bags full Christmas decorations for the house and funny looking tea sets for midgets and other pointless shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 TTIM: buy hamburger with the lot for lunch. No beetroot, no sauce. The lot my arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 No other real thread to put this in.. But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 No other real thread to put this in.. But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help Gumtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 No other real thread to put this in.. But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help Can vouch... Demon_Heart is not an idiot. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 TTIM: When your misses breaks up with you but comes crawling back the next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 TTIM: When your misses breaks up with you but comes crawling back the next week. Stick it in her arse during make up sex then you break it off with her once ya done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomby Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 No other real thread to put this in.. But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help Hi mate, contact Hackett. I'm pretty sure he has bunk beds in his room so you should be fine with taking a bed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 No other real thread to put this in.. But if anyone wants to take on an 18 year old as a housemate, dm me. 100% serious need help At least give us the details in exchange for some help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Oh god.. I should have known better Inb4 because I'm not an idiot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Epl not having early kick offs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Seasons start it was good. Early games, friday night games etc. now most games start in Sunday night and are at shit hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 V-Line calling changes of platform at short notice so passengers have to go from one platform to another on the far side of Southern Cross station. OK if you're young and fit, but what a bastard when you're recovering from knee surgery (like me), or with young children, luggage, or disabled or elderly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 TTIM: V-Line Most useless professional service ever, full-stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffman Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 (edited) People who say "first world problem". I know starvation is real shit but I'm still allowed to be annoyed when my wifi breaks down for two weeks. Edited December 7, 2014 by Duffman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 People who claim to be supporters but then are disappointed because we won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 People who claim to be supporters but then are disappointed because we won. I am happy we won, bit disappointed that it may prolong our time with JVS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 People who claim to be supporters but then are disappointed because we won. I am happy we won, bit disappointed that it may prolong our time with JVS. Exactly. I don't think anyone is disappointed we won, the disappointment comes from having to stay on the same roundabout. Had we played well I am sure most of the usual suspects (myself included) would be a little more upbeat but that rubbish match today does nothing to lift my spirits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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