malloy Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 9 hours ago, HeartFc said: TTIM: Mick Molloy. Hasn't said a single funny thing. FTFY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 10 hours ago, HeartFc said: TTIM: @malloy. Hasn't said a single funny thing. Fixed that for both of you 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 5 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: Fixed that for both of you There was that one time..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 21 hours ago, HeartFc said: TTIM: Mick Molloy. Hasn't said a single funny thing since 2006. Hes actually fairly funny on Have You Been Paying Attention, outside of that I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 3 hours ago, hedaik said: Hes actually fairly funny on Have You Been Paying Attention, outside of that I agree. Marty is outstanding in that show. They're all bloody sharp though. Best hour of tv on the box these days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 3 hours ago, hedaik said: Hes actually fairly funny on Have You Been Paying Attention, outside of that I agree. Still rubbish on that show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 I would prefer to hang out with a bunch of Australian Born Liverpool Diehards in a Pub at 12am than watch that show... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 I'd rather wank into a sock while watching ready steady cook re-runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 17 hours ago, HeartFc said: I'd rather wank into a sock while watching ready steady cook re-runs. I knew a bloke who used to do that over Jerry Springer every weekday as an unemployed 20 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 On 25 June 2017 at 6:32 AM, cadete said: I knew a bloke who used to do that over Jerry Springer every weekday as an unemployed 20 year old. Sounds like a greens voter. (although I gotta admit interracial midget fights do tend to get me a little steamy.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 minute ago, HeartFc said: although I gotta admit interracial midget fights do tend to get me a little steamy. I would be worried if they didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayv36 Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 TTIM: Planned power outages from 8am-4pm on my sickie at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) TTIM : freezing windy Melbourne weather TTDIM : less the a month till I'm posted on Lake Ohrid enjoying 30 degree weather, smoking the finest freshest $3 packs of darts that were still growing on a farm down the road a week ago, drinking the coldest $2 beers (bar/restaurant prices), eating the most BBQed porks, and watching the leftiest of socialists get beat up. If that's not heaven then tell me what is. Edited July 2, 2017 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 25 minutes ago, Tesla said: TTIM : freezing windy Melbourne weather TTDIM : less the a month till I'm posted on Lake Ohrid enjoying 30 degree weather, smoking the finest freshest $3 packs of darts that were still growing on a farm down the road a week ago, drinking the coldest $2 beers (bar/restaurant prices), eating the most BBQed porks, and watching the leftiest of socialists get beat up. If that's not heaven then tell me what is. A country who's prime minister doesn't get push out the way by Trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 2 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: A country who's prime minister doesn't get push out the way by Trump EU, not Trump. Don't really mind tbh, just another step in the EU's self destruction over the last decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) TTIM: That we don't have a thread that we can post random thoughts in. I was just thinking that acknowledging wait staff at restaurants is selfish, inefficient and borders on theft. The 10 seconds you spend on "please and thank you" type pleasantries really adds up. If you have a nice sized restaurant that's putting out 500 meals a night then that works out to be almost an hour and half of wasted time a night. That's over 500 hours a year. What business couldn't use 500 hours of productivity for no extra spend? Stop being a cunt. Treat waiters like they don't exist. Edit: Could have just been TTIM: People talking to waiters. Edited July 2, 2017 by Jimmy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 43 minutes ago, Jimmy said: TTIM: That we don't have a thread that we can post random thoughts in. I was just thinking that acknowledging wait staff at restaurants is selfish, inefficient and borders on theft. The 10 seconds you spend on "please and thank you" type pleasantries really adds up. If you have a nice sized restaurant that's putting out 500 meals a night then that works out to be almost an hour and half of wasted time a night. That's over 500 hours a year. What business couldn't use 500 hours of productivity for no extra spend? Stop being a cunt. Treat waiters like they don't exist. Edit: Could have just been TTIM: People talking to waiters. As somebody who has worked as a waiter in many different businesses, I can tell you that waiters want to talk to customers less than customers want to talk to waiters. TTIM: Societal norms that everyone hates but we feel obliged to do anyway. For example: stopping to have an awkward conversation with somebody that you sort of knew in high school when you run into them despite neither of you actually wanting to talk, just trying to avoid looking like a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 49 minutes ago, Jimmy said: TTIM: That we don't have a thread that we can post random thoughts in. I was just thinking that acknowledging wait staff at restaurants is selfish, inefficient and borders on theft. The 10 seconds you spend on "please and thank you" type pleasantries really adds up. If you have a nice sized restaurant that's putting out 500 meals a night then that works out to be almost an hour and half of wasted time a night. That's over 500 hours a year. What business couldn't use 500 hours of productivity for no extra spend? Stop being a cunt. Treat waiters like they don't exist. Edit: Could have just been TTIM: People talking to waiters. Yeah I dont do that. The way I see it is I'm paying so why do I need manners? It's not like I'm asking for something for free ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 20 hours ago, Tesla said: TTIM : freezing windy Melbourne weather TTDIM : less the a month till I'm posted on Lake Ohrid enjoying 30 degree weather, smoking the finest freshest $3 packs of darts that were still growing on a farm down the road a week ago, drinking the coldest $2 beers (bar/restaurant prices), eating the most BBQed porks, and watching the leftiest of socialists get beat up. If that's not heaven then tell me what is. The Renaissance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigs 2 Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 I've never got the whole wanking into a sock thing 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Pigs 2 said: I've never got the whole wanking into a sock thing Ikr someone has to wash it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 On 02/07/2017 at 0:21 PM, Tesla said: TTIM : freezing windy Melbourne weather TTDIM : less the a month till I'm posted on Lake Ohrid enjoying 30 degree weather, smoking the finest freshest $3 packs of darts that were still growing on a farm down the road a week ago, drinking the coldest $2 beers (bar/restaurant prices), eating the most BBQed porks, and watching the leftiest of socialists get beat up. If that's not heaven then tell me what is. Tesla: The unemployed nomad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mattyh001 Posted July 5, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 On 02/07/2017 at 10:19 PM, Jimmy said: TTIM: That we don't have a thread that we can post random thoughts in. I was just thinking that acknowledging wait staff at restaurants is selfish, inefficient and borders on theft. The 10 seconds you spend on "please and thank you" type pleasantries really adds up. If you have a nice sized restaurant that's putting out 500 meals a night then that works out to be almost an hour and half of wasted time a night. That's over 500 hours a year. What business couldn't use 500 hours of productivity for no extra spend? Stop being a cunt. Treat waiters like they don't exist. Edit: Could have just been TTIM: People talking to waiters. Would think what is being paid for is an effort by the waiter to make the experience welcoming for repeat business and is something that can be mostly multi tasked so little time is actually "wasted" And as a side note; TTIM - people who can't show basic grace / acknowledge kind acts by others nor do a small act of courtesy for example saying thanks when someone holds the door open for you, actually prop the door open a moment so the person behind you can come through too, letting someone into an intersection when your vehicle is stationary, offering a person your seat on public transport when it's clear that they are in need. What it comes down to is a basic acknowledgement that the people around exist, and that you don't have to be a complete selfish prick. Like it or loathe it you are in public (meaning we all have a shared space). Or in other words stop being a cunt and just play nice. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw1739 Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 (edited) Well said mate. These little things can cascade though a person's day and make what started out as something pretty mundane into something that is rewarding. There's a Japanese story - an allegory I think you'd call it - just along these lines. How a kind act by A to B is followed later by a kind act from B to C, and so on until eventually - perhaps years later and with no knowledge of what has passed before - someone returns a kind act to A. It's actually a rather touching story. And that from a cynical old buzzard such as me. Edited July 5, 2017 by jw1739 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 25 minutes ago, jw1739 said: Well said mate. These little things can cascade though a person's day and make what started out as something pretty mundane into something that is rewarding. There's a Japanese story - an allegory I think you'd call it - just along these lines. How a kind act by A to B is followed later by a kind act from B to C, and so on until eventually - perhaps years later and with no knowledge of what has passed before - someone returns a kind act to A. It's actually a rather touching story. And that from a cynical old buzzard such as me. Pay it forward with Kevin Spacey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, Jovan said: Pay it forward with Kevin Spacey. TTIM: Haley Joel Osment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted July 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) TTIM: Watching ep 1 of Filthy Rich & Homeless. So old mate isn't retarded and figures out that he can get some food and sleep in a homeless shelter, and it doesn't fit the show's narrative of how hard it is being homeless, they ban him from doing it. Get fucked, shit fake documentary. Edited July 9, 2017 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) TTIM: That Vice with its very obvious narrative on all topics has been able to grow as large as it has as a "thing". I mean FFS it's still going and growing despite the whole Hipster thing purely being the domain of nerds these days. Edited July 9, 2017 by cadete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 50 minutes ago, cadete said: TTIM: That Vice with its very obvious narrative on all topics has been able to grow as large as it has as a "thing". I mean FFS it's still going and growing despite the whole Hipster thing purely being the domain of nerds these days. Only reason I still have them on fb is to read the comments section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted July 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 I like their one show where Action Bronson puts weed on pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 TTIM: Your local teams finishing getting worse not better as the season goes on. Costing us points heading into the business end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 27 minutes ago, Baka1 said: TTIM: Your local teams finishing getting worse not better as the season goes on. Costing us points heading into the business end. Time to take off the gloves mate. Few years back we had a gun keeper but was actually a better striker(imo). And in some games he would swap at half time. Freak the opposition out especially when he'd score a second half hat trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 TTIM: Gumtree Scum. Went to go have a look at a ute on my lunch break today, just cheap runabout I can use for moving, odd jobs and travel/camping etc. Looks ok but no 360 photos, "slight panel damage" listed which looked like fuck all in the photos and has a RWC provided in the ad. Cant be fucked finding the link I have browser history turned off, you get the picture. Get there and turns out the damage I saw in the photos was not the "slight damage" I thought it was. Other side of the car got T-boned and it looked border line written off. I just stare at the bloke with a WTF face and he pretends to be on the phone. Immediately left. Now I'm thinking ok he was a retard and all but wtf was his actual plan. Did he hope I wouldn't notice the fucking crunched door panel which clearly wouldn't even open or did he think he could convince me that "he knows a bloke" that could buff it out for a slab of Crownies. Honestly, I'm no bible basher but I'm starting to understand the New Testament and murderess teachings. #GreatFlood2017 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 57 minutes ago, HeartFc said: TTIM: Gumtree Scum. Went to go have a look at a ute on my lunch break today, just cheap runabout I can use for moving, odd jobs and travel/camping etc. Looks ok but no 360 photos, "slight panel damage" listed which looked like fuck all in the photos and has a RWC provided in the ad. Cant be fucked finding the link I have browser history turned off, you get the picture. Get there and turns out the damage I saw in the photos was not the "slight damage" I thought it was. Other side of the car got T-boned and it looked border line written off. I just stare at the bloke with a WTF face and he pretends to be on the phone. Immediately left. Now I'm thinking ok he was a retard and all but wtf was his actual plan. Did he hope I wouldn't notice the fucking crunched door panel which clearly wouldn't even open or did he think he could convince me that "he knows a bloke" that could buff it out for a slab of Crownies. Honestly, I'm no bible basher but I'm starting to understand the New Testament and murderess teachings. #GreatFlood2017 I know that feeling I go to check out a "name brand" guitar takes me 1 second of looking at it to know that it is a fake that's worth $50 when I point it out there is this this blank look, either "fuck , I've been rumble " or "fuck I've been ripped off by the prick that sold it to me " just wasted an hour and a half of my time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 grumpy old man time ........................... I catch the train to the Salt mines most days I reckon that that 80% of the time when I'm trying to get off , some prick is pushing their way on. I've taken it upon myself to purposefully bump into them as I get off, and apologise, "sorry i didn't see you as I was trying to get off" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 2 hours ago, HeartFc said: TTIM: Gumtree Scum. Dunno about cars, but Ive found buy and sell facebook groups 1000x superior to gumtree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 44 minutes ago, hedaik said: Dunno about cars, but Ive found buy and sell facebook groups 1000x superior to gumtree. A crackheads best friend the old buy swap sell 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Ye Facebook marketplace isn't bad. I've used it for furniture before and I like how you can suss people out eg. This bloke is wearing a "Tapout" t-shirt, he's from Ballarat and wall posts consist of pictures of his 14 year old girlfriend and calling his own mother is a "dog cunt". Conclusion, ice junkie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Here we go 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 8 hours ago, Jovan said: Time to take off the gloves mate. Few years back we had a gun keeper but was actually a better striker(imo). And in some games he would swap at half time. Freak the opposition out especially when he'd score a second half hat trick. I spun the resis coach out a couple weeks back after we played a game against them and I wanted a run on pitch. We had an easy game (7-0) on the weekend prior. Got 2 assists in a 5-2 win. No pace all strength @strider style hahaha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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