sheepdog Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Alright, im bored. Thought this would be an interesting topic. Who do people think are the biggest hacks/spuds/flogs/duds/flops etc to have ever played in the a league? You know the players where you see them and think, how the fuck can you be a professional football player? Let me start with a couple off the top of my head. Connor Pain. Geria (tards rb). Seb Ryall. Matt Thompson (second half of his career). DMac. Mark Bridge (not enough goals for how good is he supposed to be). Jason Trifiro. Kristian Sarkies. Steyne Hyssegums. The new perth striker McLaren. Rodrigo Vargas. Archie Thompson. The number 2 victory keeper, Lawrence or something? Dino Kressinger. Im sure there is more I have forgotten. Also mods if name of thread is too obscene, feel free to change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Jason Hoffman Trent McClenahan Jason Geria Marc Warren Ivan Necevski Vince Lia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Grant Brebner. Rutger Worm. Lucas Neill (based solely on how shit he played when in a league) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Thread lacks Terry McFlynn / Nigel Boogard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Alessandro Del Piero. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Maycon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Ricardinho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Jon Mckain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Clive Waterhouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePolo Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Kevin Muscat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerhead Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 cant believe Steven Gray has not been said yet.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victards Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Leandro Love or what ever the fuck his name is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted November 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Leandro Love or what ever the fuck his name is Yes. This was the fella I was thinking of originally when I started the thread last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Every victory player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Harry Kewell or what ever the fuck his name is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Leandro Love or what ever the fuck his name is Yes. This was the fella I was thinking of originally when I started the thread last night. I too was going to say Leandro Love ahahaha, biggest spud of all time. Other contenders: - Mario Jardel - Kruno Lovrek - Fabio - Alex Smith - Simon Colosimo - Nicky Ward - Diego - Andrezinho - Andrew Packer - Chris Doig - Marko Jesic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Bruno Cazarine. Danny Tiatto Charlie Miller (tbf he wasn't atrocious) Michael 'Forehead' Petkovic And who could forget the man/myth/legend Francis Jeffers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Bruno Cazarine. Danny Tiatto Charlie Miller (tbf he wasn't atrocious) Michael 'Forehead' Petkovic And who could forget the man/myth/legend Francis Jeffers Was going to give Bruno Cazarine a mention as well but then I checked out his stats and he has the best goal scoring record of a Sydney FC player other than ADP of all time... although that probably says more about the smurfs than it does Bruno Cazarine ahaha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 (edited) He wasn't a terrible player, just looked like and talked like a shitcunt Edited November 10, 2013 by theresonlyonebzamora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Dreas Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 The biggest dumb cunt in the A leauge is Topor-Stanley. I rest my case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart4Life Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Ricardinho (Melbourne victory marquee) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofmelbourne12 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Jamie coyne! Fuck worst cunt I've ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 You can't have watched more than one game of football if that's the worst you can think of HoM12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 The 3 life members of this prestigious club at the moment are: 1. Leandro Love 2. Francis Jeffers 3. Ricardhino. All 3 were and still are, hands down, without a doubt, no arguments, out and out shit cunts. Next batch of contenders for life membership include Jason Geria (potential renaming of the thread to salute his uselessness), our own Hoff, Nicky Ward and Connor Pain. Keep the nominations coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Berisha. There is a difference between 'passion' and just being a shitcunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Kaz patafta surely has to be at least top 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnno cpfc Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Not forgetting whtsisname Meeuuiss or something like that was absolutely useless!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Not forgetting whtsisname Meeuuiss or something like that was absolutely useless!! I disagree. I think Meeuwis was one who suffered from our style of play. I agree he was a little rusty, but he did something that none of our midfielders ever did and that was present himself to the defence, yet they just lobbed the ball over his head. If we don't change coach and our style of play continues would it be right to say that Mifsud is useless? Because at the moment he isn't doing anything, but is it his fault? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Not forgetting whtsisname Meeuuiss or something like that was absolutely useless!! I disagree. I think Meeuwis was one who suffered from our style of play. I agree he was a little rusty, but he did something that none of our midfielders ever did and that was present himself to the defence, yet they just lobbed the ball over his head. If we don't change coach and our style of play continues would it be right to say that Mifsud is useless? Because at the moment he isn't doing anything, but is it his fault? Respect your elders son. Johnocpfc is god. I like him. And yes well done kingofhearts. Kaz patafta more like Kaz potato. See what I did there? (Cos hes a spud) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Johno makes some great points often but I agree with Malloy on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Not forgetting whtsisname Meeuuiss or something like that was absolutely useless!! I disagree. I think Meeuwis was one who suffered from our style of play. I agree he was a little rusty, but he did something that none of our midfielders ever did and that was present himself to the defence, yet they just lobbed the ball over his head. If we don't change coach and our style of play continues would it be right to say that Mifsud is useless? Because at the moment he isn't doing anything, but is it his fault? Meeuwis was barely given a chance imo, he came over with a strong pedigree and would have been massive for us this season with the presence of Wielaert and Engelaar around the club. But it's true, it's our style of play which is poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Island Manc Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Emile Heskey for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Ricky Diaco Andy Vlahos Claudinho Geoff Kellaway James Robinson Those two thai ladyboys. Suksomdik? Ubay Lulzardo Patafta Leandro Love Ricardinho All this from one club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Who could forget kellaway, wow. Also, byun. Scored against us when our defence didn't bother showing up to a game, probably the only thing he's ever done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Vlahos was a good player when the NSL was at a high standard but was too old by the time he came back for MVFC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Has to be Mario "Lardel". worst foreign marquee anyway. Rumour has it the KFC stores in newcastle doubled their turnover when he moved there. Bit shocked no one has mentioned Brian Deane, a perennial favourite on threads like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Emile Heskey for sure Perhaps it is just the hour of the morning, but I was in tears watching this. I don't know if it was the commentary, the lady's reaction or the fact that I played it over and over like a gif. Anyway, thankyou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD. Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Bru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Bru. Think he is more of a poor cunt. Forced to train away from the team on his own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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