HeartinHobart Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 The project (tv show) Can't stand it they just sit around talking shit And the humour is cringe worthy Your in a prick of a mood today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Pints Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 The project (tv show) Can't stand it they just sit around talking shit And the humour is cringe worthy Yep, as if Aust news wasn't watered down enough. Hate the project; spoon fed news delivered by truly awful 'comedians' and the horrendous carrie bickmore. Honestly, who the fuck watches this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewmelbcity Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 The project (tv show) Can't stand it they just sit around talking shit And the humour is cringe worthy Your in a prick of a mood today I'm just a moody cunt all the time haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewmelbcity Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 The project (tv show) Can't stand it they just sit around talking shit And the humour is cringe worthy Yep, as if Aust news wasn't watered down enough. Hate the project; spoon fed news delivered by truly awful 'comedians' and the horrendous carrie bickmore. Honestly, who the fuck watches this shit? The news is shit as if you believe a quarter of the shit they tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 The project (tv show) Can't stand it they just sit around talking shit And the humour is cringe worthy Yep, as if Aust news wasn't watered down enough. Hate the project; spoon fed news delivered by truly awful 'comedians' and the horrendous carrie bickmore. Honestly, who the fuck watches this shit? The news is shit as if you believe a quarter of the shit they tell you. Somehow I think the combination of Australia's defamation laws and the large cashflow at the commercial networks probably means that news is a little bit more truthful than you think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) The project (tv show) Can't stand it they just sit around talking shit And the humour is cringe worthyYep, as if Aust news wasn't watered down enough. Hate the project; spoon fed news delivered by truly awful 'comedians' and the horrendous carrie bickmore. Honestly, who the fuck watches this shit?The news is shit as if you believe a quarter of the shit they tell you. I dont understand this. What current news items are made up? Are India actually beating us in the cricket? Edited January 8, 2015 by hedaik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthheart Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Fast four tennis? Twenty20 is bad enough in a sport where it makes sense to shorten the game to produce more exciting stroke play. How will this shit make players attempt more winners? Would just produce more unforced errors anyways. Tennis and football are probably the two sports that should be kept the same rules/format forever and a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Fast four tennis? Twenty20 is bad enough in a sport where it makes sense to shorten the game to produce more exciting stroke play. How will this shit make players attempt more winners? Would just produce more unforced errors anyways. Tennis and football are probably the two sports that should be kept the same rules/format forever and a day. Agreed, what's wrong with the good old 1 set match for a "quick" hitout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) As someone that is involved in fast four tennis and knows it well from a players perspective a poor start and the match can be over very quickly. That's the biggest change from playing a full match in that you have to come out of the blocks playing well as there's no time to get yourself back into the match. Other than that it doesn't really change how you play or the decision making from shot to shot or point to point. From a spectator perspective though for me I'm a fan of the normal format. Edited January 8, 2015 by n i k o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 As someone that is involved in fast four tennis and knows it well from a players perspective a poor start and the match can be over very quickly. That's the biggest change from playing a full match in that you have to come out of the blocks playing well as there's no time to get yourself back into the match. Other than that it doesn't really change how you play or the decision making from shot to shot or point to point. From a spectator perspective though for me I'm a fan of the normal format. A match in this format would be lucky to last 15 minutes, wouldn't it? One of the things I love most about playing tennis is the mental aspect of it in response to momentum shifts and from what you're saying, it seems quite difficult to swing the momentum pendulum back in your favour if you go behind early. Also, no deuce/advantage sounds horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Fast four tennis? Twenty20 is bad enough in a sport where it makes sense to shorten the game to produce more exciting stroke play. How will this shit make players attempt more winners? Would just produce more unforced errors anyways. Tennis and football are probably the two sports that should be kept the same rules/format forever and a day. Time to stop shortening sports to appease women and little children. I don't mind tweaking the rules to a sport but this fast four tennis and 20/20 bullshit just pisses all over the integrity of those sports to chase some extra dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) A quick match will last a shorter amount of time no doubt, perhaps 20-30 minutes including change overs. A lot of it depends on match ups as well. The best example is if you play a big server and happen to lose your serve then you have much less time and a sometimes impossible task to get yourself back into the set. Edited January 8, 2015 by n i k o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Until I die Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 One could argue that futsal is a short form of soccer- but I think they both complement each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewmelbcity Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 The project (tv show) Can't stand it they just sit around talking shit And the humour is cringe worthy Yep, as if Aust news wasn't watered down enough. Hate the project; spoon fed news delivered by truly awful 'comedians' and the horrendous carrie bickmore. Honestly, who the fuck watches this shit? The news is shit as if you believe a quarter of the shit they tell you. I dont understand this. What current news items are made up? Are India actually beating us in the cricket? Probably didn't use the best words I'm just saying when new reporters present a story they are delivering maybe 5% of an actual story, missing out on vital other information (they nit pick which information to deliver to the public). Then on top of that naive people form their opinions and judgments based on little information and they just look stupid at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 (edited) TTIM: Discussed it a bit on the vistors thread but all those cockheads at the darts on Saturday night. They've probably just cost the darts coming back now. Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Yes, these people do exist Edited January 11, 2015 by kingofhearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 TTIM: Discussed it a bit on the vistors thread but all those cockheads at the darts on Saturday night. They've probably just cost the darts coming back now. Yes, these people do exist Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Gets worse when you have people on facebook who went to it, posting videos of it like it was something cool and you also know one of the mainculprits that started this behavior. My facebook is filled with cancer fml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeCee Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Almost as bad as someone pissing on a dancefloor... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Almost as bad as someone pissing on a dancefloor... Or for those in Ballarat, shitting on a dancefloor.............. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Almost as bad as someone pissing on a dancefloor... Or for those in Ballarat, shitting on a dancefloor.............. And a challenger from the SE appears... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 woweee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 TTIM: Discussed it a bit on the vistors thread but all those cockheads at the darts on Saturday night. They've probably just cost the darts coming back now. Yes, these people do exist Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Gets worse when you have people on facebook who went to it, posting videos of it like it was something cool and you also know one of the mainculprits that started this behavior. My facebook is filled with cancer fml In fairness, i was able to get rid of 4-5 people on my facey that night, so it wasn't all bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 TTIM: Discussed it a bit on the vistors thread but all those cockheads at the darts on Saturday night. They've probably just cost the darts coming back now. Yes, these people do exist Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Gets worse when you have people on facebook who went to it, posting videos of it like it was something cool and you also know one of the mainculprits that started this behavior. My facebook is filled with cancer fml In fairness, i was able to get rid of 4-5 people on my facey that night, so it wasn't all bad Sounds like a Big Saturday Night... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 TTIM: Discussed it a bit on the vistors thread but all those cockheads at the darts on Saturday night. They've probably just cost the darts coming back now. Yes, these people do exist Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor.Gets worse when you have people on facebook who went to it, posting videos of it like it was something cool and you also know one of the mainculprits that started this behavior. My facebook is filled with cancer fml In fairness, i was able to get rid of 4-5 people on my facey that night, so it wasn't all bad Sounds like a Big Saturday Night... Between arguing with people in the YouTube comment section and deleting people of facey, my weekends are action packed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Once had a mate take a piss in a movie cinema. Pretty smart TBH, saved him from missing any of the movie. I think it trumps the famous pissing on the dancefloor incident that I was also witness too, because the cinema is carpet whereas the dancefloor you can clean liquids from easier and it's already going to have spilt drinks and other shit all over it any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Almost as bad as someone pissing on a dancefloor... Or for those in Ballarat, shitting on a dancefloor.............. This was at the rape dungeon yeh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeCee Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Almost as bad as someone pissing on a dancefloor... Or for those in Ballarat, shitting on a dancefloor.............. Adelaide, Ballarat, it's all the same thing really. Once had a mate take a piss in a movie cinema. Pretty smart TBH, saved him from missing any of the movie. I think it trumps the famous pissing on the dancefloor incident that I was also witness too, because the cinema is carpet whereas the dancefloor you can clean liquids from easier and it's already going to have spilt drinks and other shit all over it any way. What about in broad daylight on the upper level of AAMI park whilst ~15K are in the ground? Talk about pressure to perform... Add to that the risk of making national tv, getting spotted by seccos/police, pissing on your leg whilst trying to watch the game, potentially having to celebrate a goal with your dong out, etc. Edited January 12, 2015 by AyeCee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) Once had a mate take a piss in a movie cinema. Pretty smart TBH, saved him from missing any of the movie. I think it trumps the famous pissing on the dancefloor incident that I was also witness too, because the cinema is carpet whereas the dancefloor you can clean liquids from easier and it's already going to have spilt drinks and other shit all over it any way.What about in broad daylight on the upper level of AAMI park whilst ~15K are in the ground? Talk about pressure to perform...Add to that the risk of making national tv, getting spotted by seccos/police, pissing on your leg whilst trying to watch the game, potentially having to celebrate a goal with your dong out, etc.I must have missed that one, sounds like a winner to me. Edited January 12, 2015 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartinHobart Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Those that think T20 cricket is crap turn onto Channel 9 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 TTIM: When you're at the shops or at some other public place and you see a person you haven't seen in a few weeks or months or whatever and you have to stop and have that awkward chat for a few minutes and talk about each other's lives when neither of you even really care and just want to get on with your errands but both of you don't want to look like a rude cunt. What's even worse is when you're with the missus and she runs into her old friend from high school and they talk for ten minutes about how it's a good day to watch movies or some shit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 TTIM: When you're at the shops or at some other public place and you see a person you haven't seen in a few weeks or months or whatever and you have to stop and have that awkward chat for a few minutes and talk about each other's lives when neither of you even really care and just want to get on with your errands but both of you don't want to look like a rude cunt. What's even worse is when you're with the missus and she runs into her old friend from high school and they talk for ten minutes about how it's a good day to watch movies or some shit."The stop and chat" - Larry David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlings Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Police were called to subdue the crowd after piles of chairs and tables were upended and witnesses reported people being body slammed into furniture and others urinating in the middle of the stadium floor. Almost as bad as someone pissing on a dancefloor... Or for those in Ballarat, shitting on a dancefloor.............. This was at the rape dungeon yeh? I shit you not, it has happened twice in the last 2 years in the 101 dungeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewmelbcity Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 People who take back there likes after they liked your post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I don't know which dungeons you guys go to, but you're doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 People who take back there likes after they liked your post Sorry I did like this post but then I noticed you wrote 'there' instead of 'their' so I had to remove my like 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 People who take back there likes after they liked your post Insert facepalm emoticon here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartinHobart Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 People who take back there likes after they liked your post Insert fishing emoticon here Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 People who take back there likes after they liked your post Insert fishing emoticon here Fixed You mean... http://forum.melbournefootball.com/user/5-fb/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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drewmelbcity Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 People who take back there likes after they liked your post Sorry I did like this post but then I noticed you wrote 'there' instead of 'their' so I had to remove my like And you didn't finish your sentence with a full stop, what is your point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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