Imperial Pints

Lol you wouldn't believe the number of times I'm cursing like a drunken sailor and people ask me "what's wrong?" "Just trying to post on a football forum" I reply and I see them thinking to themselves "wow this guy must be a complete retard."

I assume you're talking about the double post gremlin that forces me to edit/delete 30-40% of my posts?

Are the Melburnians inviting the Wellington fans on a pub crawl?

Well he certainly isn't going hungry

No cos match fixing

TTIM: The lack of handrails on the death star. Where the fuck was the occupational health & safety guy when they built that thing? Massive oversight. TTDIM: Imagining every stormtrooper is David Williams lurking behind a white mask makes the film infinitely more enjoyable. When yet another shot from their blaster goes into row z you can just chuckle to yourself "good ol' willo, he'll never change!"

Super Dave's autobiography? ^ PS Quentin Blake is a genius

We're really paying the price for not replacing Chapman. 2 lumbering central defenders running around on tram tracks is painful to watch.

Something to do with his back injury. I heard on the grapevine that we didn't re-sign him as the prognosis looked positive. Had he been completely crippled we would've put a 4 year deal on the table.

Avoid any matches where the fanatics are in attendance. Homicidal tendancies bubbling below the surface will be unearthed as those fuckwits proceed to ruin your afternoon.

Dave, remember when you told everyone who'd listen that Koren was going to be a far better player than Engelaar? I do!

Kappa says hello

Any suggestion that we could retain Bruno under the cap next season is crazy talk. The guy is as good as any striker in the history of this league, if not better. I'm sure he'd feel shafted if the club denied him marquee status next season and let's be honest- who could blame him? Not only is the prickly pear sublimely skilled but he sets the standard for defensive pressure week in, week out. He is a known quantity, plenty of players with large reputations have wilted in the Australian sun and many more will continue to do so. On the other hand I'm not sure about Novillo. Whilst he is incredibly damaging when on song there are still games where he swans around looking disinterested. He is also quite lucky to have stayed on the pitch after a couple of brain fades + there's the history of serious soft tissue injuries. Well paid but under the cap would be my preference for Harry.

Wearing black kits in Aus is sheer madness imo. They may look good but you get absolutely cooked by the Sun. May as well be wearing wool!

Dead, buried & cremated

No other keeper in our history would've hit Mooy with the throw, no other mid would've found bruno as easily as Mooy did and no striker in our history aside from bruno would've scored that goal. Nothing wrong with our squad...

The ideal red for me would be blood red procured from a slain Muscat

You need to start posting in broken english...something like "Oh no! My knee last night break out so I go to the hospital to recover! Thank you all for support it's great! Thanks to all the staff who give me drugs and fix my knee! Let's make a win tonight! We are Melbourne we are City!"

I'm hoping we can turn this one into a bit of a shootout as I think we've got more goals in us than wsw. I don't fancy our chances in a scrap though

Eric Koston's signature shoe was the shiznit when it first came out. Always thought the guy was a wanker though

Did you have a bad experience as a child with the colour red dylan?

What the actual fuck how did that not go in lol

Joel Griffiths is about as insightful as a rock. How he got a gig...the mind boggles

lol, everyone takes great pleasure in referring to the visitors as 'Geelong' then the day before that team plays in Geelong someone devises a kit for us that looks like Geelong's strip (with some minor differences) and people froth over it! This forum, fuck me dead

Won't be match-fit for another month or so. I'm prepared to cut him some slack until then