Cool shit you find on the internet thread

[KD.]

answer- rape

[HeartFc]

Speaking of rape, apparently you can buy it for 15k these days.

[bazzatron]

[Cinnamon]

ok i got to 1min 29

[strider]

[Libero]

[kingofhearts]

[kingofhearts]

[n i k o]

How the fuck do you come across that?

[kingofhearts]

Mate showed me it.

 

He ventures down to the weird side of youtube a lot...

Edited December 17, 2014 by kingofhearts

[KD.]

Far out.. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2882683/Parents-anger-seven-Bosnian-schoolgirls-aged-13-14-fall-pregnant-class-trip.html?ito=social-facebook

[n i k o]

[Young Polak]

[n i k o]

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Sunday 6 May 2012 6.52pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Lamp

I received your note but you cant go onto other peoples property and take things, that's trespassing. Massanutten is a wooded area and I installed that light for security. It's a safety issue. I can't help it if some of the light goes across the road, close your curtains if it bothers you.

From: David Thorne

Date: Sunday 6 May 2012 7.41pm

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Lamp

Hello Justin,

Thank you for your email. While I accept that curtains are usually the key to community accord, in this instance they would need to be constructed of eight-inch-thick lead sheeting. Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book. Wearing sunglasses. Under a blanket.

Though unconvinced that blinding local fauna is the best solution, I do understand the heightened need for security living in a wooded area such as the gated community of Massanutten demands. Having formerly lived my entire life in Australia, I am unfamiliar with much of the local wildlife but I did see my first raccoon last week. I stepped outside to have a cigarette and the raccoon, sitting less than five feet away beside an up-ended bin eating the remains of a Domino's Artisan Tuscan Salami pizza, hissed at me. Surprised, I threw myself backwards, rolled several times toward the door, and sprang to my feet holding the welcome-mat above my head to appear taller. Sometime during the roll-spring-mat maneuver, probably during the roll part as it was over gravel and I was wearing shorts and a thin t-shirt so I had to take it slow, the raccoon left. Which probably isn’t as exciting a story as it should be but this isn't Borneo and I’m not Jack London.

I did see a snake the other day though. I picked up a stick to poke it with which also turned out to be a snake. Jumping back in panic, I threw it away from me, but our dog thought I was playing fetch and I had to run and jump over a creek to get away.

As such, this weekend I intend to set up a canister of poisonous gas in my yard with an industrial fan behind it. I can't help it if some of the gas goes across the road.

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Monday 7 May 2012 2.14pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Lamp

Is that meant to be a threat? Put something up in your window if you don't like the light, we lived here 5 years before you even moved into the neighborhood and got along perfectly with Ryan who lived at your property before you. We went to his BBQ's and I loaned him our mower. We get along with all our neighbors. I dont know what you people do in your own country but in this country we dont go onto other peoples property and touch their stuff.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 7 May 2012 3.37pm

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,

In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact that practically every living creature there can kill you in under three minutes. Our primary spoken language is screaming.

I'm not surprised you get along well with all the other neighbours. If you put fifty children with Down's syndrome in a room there is going to be a lot of hugging.

And no, it was not a threat. It was an exaggerated response to an uncompromising stance. I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.

I did consider installing a floodlight as bright as yours, but this would require some form of carrying things, electrical wiring knowledge, and access to a power supply capable of producing that amount of wattage. Probably fusion. As I am told off by my partner for wasting money when I leave the light on in the bathroom overnight, I can only speculate to what her reaction would be to an electricity bill eight times our annual income for retaliatory garden lighting. She would probably have to get a third job.

It would be much cheaper to stand in my driveway and throw rocks. I can't help it if some of the rocks go across the road. You should probably put something up in your window.

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 10.01am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Did you take our lamp again asshole? What part about not being allowed to go on our property don't you get?

From: David Thorne

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 10.32am

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,

No, I did not take the light again. I relocated it again. Its current location may be discovered by deciphering the following set of clues to its whereabouts. Perhaps you could invite your friend Ryan over and treat it as a kind of treasure hunt:

1. It's in the letterbox again.

2. Look in the letterbox.

As I realise this probably won't narrow it down much for you, I will give you a third clue in the form of a riddle:

What burns with the light of a thousand suns and is in the letterbox?

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 11.15am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

I put a smaller lamp in so you can shut the f0ck up now. Don't email me again and if you ever trespass on our property again I will press charges.

From: David Thorne

Date: Tuesday 8 2012 12.02pm

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,

What if I have a barbecue and need to send you an invitation? Is it ok to email you then?

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 12.18pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

No it's not ok.

From: David Thorne

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 12.27pm

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,

What if I need to borrow your lawn-mower? I can't invite people over for a barbecue and expect them to stand in long grass. Someone might be bitten by a snake. It's a safety issue.

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 3.26pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

F*ck off back to Austria.

[Tesla]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1255712261142628

[malloy]

Lars Andersen: a new level of archery:

[strider]

http://sortieenmer.com/?lang=en

 

Creeped me the fuck out

[Tesla]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=346816345513936

[Deviant]

[Embee]

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Sunday 6 May 2012 6.52pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Lamp

I received your note but you cant go onto other peoples property and take things, that's trespassing. Massanutten is a wooded area and I installed that light for security. It's a safety issue. I can't help it if some of the light goes across the road, close your curtains if it bothers you.

From: David Thorne

Date: Sunday 6 May 2012 7.41pm

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Lamp

Hello Justin,

Thank you for your email. While I accept that curtains are usually the key to community accord, in this instance they would need to be constructed of eight-inch-thick lead sheeting. Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book. Wearing sunglasses. Under a blanket.

Though unconvinced that blinding local fauna is the best solution, I do understand the heightened need for security living in a wooded area such as the gated community of Massanutten demands. Having formerly lived my entire life in Australia, I am unfamiliar with much of the local wildlife but I did see my first raccoon last week. I stepped outside to have a cigarette and the raccoon, sitting less than five feet away beside an up-ended bin eating the remains of a Domino's Artisan Tuscan Salami pizza, hissed at me. Surprised, I threw myself backwards, rolled several times toward the door, and sprang to my feet holding the welcome-mat above my head to appear taller. Sometime during the roll-spring-mat maneuver, probably during the roll part as it was over gravel and I was wearing shorts and a thin t-shirt so I had to take it slow, the raccoon left. Which probably isn’t as exciting a story as it should be but this isn't Borneo and I’m not Jack London.

I did see a snake the other day though. I picked up a stick to poke it with which also turned out to be a snake. Jumping back in panic, I threw it away from me, but our dog thought I was playing fetch and I had to run and jump over a creek to get away.

As such, this weekend I intend to set up a canister of poisonous gas in my yard with an industrial fan behind it. I can't help it if some of the gas goes across the road.

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Monday 7 May 2012 2.14pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Lamp

Is that meant to be a threat? Put something up in your window if you don't like the light, we lived here 5 years before you even moved into the neighborhood and got along perfectly with Ryan who lived at your property before you. We went to his BBQ's and I loaned him our mower. We get along with all our neighbors. I dont know what you people do in your own country but in this country we dont go onto other peoples property and touch their stuff.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 7 May 2012 3.37pm

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,

In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact that practically every living creature there can kill you in under three minutes. Our primary spoken language is screaming.

I'm not surprised you get along well with all the other neighbours. If you put fifty children with Down's syndrome in a room there is going to be a lot of hugging.

And no, it was not a threat. It was an exaggerated response to an uncompromising stance. I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.

I did consider installing a floodlight as bright as yours, but this would require some form of carrying things, electrical wiring knowledge, and access to a power supply capable of producing that amount of wattage. Probably fusion. As I am told off by my partner for wasting money when I leave the light on in the bathroom overnight, I can only speculate to what her reaction would be to an electricity bill eight times our annual income for retaliatory garden lighting. She would probably have to get a third job.

It would be much cheaper to stand in my driveway and throw rocks. I can't help it if some of the rocks go across the road. You should probably put something up in your window.

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 10.01am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Did you take our lamp again asshole? What part about not being allowed to go on our property don't you get?

From: David Thorne

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 10.32am

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,

No, I did not take the light again. I relocated it again. Its current location may be discovered by deciphering the following set of clues to its whereabouts. Perhaps you could invite your friend Ryan over and treat it as a kind of treasure hunt:

1. It's in the letterbox again.

2. Look in the letterbox.

As I realise this probably won't narrow it down much for you, I will give you a third clue in the form of a riddle:

What burns with the light of a thousand suns and is in the letterbox?

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 11.15am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

I put a smaller lamp in so you can shut the f0ck up now. Don't email me again and if you ever trespass on our property again I will press charges.

From: David Thorne

Date: Tuesday 8 2012 12.02pm

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,

What if I have a barbecue and need to send you an invitation? Is it ok to email you then?

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 12.18pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

No it's not ok.

From: David Thorne

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 12.27pm

To: Justin Flecker

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

Dear Justin,

What if I need to borrow your lawn-mower? I can't invite people over for a barbecue and expect them to stand in long grass. Someone might be bitten by a snake. It's a safety issue.

Regards, David.

From: Justin Flecker

Date: Tuesday 8 May 2012 3.26pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lamp

F*ck off back to Austria.

 

http://www.27bslash6.com/ 

[AyeCee]

[kingofhearts]

I wonder if they perform at birthday parties....

[Deviant]

[Deviant]

http://www.broadsheet.com.au/melbourne/entertainment/article/trees-return-your-emails

[CaNNaVo93]

[kingofhearts]

Shit happens

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2934586/Man-SEX-dolphin-1970s-claims-new-film-performing-mammal-one-seduced-him.html?ito=social-facebook

[Embee]

serialpodcast.org

 

EDIT: For some reason that link is being a cunt, but type serialpodcast.org into your browser. Quality.

TESLA EDIT: Link fixed

Edited February 4, 2015 by Tesla

[Deviant]

[n i k o]

I wonder if the original poster was male or female.

[Deviant]

[Young Polak]

They have returned

[Tbitm]

Finally

[KSK_47]

[malloy]

http://www.vice.com/read/the-man-with-the-golden-gun-0000571-v22n2

Found an article about the 'hunger strike for justice' guy from parliment steps.

[AyeCee]

http://www.vice.com/read/the-man-with-the-golden-gun-0000571-v22n2

Found an article about the 'hunger strike for justice' guy from parliment steps.

Shit end to the article, what happened to the gun design?

Also, what are you doing reading a commie rag?

[malloy]

http://www.vice.com/read/the-man-with-the-golden-gun-0000571-v22n2

Found an article about the 'hunger strike for justice' guy from parliment steps.

Shit end to the article, what happened to the gun design?

Also, what are you doing reading a commie rag?

The article popped up on digg.com and due to my interest in guns, having heard about it years ago I was interested see where it ended up.

The guy seems like a wanker. He keeps fucking up in life and thinks the government owes him for it.

[HeartFc]

White and gold for me... 

[hakz7]

White and gold for me...

So weird. Clearly blue and black.

[Jimmy]

Do people legit think it's black and blue? Have we just identified some colour-blindness in 1/4 of the population?

[HeartFc]

I think its going down like this...

 

- People who see black/blue see the photo as over-exposed.

- People who see it white/gold see a shadow cast over the dress with light from behind.

 

Apparently according to the designer its black/blue however if I was the designer Id say the opposite to what most people see it as so this shit continues to be talked about. If you say white and gold like 75% of people think than the 25% quickly go away and its over.