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TTDIM: New fast and furious movie soon. Only shit cunts dont like fast & furious. Proven fact, according to the regression analyses I just did.

Would love to discover the average IQ of people who enjoy that series.

Same kind of people who love the Transformer movies and continue to watch whatever superhero film that gets cranked out each month. Well given that I have the highest IQ on this forum (if anyone doubts this, I'm more than happy to do the IQ test if you pay for it), it's looking pretty good. Game on.

I'm a member of Mensa motherfucker.

Let me start.

1+1=?

Balls in your court Tesla. Actually wouldn't surprise me if you were a member of Mensa (that doesn't mean I believe you though, cause I don't). I have been offered to sit the test to join but fuck that.

Please attempt to answer my question now, 1+1=?

 

I was offered to sit a test to join Scientology. 

And i'm pretty sure that 1+1= L Ron Hubbard

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TTDIM: Indian Doctors

LOL - So true,

So many of them do not give a fuck... you walk you say what you need and unless its smack they send you on your way in three minutes with your Script or Medical Certificate in hand.

I find this a huge issue. The only time I go to the doctors is when I really need to. They don't give a fuck a fuck and don't listen and cause more issues or a prolonged recovery time.

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TTDIM: Indian Doctors

LOL - So true,

So many of them do not give a fuck... you walk you say what you need and unless its smack they send you on your way in three minutes with your Script or Medical Certificate in hand.

I find this a huge issue. The only time I go to the doctors is when I really need to. They don't give a fuck a fuck and don't listen and cause more issues or a prolonged recovery time.

 

This is not going come out very PC but I will book a proper appointment with a Doctor I actually if I have a real medical problem I need to speak about as its a bloke I can relate too.

 

If I just need a Med Cert or a Script I will go to the Bulk Billing Doctor Centre with mainly Doctors who can't speak much English because its just up the road, free and usually is pretty quick.

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TTDIM: Indian Doctors

LOL - So true,

So many of them do not give a fuck... you walk you say what you need and unless its smack they send you on your way in three minutes with your Script or Medical Certificate in hand.

I find this a huge issue. The only time I go to the doctors is when I really need to. They don't give a fuck a fuck and don't listen and cause more issues or a prolonged recovery time.

Story of my life. And it applies to all doctors, whether South Asian, East Asian, Anglo, European, whatever. I go like once a year, when I really need to. And cunts never fucking help with anything. They realise they dont know shit and make up a BS diagnosis, or send me to a specialist who charges me the equivalent of $1k/hour and then when he realises he doesnt know shit also makes up some BS diagnosis. Get fucked. At least sometimes a specialist will admit they dont know shit, probably because they dont have insecurities about their intelligence since they've reached a higher status so have no problem saying they dont know, I respect that far more. Last time I went for my wrist and after 23423675 consults, 32756234896234 expensive tests, his conclusion was that he cant find anything but can do surgery on me anyway and see if that helps. Fucks sake.

Honestly doctors are the most overrated cunts ever, most of them are really not that fucking smart. Which is a good thing sometimes, makes it really easy to manipulate them into giving you what you want. Could go score some amphetamines right now if I wanted too.

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TTDIM: Indian Doctors

LOL - So true,

So many of them do not give a fuck... you walk you say what you need and unless its smack they send you on your way in three minutes with your Script or Medical Certificate in hand.

 

I find this a huge issue. The only time I go to the doctors is when I really need to. They don't give a fuck a fuck and don't listen and cause more issues or a prolonged recovery time.

 

Story of my life. And it applies to all doctors, whether South Asian, East Asian, Anglo, European, whatever. I go like once a year, when I really need to. And cunts never fucking help with anything. They realise they dont know shit and make up a BS diagnosis, or send me to a specialist who charges me the equivalent of $1k/hour and then when he realises he doesnt know shit also makes up some BS diagnosis. Get fucked. At least sometimes a specialist will admit they dont know shit, probably because they dont have insecurities about their intelligence since they've reached a higher status so have no problem saying they dont know, I respect that far more. Last time I went for my wrist and after 23423675 consults, 32756234896234 expensive tests, his conclusion was that he cant find anything but can do surgery on me anyway and see if that helps. Fucks sake.

Honestly doctors are the most overrated cunts ever, most of them are really not that fucking smart. Which is a good thing sometimes, makes it really easy to manipulate them into giving you what you want. Could go score some amphetamines right now if I wanted too.

 

Actually you probably couldn't... well most likely anyway.

 

I think that is like the one lesson that learnt at International Med School for Doctors in the NW - Which is don't give out Scripts for Psych Drugs PPL would actually enjoy taking cos then you will get heat from the cops... anything else they are more than happy to do.

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TTDIM: Indian Doctors

LOL - So true,

So many of them do not give a fuck... you walk you say what you need and unless its smack they send you on your way in three minutes with your Script or Medical Certificate in hand.

I find this a huge issue. The only time I go to the doctors is when I really need to. They don't give a fuck a fuck and don't listen and cause more issues or a prolonged recovery time.

Story of my life. And it applies to all doctors, whether South Asian, East Asian, Anglo, European, whatever. I go like once a year, when I really need to. And cunts never fucking help with anything. They realise they dont know shit and make up a BS diagnosis, or send me to a specialist who charges me the equivalent of $1k/hour and then when he realises he doesnt know shit also makes up some BS diagnosis. Get fucked. At least sometimes a specialist will admit they dont know shit, probably because they dont have insecurities about their intelligence since they've reached a higher status so have no problem saying they dont know, I respect that far more. Last time I went for my wrist and after 23423675 consults, 32756234896234 expensive tests, his conclusion was that he cant find anything but can do surgery on me anyway and see if that helps. Fucks sake.

Honestly doctors are the most overrated cunts ever, most of them are really not that fucking smart. Which is a good thing sometimes, makes it really easy to manipulate them into giving you what you want. Could go score some amphetamines right now if I wanted too.

Actually you probably couldn't... well most likely anyway.

 

I think that is like the one lesson that learnt at International Med School for Doctors in the NW - Which is don't give out Scripts for Psych Drugs PPL would actually enjoy taking cos then you will get heat from the cops... anything else they are more than happy to do.

Well given that I'm a fat cunt I'm sure it would be pretty easy to score some Phentermine, close enough.

Not sure GPs can prescribe real amphetamines anyway, need a psychiatrist or w/e.

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TTDIM: Indian Doctors

LOL - So true,

So many of them do not give a fuck... you walk you say what you need and unless its smack they send you on your way in three minutes with your Script or Medical Certificate in hand.

 

I find this a huge issue. The only time I go to the doctors is when I really need to. They don't give a fuck a fuck and don't listen and cause more issues or a prolonged recovery time.

 

Story of my life. And it applies to all doctors, whether South Asian, East Asian, Anglo, European, whatever. I go like once a year, when I really need to. And cunts never fucking help with anything. They realise they dont know shit and make up a BS diagnosis, or send me to a specialist who charges me the equivalent of $1k/hour and then when he realises he doesnt know shit also makes up some BS diagnosis. Get fucked. At least sometimes a specialist will admit they dont know shit, probably because they dont have insecurities about their intelligence since they've reached a higher status so have no problem saying they dont know, I respect that far more. Last time I went for my wrist and after 23423675 consults, 32756234896234 expensive tests, his conclusion was that he cant find anything but can do surgery on me anyway and see if that helps. Fucks sake.

Honestly doctors are the most overrated cunts ever, most of them are really not that fucking smart. Which is a good thing sometimes, makes it really easy to manipulate them into giving you what you want. Could go score some amphetamines right now if I wanted too.

 

Actually you probably couldn't... well most likely anyway.

 

I think that is like the one lesson that learnt at International Med School for Doctors in the NW - Which is don't give out Scripts for Psych Drugs PPL would actually enjoy taking cos then you will get heat from the cops... anything else they are more than happy to do.

 

Well given that I'm a fat cunt I'm sure it would be pretty easy to score some Phentermine, close enough.

Not sure GPs can prescribe real amphetamines anyway, need a psychiatrist or w/e.

 

Like I said if there is a way to abuse/enjoy a Psych Drug then they won't give you a script... boring slow acting shit however they are fine with.

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TTDIM: Having a new bitch where you have to sacrifice that she isn't the best looking but is chill as fuck and isn't a head-do. Fells good man.

I know the feeling even though I would def say my new Girlfriend is not worse looking than my old one (Albeit very different in her look).

 

I feel like I have traded in a AU II XR6 Turbo that made a of noise, had cool lights and a spoiler but with a real shit engine that always fucked up due to the idiot before me treating it like shit... for a BA II Fairmont that still looks fucken good, has better features inside and has an engine that just fucken works.

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TTDIM: Police looking for a guy that committed an armed robery, and mention that they were dressed in female clothes as something 'a bit out of the ordinary' that might have caught [people's attention.

Someone actually comments:

'A bit out of the ordinary'? Transgender folk get enough harassment and judgement without the police adding to the stigma. There is no need for this comment in regards to this suspect. Shame on you Vic Police.

rofl. Surely this is all just a piss take at this stage, surely there aren't actually people this retarded? 10/10 trolling.

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TTDIM : not using torrents which are a retarded way to pirate since you're also uploading data and not just downloading, hence putting yourself in a much worse position legally. Not too mention how easy it is to pool the ip addresses.

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TTDIM : not using torrents which are a retarded way to pirate since you're also uploading data and not just downloading, hence putting yourself in a much worse position legally. Not too mention how easy it is to pool the ip addresses.

 

I watch maybe 5 movies a year so public torrents suited me fine. 

 

Music is the only thing I care about downloading, and as mobile data is exempt from the 3 strikes proposal I'll just download my 2-3 albums a week via phone tether. 

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TTDIM : not using torrents which are a retarded way to pirate since you're also uploading data and not just downloading, hence putting yourself in a much worse position legally. Not too mention how easy it is to pool the ip addresses.

 

I watch maybe 5 movies a year so public torrents suited me fine. 

 

Music is the only thing I care about downloading, and as mobile data is exempt from the 3 strikes proposal I'll just download my 2-3 albums a week via phone tether. 

 

Maybe PPL on here are downloading a hell of a lot more than what I think the average person on here does but I think PPL are overacting to these new laws, if the Government was really going to do some lethal no bullshit enforcement of these laws it would actually need to spend a hell of lot more money on PPL to enforce the laws to put such a plan in action.

 

And Abbott and Hockey are hardly in the spending mood ATM are they...

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