TTIM: Things That Irk Me

[Tesla]

Yeah only been medicare office 2-3 times in my life and it was always pretty good for a government service.

But nothing beats when the doctors have it set up to automatically claim for you, seems to be almost instant that the money comes in if not overnight.

[Tesla]

TTIM: Nandos

Because whenever I eat out at any other psudo-restaurant or even at a lot of proper restaurant all I can think of at the end is: I could have just gone to Nandos, paid less, left fuller,  had a probably slightly healthier meal, and probably enjoyed it more.

Edited September 11, 2016 by Tesla

[hakz7]

TTIM: That you have to now press the home button to unlock the phone instead of sliding on iOS 10.

[n i k o]

4 hours ago, hakz7 said:

TTIM: That you have to now press the home button to unlock the phone instead of sliding on iOS 10.

But TTDIM is that now all those bullshit apps you couldn't delete before can be deleted now. 

[hedaik]

4 hours ago, hakz7 said:

TTIM: That you have to now press the home button to unlock the phone instead of sliding on iOS 10.

Why dont you use the fingerprint function? 

[n i k o]

14 minutes ago, hedaik said:

Why dont you use the fingerprint function? 

Come on, you know apple is storing your fingerprint and passing it onto the government for their records.

Edited September 14, 2016 by n i k o

[Tesla]

6 minutes ago, n i k o said:

Come on, you know apple is storing your fingerprint and passing it onto the government for their records.

STAY WOKE

[hakz7]

23 minutes ago, hedaik said:

Why dont you use the fingerprint function? 

Because when you swipe a notification eg a message, it forces you to enter a passcode to open it which I can't be bothered to do every time lol

[jw1739]

TTIM: Australia Post's new "delivery" arrangements. 15 days for an important letter from Canberra to be delivered in Melbourne.

[kingofhearts]

TTIM: That one shit mate who always brings his missus to a boys nights out.

Instead of watching the footy in peace tonight i have to hear instead about how unfair the batchelor was and how apparently every team has a self appointed hairdresser "because footy players hair shouldn't look that good" when running out onto the field

Cheers Mitch

[n i k o]

Mitch is a bitch 

[Jovan]

54 minutes ago, n i k o said:

Mitch is a bitch 

Time to ditch Mitch and his Bitch

[thisphantomfortress]

1 hour ago, kingofhearts said:

TTIM: That one shit mate who always brings his missus to a boys nights out.

Instead of watching the footy in peace tonight i have to hear instead about how unfair the batchelor was and how apparently every team has a self appointed hairdresser "because footy players hair shouldn't look that good" when running out onto the field

Cheers Mitch

Let me guess she also has no of her own chick mates either cause "other girls are bitchs, guys are so much easier to be friends with"?

[hakz7]

TTIM: The way Lucy Zelic tries to "over-pronounce" players' names.

[n i k o]

1 minute ago, hakz7 said:

TTIM: The way Lucy Zelic tries to "over-pronounce" players' names.

TTIM: Lucy Zelic in general. 

Would still bang though. 

[Jovan]

17 hours ago, hakz7 said:

TTIM: The way Lucy Zelic tries to "over-pronounce" players' names.

Very Les Murray/George Donikian like. 

[thisphantomfortress]

1 hour ago, Jovan said:

Very Les Murray/George Donikian like. 

I love George Donikian

[kingofhearts]

On 17/09/2016 at 9:02 PM, thisphantomfortress said:

Let me guess she also has no of her own chick mates either cause "other girls are bitchs, guys are so much easier to be friends with"?

Oh boy do you know this chick lol? Apparently we're all now "her mates " No thanks love.

My mate can't even have a night out without bringing her out with him. Just cause he made a bad choice doesn't mean he has to fuck up everyone elses night.

#RIPboysnightout

[cadete]

On 9/17/2016 at 9:02 PM, thisphantomfortress said:

Let me guess she also has no of her own chick mates either cause "other girls are bitchs, guys are so much easier to be friends with"?

LOL - This is a massive TTIM of mine...

ESP when I lived with a third cousin of mine who would have Backyard Parties in our small unit's backyard which consisted of her, her naive BF at the time, and a collection of 20 blokes from different outer areas of Melbourne.

Also FWIW some bloke's partners can be fine to go out with... really depends on the girl, However importantly usually these types also know when not to come like the example of watching the Footy.

[strider]

On 17/09/2016 at 9:02 PM, thisphantomfortress said:

Let me guess she also has no of her own chick mates either cause "other girls are bitchs, guys are so much easier to be friends with"?

[Tesla]

TTIM: Fastway couriers. If anyone actually advertised that they use these guys when I'm buying shit online I really wouldn't bother.

[Tesla]

UOTYH: The fact people pay money to be a fastway 'franchisee' is possibly the most retarded thing I've seen in my life. Just go become an uber driver if you want to make below minimum wage to drive around town, at least that way you dont have to pay a bunch of money upfront.

[Tesla]

I run an online shop from my bedroom starter kit:

Ebay account or Shopfiy free trial

Fastway couriers

 

That's all you need apparently.

[cadete]

Don't get me started on postage...

It makes no sense how fast stuff can come from the UK (I had a pair of shoes arrive in four days once) in comparison to stuff from the USA or Interstate even down here... when all postage is labelled as Express.

[thisphantomfortress]

Doesn't really irk me but this seemed to be the most appropriate place. 

This has gotta be up there with the most retarded shit I've ever seen.

https://m.mic.com/articles/155311/pepe-the-frog-meme-racist-adl-hate-symbol#.M05uutGas

(special shout out to @strider for having Pepe as his display picture)

[jeffplz]

That actually irks me a lot. I watched pepe go from a very rare, uncommon meme with a specific purpose-- to express feels. It was only spread through 4chan and small forums like bungie and misc. Kids didn't even have facebook yet. I watched the meme leak onto reddit, funnyjunk, and eventually onto facebook and tumblr, where now every cunt was using it and calling it "the funny frog xDDD", and now it's on the fucking news. Normies ruin everything.

[thisphantomfortress]

5 minutes ago, jeffplz said:

That actually irks me a lot. I watched pepe go from a very rare, uncommon meme with a specific purpose-- to express feels. It was only spread through 4chan and small forums like bungie and misc. Kids didn't even have facebook yet. I watched the meme leak onto reddit, funnyjunk, and eventually onto facebook and tumblr, where now every cunt was using it and calling it "the funny frog xDDD", and now it's on the fucking news. Normies ruin everything.

The Internet is a dangerous place.

source;

[Red_irts]

lul

20 minutes ago, jeffplz said:

That actually irks me a lot. I watched pepe go from a very rare, uncommon meme with a specific purpose-- to express feels. It was only spread through 4chan and small forums like bungie and misc. Kids didn't even have facebook yet. I watched the meme leak onto reddit, funnyjunk, and eventually onto facebook and tumblr, where now every cunt was using it and calling it "the funny frog xDDD", and now it's on the fucking news. Normies ruin everything.

you saw it all happening when trollface became mainstream.

[kingofhearts]

14 minutes ago, Red_irts said:

lul

you saw it all happening when trollface became mainstream.

Hows it going striders back-up account?

[Red_irts]

1 minute ago, kingofhearts said:

Hows it going striders back-up account?

me no speakano englez

[kingofhearts]

20 minutes ago, Red_irts said:

me no speakano englez

 

Miss ya bud, stay safe <3

[Red_irts]

@kingofhearts thanks bro see you tomorrow

[strider]

Ttim: Cahill's insta pic

Why are they all happy together

[Tesla]

TTIM: Being oppressed because I'm a white male.

[thisphantomfortress]

2 hours ago, Tesla said:

TTIM: Being oppressed because I'm a white male.

Not true! Whites can't be oppressed or feel emotions.

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/dear-white-people-please-stop-pretending-reverse-racism-is-real?utm_source=vicefbanz

[Tesla]

7 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said:

Not true! Whites can't be oppressed or feel emotions.

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/dear-white-people-please-stop-pretending-reverse-racism-is-real?utm_source=vicefbanz

Triggered.

[bt50]

Wtf did i just read.

[Tesla]

Honestly I try stay away from all these troll click bait feminist articles, I really do. But somehow I still end up reading at least one a day, I guess because there is so many, and I'm noticing an alarming pattern of articles recently where the narrative is basically "the burden of proof for rape crimes shouldn't be on the victim as that's victim blaming/shaming/othercollectivistbullshit". I can't even be fucked typing any more, but I really dont think I need to explain how retarded and dangerous this line of thinking is.

 

[HeartFc]

I'm just starting to think a good portion of women are just mentally ill. I don't care if I'm with a horny 8.2/10 that wants to eat my asshole, if I get any feminist vibe on a date Ill jump in the nearest Uber and go home to jack off to gay porn (no homo).

 

[Tesla]

32 minutes ago, HeartFc said:

I'm just starting to think a good portion of women are just mentally ill. I don't care if I'm with a horny 8.2/10 that wants to eat my asshole, if I get any feminist vibe on a date Ill jump in the nearest Uber and go home to jack off to gay porn (no homo).

 

What if homosexuality is just an evolutionary reaction to contemporary bitches being crazy?