TTIM: Things That Irk Me

[HeartFc]

19 minutes ago, Tesla said:

What if homosexuality is just an evolutionary reaction to contemporary bitches being crazy?

I actually think theres something to that, homo's on average have higher IQ's...  They spend less money, fuck more and get smarter...     

They will slowly die out though, along with the west in general. Homo's have left their post 1950's closet and aren't breeding, women think dogs are kids, they want to sit on the couch with their dog children and watch "Mob Wives" all day and not cook dinner or give decent blow jobs.

Chivalry is dead, romance is aids, sex is ruined and divorce is just something everyone does. 

 

[strider]

2 minutes ago, HeartFc said:

I actually think theres something to that, homo's on average have higher IQ's...  They spend less money, fuck more and get smarter...     

They will slowly die out though, along with the west in general. Homo's have left their post 1950's closet and aren't breeding, women think dogs are kids, they want to sit on the couch with their dog children and watch "Mob Wives" all day and not cook dinner or give decent blow jobs.

Chivalry is dead, romance is aids, sex is ruined and divorce is just something everyone does. 

 

im almost a qualified psychologist -- wanna have a chat? 

[HeartFc]

18 minutes ago, strider said:

im almost a qualified psychologist -- wanna have a chat? 

Sure. What's the diagnosis doc?

[strider]

1 minute ago, HeartFc said:

Sure. What's the diagnosis doc?

im sorry, you have strides

[HeartFc]

13 minutes ago, strider said:

im sorry, you have strides

Fuck. Sounds serious. 

Do you suggest just a clean suicide? Or go out with bang (excuse the pun) and join ISIS?

[strider]

8 minutes ago, HeartFc said:

Fuck. Sounds serious. 

Do you suggest just a clean suicide? Or go out with bang (excuse the pun) and join ISIS?

whatever you do, do it in style. buy a clean cut fedora

[hedaik]

@Jimmyselling shonky products

http://www.theage.com.au/business/consumer-affairs/choice-shonky-awards-2016-infectionfighting-camel-milk-referred-to-accc-20161005-grvap8.html

[thisphantomfortress]

1 hour ago, hedaik said:

@Jimmyselling shonky products

http://www.theage.com.au/business/consumer-affairs/choice-shonky-awards-2016-infectionfighting-camel-milk-referred-to-accc-20161005-grvap8.html

Owe a like for going meta

[Jimmy]

6 hours ago, hedaik said:

@Jimmyselling shonky products

http://www.theage.com.au/business/consumer-affairs/choice-shonky-awards-2016-infectionfighting-camel-milk-referred-to-accc-20161005-grvap8.html

Ha+

Blast from the past that one.

Edited October 5, 2016 by Jimmy

[KSK_47]

13 hours ago, hedaik said:

@Jimmyselling shonky products

http://www.theage.com.au/business/consumer-affairs/choice-shonky-awards-2016-infectionfighting-camel-milk-referred-to-accc-20161005-grvap8.html

[jw1739]

TTIM: The usual feminazi bleatings when a woman doesn't get a top job. Such as the next Secretary-General of the UN.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-07/antonio-guterres-another-man-as-un-secretary-general/7913146

[ecguymer]

TTIM: rail-replacement buses...particularly when the timetable lies.....

[malloy]

4 hours ago, ecguymer said:

TTIM: rail-replacement buses...particularly when the timetable lies.....

They have pretty much ditched the time rable and are just running buses every few mins (assuming you are on Watergardens/Sunbury line).

It is still shit though. Some trips are taking me two hours to get home.

[kingofhearts]

TTIM: Hayfever

TTIM: Sneezing

TTIM: Never having enough tissues

[Tesla]

49 minutes ago, kingofhearts said:

TTIM: Hayfever

TTIM: Sneezing

TTIM: Never having enough tissues

TTDIM: That this will be my last hayfever season as I've begun desensitisation therapy or whatever it's called. If you have a few grand lying around, I reckon it's worth the money.

[kingofhearts]

37 minutes ago, Tesla said:

TTDIM: That this will be my last hayfever season as I've begun desensitisation therapy or whatever it's called. If you have a few grand lying around, I reckon it's worth the money.

Hmmm interesting.

Who administers that? Just the local doctor? I've been dealing with hayfever for years, would do anything to make it stop

[Tesla]

2 minutes ago, kingofhearts said:

Hmmm interesting.

Who administers that? Just the local doctor? I've been dealing with hayfever for years, would do anything to make it stop

Yeah it's fucked,

You need to get a referral for an immunologist (allergy specialist), pretty expensive like $500 for first visit and another $150ish to do prick tests (also during first visit) but you get a decent amount back from medicare. Then they'll know what your allergic to and you can start desensitisation which is either injections once a month (done at your GP) or a tablet once a day, both will run you about $100 a month, should start working by 6 months but you have to do it for like 3 years to get the full effect whereby you shouldn't have issues with the allergies for another 10-15 years (so it's not a permanent cure, but as close as there is currently).

Doctor I go to is on Collins street and he is great.

Worth having a think about, if you have just hayfever you probably wouldn't start it for a few months anyway as it's too late for this season, I've just started it for dust allergy and will start the hayfever one early next year or something.

[Tesla]

Also get this Nasonex nasal spray shit for the time being, I was legit fucked start of hayfever season but taking this daily helps a lot, better than just taking antihistamine tablets every day (you still can, but most days I dont need to since taking this nasal spray)

[hedaik]

6 hours ago, Tesla said:

another $150ish to do prick tests

I assume you got a positive result for that?

Edited October 7, 2016 by hedaik

[haz]

17 hours ago, jw1739 said:

TTIM: The usual feminazi bleatings when a woman doesn't get a top job. Such as the next Secretary-General of the UN.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-07/antonio-guterres-another-man-as-un-secretary-general/7913146

This article topped it for me the other day.

'Is 'fishermen' a sexist and exclusionary term?'

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-07/is-it-sexist-to-say-fishermen/7888986

[jw1739]

14 minutes ago, haz said:

This article topped it for me the other day.

'Is 'fishermen' a sexist and exclusionary term?'

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-07/is-it-sexist-to-say-fishermen/7888986

That article even states that it is "discriminatory." Really, this nonsense has to stop. For a while I had dealings with Margaret Jackson, at the time Chairman of a Committee that I was on in connection with the Transport Accident Commission. I remember at the first meeting someone asking Margaret about how she should be formally addressed, and her answer was quite firm. "Madam Chairman." she said. "Madam because I am a woman, and Chairman because that is the title of my position and has nothing to do with the sex of the person holding it."

[Dylan]

22 minutes ago, jw1739 said:

That article even states that it is "discriminatory." Really, this nonsense has to stop. For a while I had dealings with Margaret Jackson, at the time Chairman of a Committee that I was on in connection with the Transport Accident Commission. I remember at the first meeting someone asking Margaret about how she should be formally addressed, and her answer was quite firm. "Madam Chairman." she said. "Madam because I am a woman, and Chairman because that is the title of my position and has nothing to do with the sex of the person holding it."

At VCAT it is madam chair

[jw1739]

I rather like "Chairwoman." Being a bit of a speed reader I can then read that as "charwoman." 

[Tesla]

3 hours ago, hedaik said:

I assume you got a positive result for that?

Had to do it twice becauae I scored so high they thought it was an error.

[kingofhearts]

13 hours ago, Tesla said:

Yeah it's fucked,

You need to get a referral for an immunologist (allergy specialist), pretty expensive like $500 for first visit and another $150ish to do prick tests (also during first visit) but you get a decent amount back from medicare. Then they'll know what your allergic to and you can start desensitisation which is either injections once a month (done at your GP) or a tablet once a day, both will run you about $100 a month, should start working by 6 months but you have to do it for like 3 years to get the full effect whereby you shouldn't have issues with the allergies for another 10-15 years (so it's not a permanent cure, but as close as there is currently).

Doctor I go to is on Collins street and he is great.

Worth having a think about, if you have just hayfever you probably wouldn't start it for a few months anyway as it's too late for this season, I've just started it for dust allergy and will start the hayfever one early next year or something.

Yeah sounds interesting cheers. If i can ever get the money to do it i'll 100% be in, i'm just so sick of every 3 months of the year going from perfectly healthy to a complete mess lol. I find the telafast tablets help but its just not healthy to be relying on tablets to stop this for the rest of my life

[ecguymer]

TTIM: the absolutely shitfull quality of my internet connection.....

[KSK_47]

TTIM: when you pay by eft of a myki machine it asks you if you want a receipt. If you say "no" it still prints one anyway

[thisphantomfortress]

4 minutes ago, KSK_47 said:

TTIM: when you pay by eft of a myki machine it asks you if you want a receipt. If you say "no" it still prints one anyway

If I could like this twice I would. It actually makes me so mad

[hakz7]

6 hours ago, KSK_47 said:

TTIM: when you pay by eft of a myki machine it asks you if you want a receipt. If you say "no" it still prints one anyway

Coles self-checkouts don't even ask anymore. Prints a receipt automatically...

[KSK_47]

18 minutes ago, hakz7 said:

Coles self-checkouts don't even ask anymore. Prints a receipt automatically...

That annoys me too. But at least it doesnt give me an option and then completely ignore it. If its going ro print regardless then dont ask

[n i k o]

TTIM: People relying on the system to get them through life 

TTIM: The system 

[thisphantomfortress]

This probably goes beyond irking me to the point of genuine anger.

People who post and people who share vigilante/ shaming/ whatever you want to call it posts on Facebook.

As soon as I saw this abortion of a post yesterday I knew this would be the result 

http://dailym.ai/2dNmm4G

just for good measure I wonder how this poor bloke still feels

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3073095/Mother-mistakenly-shames-dad-thought-taking-photos-kids-Facebook-post-shared-hundreds-actually-taking-selfie-Star-Wars-display-children.html

[GreenSeater]

43 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said:

This probably goes beyond irking me to the point of genuine anger.

People who post and people who share vigilante/ shaming/ whatever you want to call it posts on Facebook.

As soon as I saw this abortion of a post yesterday I knew this would be the result 

http://dailym.ai/2dNmm4G

just for good measure I wonder how this poor bloke still feels

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3073095/Mother-mistakenly-shames-dad-thought-taking-photos-kids-Facebook-post-shared-hundreds-actually-taking-selfie-Star-Wars-display-children.html

Nothing worse. Fuck people are absolute cunts sometimes

[Jestr]

Modern feminism 

wtf was she doing out of the kitchen anyway

[Young Polak]

2 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said:

This probably goes beyond irking me to the point of genuine anger.

People who post and people who share vigilante/ shaming/ whatever you want to call it posts on Facebook.

As soon as I saw this abortion of a post yesterday I knew this would be the result 

http://dailym.ai/2dNmm4G

just for good measure I wonder how this poor bloke still feels

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3073095/Mother-mistakenly-shames-dad-thought-taking-photos-kids-Facebook-post-shared-hundreds-actually-taking-selfie-Star-Wars-display-children.html

The fact that she went to the length of completely lying that he communicated with her children before he allegedly took a photo of them fucking gets me into full of god damn fucking rage

[Tesla]

3 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said:

This probably goes beyond irking me to the point of genuine anger.

People who post and people who share vigilante/ shaming/ whatever you want to call it posts on Facebook.

As soon as I saw this abortion of a post yesterday I knew this would be the result 

http://dailym.ai/2dNmm4G

just for good measure I wonder how this poor bloke still feels

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3073095/Mother-mistakenly-shames-dad-thought-taking-photos-kids-Facebook-post-shared-hundreds-actually-taking-selfie-Star-Wars-display-children.html

Another day, another example of why collectivism is fucking cancer.

This is why I'm antisocial, the average person is just that, a boring average fuckwit whose life depends on getting into collectivist circle jerks over shit. "Herp derp rapist paedophile racist misogynist triggered SHAME SHAME SHAME". Like. Like. Like. Yeah we're all so fucking morally superior. Like. Like. Fuck yeah look at me following and agreeing with everyone else, we must be right, it's so good to be right. Like. Like. Like.

Wtf is wrong with people? You were born an individual, with a mind of your own, aren't you fucking embarrassed to just agree with everyone else and join in on retarded shit without even thinking?

[Jovan]

5 hours ago, Tesla said:

Another day, another example of why collectivism is fucking cancer.

This is why I'm antisocial, the average person is just that, a boring average fuckwit whose life depends on getting into collectivist circle jerks over shit. "Herp derp rapist paedophile racist misogynist triggered SHAME SHAME SHAME". Like. Like. Like. Yeah we're all so fucking morally superior. Like. Like. Fuck yeah look at me following and agreeing with everyone else, we must be right, it's so good to be right. Like. Like. Like.

Wtf is wrong with people? You were born an individual, with a mind of your own, aren't you fucking embarrassed to just agree with everyone else and join in on retarded shit without even thinking?

Wanted to like but......

[cadete]

TTIM: Alternative Medicine and PPL who swear by it instead of Modern Medicine, I just dont understand how these PPL cant realise that if this shit did actually work it (not matter what it was) then it would cease being Alternative Medicine anymore as it would be highly profitable and therefore something Huge Pharmaceutical Companies would purchase the rights to and start producing.

As in the Fat Cat Companies the supporters of Alternative Medicine themselves say "Only care about making money". 

 

Also TTIM: Some PPL's obsession with Eastern Religion because its not a Mainstream Religion here and thus cool in their eyes... which is pretty ironic because the same thing is happening in reverse in China which pretty much has the highest rate of Christian Converts in the world each year. 

[GreenSeater]

21 minutes ago, cadete said:

TTIM: Alternative Medicine and PPL who swear by it instead of Modern Medicine, I just dont understand how these PPL cant realise that if this shit did actually work it (not matter what it was) then it would cease being Alternative Medicine anymore as it would be highly profitable and therefore something Huge Pharmaceutical Companies would purchase the rights to and start producing.

As in the Fat Cat Companies the supporters of Alternative Medicine themselves say "Only care about making money". 

Agree to an extent. I hate wankers that preach about alternative medicine and swear by it, but at the end of the day it doesn't make alternative medicine useless. Alternative medicine, like most things, works if you think it will. It is basically just placebo, and if that works for some people then so be it.

[cadete]

Just now, GreenSeater said:

Agree to an extent. I hate wankers that preach about alternative medicine and swear by it, but at the end of the day it doesn't make alternative medicine useless. Alternative medicine, like most things, works if you think it will. It is basically just placebo, and if that works for some people then so be it.

Expensive Placebo, you may as well buy Chemist Jelly Beans and believe they are medicine.