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bt50    4,039

In celebration of my imminent qualification, heres a thread for your best (and worst) dad jokes.

Here's a couple to kick it off.

 

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila

 

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him excitably and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper raises an eyebrow and says "what? Kevin?"

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n i k o    5,543
1 hour ago, bt50 said:

In celebration of my imminent qualification, heres a thread for your best (and worst) dad jokes.

Here's a couple to kick it off.

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him excitably and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper raises an eyebrow and says "what? Kevin?"

Some good ones to kick off this topic. Hopefully we 'kick off' as well as this on Saturday ;)

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jw1739    7,984
6 hours ago, Jimmy said:

I need this explained.

I need nearly all of them explained. I clearly have some communication problems and I sometimes wonder whether I've from a different universe and have somehow been nudged onto a different space-time continuum.

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