Hellenic Hero Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Hey guys, I have a crush on a girl at school, but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do you think I should do it? And where should we go if she says yes? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thisphantomfortress Posted January 20, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Hey guys, I have a crush on a girl at school, but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do you think I should do it? And where should we go if she says yes? Bashing cunts in front of her and spitting on her friends usually works 13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Bashing cunts in front of her and spitting on her friends usually works I knew I could count on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thrillhouse Posted January 20, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Send the dick pic after the 2nd text. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, haz said: Send the text after the 2nd dick pic. Ftfy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, malloy said: Ftfy But after you ask "How's the relationship with your father" Edited January 21, 2017 by haz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestr Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 1 - post a pic of her in bikinis so we can asses if you should pursue her. 2 - look at her mother so you'll get an idea what you're signing up for 3 - dick pics only after you pass 1 & 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Jestr said: 1 - post a pic of her in bikinis so we can asses if you should pursue her. 2 - look at her mother so you'll get an idea what you're signing up for 3 - dick pics only after you pass 1 & 2 Older sisters give a good indication too, the bigger the age gap the better. I had an ex who's sister was about 10 or so years older and was absolutely smoking. Made me put up with a lot more of her psychotic bs knowing that the body wouldn't go after two kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jw1739 Posted January 21, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Jestr said: 1 - post a pic of her in bikinis so we can asses if you should pursue her. 2 - look at her mother so you'll get an idea what you're signing up for 3 - dick pics only after you pass 1 & 2 Re. 2. If the mother's any good, try her first. Husband's probably ignored her for years, so she'll be hot for it. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 18 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said: Hey guys, I have a crush on a girl at school, but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do you think I should do it? And where should we go if she says yes? Ask her out. If she says "no" you were only ever in the friend zone anyway so u have just saved yourself a lot of wasted time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Just watch this video, it's all the advice you'll ever need. http://www.break.com/video/ugc/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-the-d-e-n-n-i-s-system-scene-2328574 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Offer her a large sum of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 28 minutes ago, GreenSeater said: Offer her a large sum of money It has crossed my mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shahanga Posted January 21, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 I wouldn't be doing anything till I heard from the resident forum lady killer @strider 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Please @strider help this young gentleman with your wisdom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 19 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said: Hey guys, I have a crush on a girl at school, but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do you think I should do it? And where should we go if she says yes? In all seriousness though, once high school is over and people go onto Uni etc. You'll probaly only continue to talk to a handful of people from school again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Is she also a Hellenic Hero? Does she wear yoga pants 247? Will she be attending VU or Latrobe? Crucial information so we can give an informed opinion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tesla said: Is she also a Hellenic Hero? Does she wear yoga pants 247? Will she be attending VU or Latrobe? Crucial information so we can give an informed opinion. Blonde or Gtfo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, haz said: Blonde or Gtfo Breathing is my only requirement 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSeater Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Just now, thisphantomfortress said: Breathing is my only requirement Depends how long of a dry spell I'm on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Breathing is my only requirement Can the Talking City boys have @Hellenic Hero's girl on the next episode, with a special segment where he calls her up and asks her out? Edited January 21, 2017 by haz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 17 minutes ago, Tesla said: Is she also a Hellenic Hero? Does she wear yoga pants 247? Will she be attending VU or Latrobe? Crucial information so we can give an informed opinion. Nah, she's not Greek. (Colombian) Never seen her in yoga pants. I think Monash. Anything else? But there's one, small, teensy, little issue. She's a Tards fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: She's a Tards fan. Just say you're her cousin.... She'll be all over you. Simples 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Strider's tips to female success: 1. Always be yourself. 2. Know that all women are, at least to some degree, insecure. Compliment them, make them laugh and be good company. 3. Offer the D on the second date 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Cool, so am going to a party tonight armed with your advice. Wish me luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Hellenic Hero said: Cool, so am going to a party tonight armed with your advice. Wish me luck! No in all honesty, what sets you apart from other blokes? Use that and flaunt that. Much love xo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Cool, so am going to a party tonight armed with your advice. Wish me luck! If worse comes to worse, just spike her drink 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 25 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: She's a Tards fan. Roll bread detected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 24 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: She's a Tards fan. Wish you'd said that before. Right asking her out? it's got to be words of one syllable. As for a date, join some Apex mates stealing some cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 37 minutes ago, strider said: Strider's tips to female success: 1. Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman, bitches love batman. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shahanga Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 44 minutes ago, strider said: Strider's tips to female success: 1. Always be yourself. 2. Know that all women are, at least to some degree, insecure. Compliment them, make them laugh and be good company. 3. Offer the D on the second date Hmmm. Sensible advice and no mention of Novillo or neck tattoos. strider has your mum hacked your account again? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 SHE SAID YES!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: SHE SAID YES!!! Was it the punches or spitting that impressed her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: SHE SAID YES!!! Who said this forum never did anything? Melbournefootball.com, where dreams come true 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 28 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: SHE SAID YES!!! Where you going? We'll all come and give you morale support xox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 33 minutes ago, haz said: Where you going? We'll all come and give you morale support xox The tennis... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haz Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: The tennis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellenic Hero Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Anyone got some smooth moves I can use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 46 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said: Anyone got some smooth moves I can use? Do the yawn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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