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Hellenic Hero    231

Hey guys,

I have a crush on a girl at school, but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do you think I should do it?

And where should we go if she says yes?

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haz    3,217
1 hour ago, malloy said:

Ftfy

But after you ask "How's the relationship with your father"

 

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Jestr    1,234

1 - post a pic of her in bikinis so we can asses if you should pursue her.

2 - look at her mother so you'll get an idea what you're signing up for

3 - dick pics only after you pass 1 & 2

 

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2 minutes ago, Jestr said:

1 - post a pic of her in bikinis so we can asses if you should pursue her.

2 - look at her mother so you'll get an idea what you're signing up for

3 - dick pics only after you pass 1 & 2

 

Older sisters give a good indication too, the bigger the age gap the better. 

I had an ex who's sister was about 10 or so years older and was absolutely smoking. Made me put up with a lot more of her psychotic bs knowing that the body wouldn't go after two kids. 

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cadete    6,143
18 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said:

Hey guys,

I have a crush on a girl at school, but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do you think I should do it?

And where should we go if she says yes?

Ask her out.

If she says "no" you were only ever in the friend zone anyway so u have just saved yourself a lot of wasted time.

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haz    3,217
19 hours ago, Hellenic Hero said:

Hey guys,

I have a crush on a girl at school, but I'm too scared to ask her out. How do you think I should do it?

And where should we go if she says yes?

In all seriousness though, once high school is over and people go onto Uni etc. You'll probaly only continue to talk to a handful of people from school again

 

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Tesla    8,175

Is she also a Hellenic Hero? Does she wear yoga pants 247? Will she be attending VU or Latrobe? 

Crucial information so we can give an informed opinion. 

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haz    3,217
2 minutes ago, Tesla said:

Is she also a Hellenic Hero? Does she wear yoga pants 247? Will she be attending VU or Latrobe? 

Crucial information so we can give an informed opinion. 

Blonde or Gtfo

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haz    3,217
9 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said:

Breathing is my only requirement 

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Can the Talking City boys have @Hellenic Hero's girl on the next episode, with a special segment where he calls her up and asks her out?

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Hellenic Hero    231
17 minutes ago, Tesla said:

Is she also a Hellenic Hero? Does she wear yoga pants 247? Will she be attending VU or Latrobe? 

Crucial information so we can give an informed opinion. 

Nah, she's not Greek. (Colombian)

Never seen her in yoga pants.

I think Monash.

Anything else?

But there's one, small, teensy, little issue.

 

 

 

She's a Tards fan.

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haz    3,217
5 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said:

She's a Tards fan.

Just say you're her cousin.... She'll be all over you.

Simples

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strider    2,456

Strider's tips to female success:

1. Always be yourself.

2. Know that all women are, at least to some degree, insecure. Compliment them, make them laugh and be good company.

3. Offer the D on the second date

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strider    2,456
1 minute ago, Hellenic Hero said:

Cool, so am going to a party tonight armed with your advice. Wish me luck!

No in all honesty, what sets you apart from other blokes? Use that and flaunt that. Much love xo

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haz    3,217
7 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said:

Cool, so am going to a party tonight armed with your advice. Wish me luck!

If worse comes to worse, just spike her drink :up:

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Shahanga    4,062

 

24 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said:

She's a Tards fan.

Wish you'd said that before. 

Right asking her out? it's got to be words of one syllable. 

As for a date, join some Apex mates stealing some cars? 

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Shahanga    4,062
44 minutes ago, strider said:

Strider's tips to female success:

1. Always be yourself.

2. Know that all women are, at least to some degree, insecure. Compliment them, make them laugh and be good company.

3. Offer the D on the second date

Hmmm. Sensible advice and no mention of Novillo or neck tattoos.

strider has your mum hacked your account again?

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haz    3,217
28 minutes ago, Hellenic Hero said:

SHE SAID YES!!!

Where you going? We'll all come and give you morale support xox

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