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Genuinely better than any promotion the league has ever done lmao

I don't mind if he doesn't come back to us, but if he goes to another A League club I will be devastated. Love Big Mac

If this is true I'm gonna kms

He clearly just absolutely loves being a cunt, and he's just so good at it too

TTDIM: The Betoota Advocate's recent procession of articles about Tony Abbott becoming the Indigenous Envoy. Absolute gold.

We'll have to boo him when he comes back to AAMI. Treacherous prick 🐍🐍🐍

Yeah fuck off @Embee you dick head. If you have time to quickly google the Melbourne Victory website instead of spending your time ranting about how shit our club is based on a new signing none of us have ever seen play then you're clearly not a real fan of this club. Cunt.

I could be wrong, but I think it's just an Aussie thing. More aimed at the state league clubs who progress so that they have something to show for their good run

Why not? I imagine that when the current leases run out, CFG would be looking at getting a long term lease there. Would hate for us to move from AAMI, it is a brilliant stadium in the perfect location.

This is correct yes. I'm working closely with a team of helpers though, so anyone with chant suggestions or banner ideas please pm them to @Embee or @bt50

Officially back on board. Took a long time to actually get around to it but I've renewed again. Love this club and always will.

So according to the exchange rate which was 1 Schrute Buck = 1/10000th of 1 US cent, 10million Schrute Bucks would be US$1000, which is, at time of me posting, AUD$1381.05. This seems very low in the current world football transfer climate. Therefore I would have to disagree with you haz and say that Shahanga was not suggesting that Daniel Arzani is worth 10M Schrute Bucks.

He's made less than 30 senior appearances. Yeah he's got talent but let's not get carried away.

Just members in for free? What a fucking joke! What about those of us who were passionate dedicated FOUNDATION members of this club back when it was Melbourne Heart who no longer buy memberships out of spite because we can't move on from the past and cling to literally anything that reminds us of a simpler time when my club had real community roots based in council wheelie bins and my wife didn't fuck other men!?!? Huh? What about us?!? This club has sold its soul for some sky blue facilities. And what do they do for us in return for us letting them invest heavily in our club and build a solid base for us to build a solid future upon? A spit in the face to those of us loyal to the origins of this club. I will not be attending this game and I will be sitting here in my red and white kappa turtleneck rashie Heart shirt pouting until Scott Munn himself comes and sucks my penis to make up for this travesty. #CFGOUT #BRINGBACKTHEHEART #KEEPTHEREDANDWHITE

You sicken me. Fair enough I guess. Don't get why people do it when a bunch of other people are in the same room though. That's just rude.

Not going to lie, if we'd signed Honda and then he'd agreed to manage the Cambodian National Team and said to the media he was planning on retiring before he was approached by the club I'd be pretty bloody concerned right now... (Now that I've said this he'll win the Johnny Warren medal and the golden boot)

TTIM: People who listen to music in order to fall asleep. Fucking savages.

Honestly there are so many dumb fucks on here I'm going to spell it out about the Arzani transfer so everyone can attempt to get it through their neanderthal skulls. 1 - Arzani has for a very long time been one of the highest rated youths in the country. He spent a long time at the AIS and was always going to do great things. He grew up in Sydney and played for Sydney FC's youth team. Why would one of the highest rated future stars of Australian football leave his home city and home club to move to Melbourne? Because we have the best facilities and a clear career pathway into Europe thanks to our CFG connection. If you honestly think he would have left Sydney to come play for La Trobe Uni cow paddock training, wheelie bin ice bath using Melbourne Heart you have a hole in your head. So without CFG, he wouldn't have been here in the first place. 2 - The best young players leave the A League for Europe. It happens at every single club. Has nothing to do with CFG, it happens, and has happened all through the league's history. This may be scary for some of you dense fuckers to think about, but it also happened at Melbourne Heart. We sold players like Good, Behich, Babalj etc to Europe for waaay less than $500,000. 3 - Who cares what arbitrary number they put on the transfer? Nothing changes in our bank account. It's the same organisation. TL;DR: Arzani only came to City because of CFG and he would have left with or without Manchester because he was sick of playing in front of you cunts too stupid to grasp these facts, and I don't blame him.

The squiggly arm lines looked shite on the socceroos kit and they look shite on the Man City kit. Glad that we haven't got them as they'd likely have been navy. New kit looks mint tbh

Could watch that Bruno strike again and again and again and again and again and again and...

Long live Lilydale Line

I dream of a day where we are able to produce content as magnificently fucked as those cheeky boys

Great result, nice to see some of the new boys getting on the scoresheet too. Only watched the first half but from what I saw we looked solid, organised and moved the ball well. That being said, the amount of Kerala fans commenting on the Melbourne City Facebook posts saying how much of an honour it was to play "one of the best teams in Asia" makes me think that they are of a fairly low standard and the result shouldn't really be read into too much.

Sad reaccs only plz