raw10 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 All chants against Victory home and away .. list them here or forever gets lost in this forum!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomby Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 We hate Victory, say we hate Victory x 1000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofhearts Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 There's only one team in Melbourne, One team in Melllllboooouuuurrrneeee 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOLLYWOOD Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 (edited) Sung to Leeds United's "January 3rd" chant. We'll beat the scum and we'll take the cup, We're Melbourne City and we're going up, March the 1st, Remember the date, We beat the team that we fucking hate! Edited October 20, 2014 by HOLLYWOOD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raw10 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Someone posted this, so I can't take credit on this, but I like it so much I thought I plagiarise it:  We pay for your ground..  We pay for your ground..  What a waste of money  We pay for your ground! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeardedHeart Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Someone posted this, so I can't take credit on this, but I like it so much I thought I plagiarise it:  We pay for your ground..  We pay for your ground..  What a waste of money  We pay for your ground! Already planned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronAV11 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 This is how it feels to be city this is how it feels to be small you sign berisha we sign David villa David villa David villa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka1 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Melbourne victory We fucked your mum There is a chance You are our son 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raw10 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Ahhh Archie Thompson!! Â Ooooh! Aaahh! Â I want to knoooww ! Â Why you such a cunt!! Â Tune below: Â http://youtu.be/s0GIaJuan9Y?t=14s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronAV11 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 He swings with his left he swings with his riiiiiiight Archie Thompson he beats up his wife and Archie Thompson beats up his wife (cunt) X100 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 The Kevin Muscat chants that were sung yesterday are a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOLLYWOOD Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Kevin Muscat, Kevin Muscat, KEVIN TOUCHES LITTLE KIDS. Kevin touches little kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronAV11 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 There's only one Kevin muscat one Kevin muscat with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile muscats a fucking paedophile 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troyboy Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Someone posted this, so I can't take credit on this, but I like it so much I thought I plagiarise it:  We pay for your ground..  We pay for your ground..  What a waste of money  We pay for your ground! Already planned  He swings with his left he swings with his riiiiiiight Archie Thompson he beats up his wife and Archie Thompson beats up his wife (cunt) X100That is awesome!!! Can't believe no one thought of it sooner. We HAVE to do it. It's way better than the second one( but happy to do both). Well done champion!!! Bearded Heart - Can we PLEASE give the first one a run????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOLLYWOOD Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 There's only one Kevin muscat one Kevin muscat with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile muscats a fucking paedophile  There's only one Kevin Muscat, one Kevin Muscat, with a packet of sweets, and a Portugese tan, Muscat's got Madeline McCann. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityzen Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 This is how it feels to be city this is how it feels to be small you sign berisha we sign David villa David villa David villa Besart instead of Berisha sounds better IMO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronAV11 Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 This is how it feels to be city this is how it feels to be small you sign berisha we sign David villa David villa David villa Besart instead of Berisha sounds better IMO yeh I agree, good point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Epic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Alex Muscat is a slapper, She takes it like a hoe, And when she's shagging Kevin, She thinks of Kisnorbo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Some of these are fucking hilarious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post n i k o Posted October 20, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 (edited) He's ours, he's rich, he owns your fucking pitch, sheik mansour sheik mansoooouuurr Edited October 20, 2014 by n i k o 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all fuck one another The Victory family der der der der clap clap 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Kevin Muscat Kevin Muscat Kevin Muscat is a cunt, Kevin Muscat is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy1894 Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 It's a Man City chant that we sing about United, but it works well for any derby game. Â This city is ours, This city is ours, Fuck off back to London, This city is ours. Â Obviously the third line needs changing so it's relevant to Victory rather than Man United. As a newbie I don't really know much about the rivalry and banter etc between the two sets of fans so maybe one of you guys could think of a decent new line for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 He's ours, he's rich, he owns your fucking pitch, sheik mansour sheik mansoooouuurr This one is actually amazing, 10/10 would sing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 It's a Man City chant that we sing about United, but it works well for any derby game. Â This city is ours, This city is ours, Fuck off back to London, This city is ours. Â Obviously the third line needs changing so it's relevant to Victory rather than Man United. As a newbie I don't really know much about the rivalry and banter etc between the two sets of fans so maybe one of you guys could think of a decent new line for it? This city is ours, This city is our, Fuck off back to Tassie/Geelong, This city is ours 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[LIBBA] Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 OH CITY Â WHAT DO WE SEE Â LOOKS LIKE DARK BLUE SHIT TO ME Â WITH A KNICK-KNACK PADDYWHACK GIVEÂ THOSE DOGS A BONE Â MELBOURNE VICTORY FUCK OFF HOME 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestr Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 OH CITY WHAT DO WE SEELOOKS LIKE DARK BLUE SHIT TO MEWITH A KNICK-KNACK PADDYWHACK GIVE THOSE DOGS A BONEMELBOURNE VICTORY FUCK OFF HOME Big YES!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[LIBBA] Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Alex Muscat is a slapper, She takes it like a hoe, And when she's shagging Kevin, She thinks of Kisnorbo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 He's ours, he's rich, he owns your fucking pitch, sheik mansour sheik mansoooouuurr Just out of curiosity did this one end up happening at the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Until I die Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Alex Muscat is a slapper, She takes it like a hoe, And when she's shagging Kevin, She thinks of Kisnorbo Ah, used to love the shree murphy one for harry aha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Pints Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 To be honest I'm pretty sick of all the juvenile sexist chants that many teams use. I want females attending our matches to feel welcome and valued. Stuff like 'she fell over' and chants about players partners & wives (with the exception of the Archie chant, he deserves that one!) reflect poorly on our club. If we're going to sing about Muscat don't sing about his bloody wife. Can you imagine having to see that scumbag every day when you wake up-I feel sorry for her. The prick probably dives feet first into bed every night! And while I'm on my soapbox can I express my displeasure for the 'fuck em all' chant-it seriously sounds like something a 5 year old came up with in the playground. Get rid of it-no wit, no humour, no more. I will end on a positive note-the Redmayne chant to the 'you're so vain' tune is absolute gold. Has me in stitches every time. And the 'Melbourne City Ole' call & response is working well and will only get better once the north end ga get involved. Rant over 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 To be honest I'm pretty sick of all the juvenile sexist chants that many teams use. I want females attending our matches to feel welcome and valued. Stuff like 'she fell over' and chants about players partners & wives (with the exception of the Archie chant, he deserves that one!) reflect poorly on our club. If we're going to sing about Muscat don't sing about his bloody wife. Can you imagine having to see that scumbag every day when you wake up-I feel sorry for her. The prick probably dives feet first into bed every night! And while I'm on my soapbox can I express my displeasure for the 'fuck em all' chant-it seriously sounds like something a 5 year old came up with in the playground. Get rid of it-no wit, no humour, no more. I will end on a positive note-the Redmayne chant to the 'you're so vain' tune is absolute gold. Has me in stitches every time. And the 'Melbourne City Ole' call & response is working well and will only get better once the north end ga get involved. Rant over In regards to the "juvenile sexist chants" you refer to, maybe seek out cadete to forward you a copy of the terrace inclusive act 2014. I didn't sign it, personally I think women are fuckheads and if they feel like they should be allowed to attend a sporting event, then it should be netball or cricket and only after all housework and lunches made for the next day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Something to consider if people are going to get twisted knickers about it... You could always adapt fuck 'em all to 'take 'em all' by Cock Sparrer which is where the chant was lifted from by various(?) teams. Apparently the song I'm referring to is done in its original context in the US at least. Interesting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aamiparkes Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 This is either a brilliant parody, or the most retarded thread in the history of the internet. Not sure which. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raw10 Posted November 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 This is either a brilliant parody, or the most retarded thread in the history of the internet. Not sure which. This is either a brilliant post, or the most retarded post in the history of the internet.Not sure which. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aamiparkes Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Â This is either a brilliant parody, or the most retarded thread in the history of the internet. Not sure which. This is either a brilliant post, or the most retarded post in the history of the internet. Not sure which. Â See, there you go again! Poe's Law strikes once more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Melbourne Victory is a bad team, They're soooooooo bad, oooooooh victory, Oooooooh poop heads, You're bad, you're bad, sooooooo bad oooooh bad What u guys think? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvski Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Melbourne Victory is a bad team, They're soooooooo bad, oooooooh victory, Oooooooh poop heads, You're bad, you're bad, sooooooo bad oooooh bad What u guys think? Norf End Numba 1 chant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 He's ours, he's rich, he owns your fucking pitch, sheik mansour sheik mansoooouuurr Can we please get this one going! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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