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http://www.pornmd.com/live-search

 

live feed of what people type into pornhub

Eat marge Bart Simpson

Rim guy

Nazi captive

Flat ass :droy:

Baby sitter fucks kid

Black midget

Pooping girls

Old Japanese

F@!k sister

Crazy hair -LOL

Toilet cam

Just to name a few

 

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Well they're kinda fucked up 

​Not even germany or japan are that fucked up

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TTDIM: Seeing a sign for a new Kebab van coming soon just down the road from my house. Was happy enough having one 10 mins away, never imagined 2 mins was a possibility.

 

Lived next door to a kebab joint a couple yrs ago. Wasn't the best quality bab going, but was still a great option to have every day.

 

TTDIM: murfy1's last few posts  :clap: 

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Ttdim. When women wear tight clothes and you can see that they're wearing a thong.

Clearly you havent walked around Frankstown lately as this is def not always a positive... Thankfully not hahaha, I was writing in the TTIM thread when I was on the tram and this amazing asian chick in her tight work outfit came on and I just about came in my pants. Not always the biggest fan of asian chicks but they do always dress really well ;). Edited by Tbitm
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Ttdim. When women wear tight clothes and you can see that they're wearing a thong.

Clearly you havent walked around Frankstown lately as this is def not always a positive...

Ahh Franga, always first to get a mention... Not defending it, it really is that shit...

On TBITMs post tho, even if they're shit it still provides a quality roff to see a fat slag waddle around in clothes that were only produced for fair treatment, and not because these companies have any intention of selling a size 16...

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Chicks on bikes. Look at those pins!

 

 

This doesnt irk me, but it is a bit weird.

This guy was fingering the train form Footscray to Flinders St.

 

 

TTDIM: Having an immunity to being hungover

Terrible claim. You're not trying hard enough.

Well we all know his immune to Headaches at least due to his strong volume when conversing...

 

 

 

When I was at School at parties, every now and then some girl (We are talking dregs here) would pretend to be drunk despite barely drinking (Or not at all) so guys would not be afraid to just start hooking up with them.

Perhaps this is what Telsa is doing... and why he does not get hang overs.

His motive is harder to work out.

 

 

He pretends to be drunk so that girls wont talk to him. The problem is that he doesnt go to the night clubs where the guys will actually take advantage of him.

 

 

I've been waiting for cadete and bazzatron to take advantage of me, I like older men.

 

 

 

I've been waiting for cadete and bazzatron to take advantage of me, I like older men.

What Tesla thinks he is doing at Euro Trash:

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What Tesla is really doing at Euro Trash:

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TTDIM: Going back through this thread to find some glorious posts.

 

More to come.

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Just re-programmed the channels on TV. I have never been able to pick it up before now, but I get channel 31 again! Fucking sweet! Now I can enjoy quality programming such as "The Personal Injury Law Show"

Fuck I want to make my own TV show! No idea what it would be, but I know it would be fucking awesome!

 

 

TTDIM -

WHEN FLOGS MISS PENS , LOL :D

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WHAT A WA$TE OF MONEY !

 

 

 

 

Age is just a number......

When will the legal system understand this

 

 

 

TTDIM:

Sitting on top of Victoria smoking a spliff eating corned beef sandwiches, while wearing a tshirt as a headscarf cos I forgot a hat.

 

 

 

 

Brings back memories, Mr. Doesnt-look-it-but-was-born-in-the-90s!

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