Podium Posted October 31, 2013 Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 John Aloisi will be sacked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTP Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Ill get back to back days off work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 people will cease to write 3 page essays on the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 I'll post in this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 The Gimp Staff (Besides Steve) actually start to treat us like the Paying Customers we are: Who put thousands behind the bar all Soccer Season."dat arse" will give the lads a show on top of the bar counter. And it will still be alleged that she isn't hot enough for Malloy Things that will happen before we win outside Melbourne... I will deem her acceptable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HeartFc Posted November 1, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Christians might actually read their own bible before preaching the fuck out of the beliefs they know nothing about. Muslims will stop claiming their religion isn't a violent idology by NOT sympathizing with terrorist groups. Jews will finally realise the reason no one likes them is not coz the rest of us 'are evil', but in actual fact, coz they're all a bunch of cunts. Hindus will stop worshiping Pokemon and get with the realities of life, eg. Eating the fucking cow that walks past you instead of starving. Buddhists will realise buddha smoked slightly less opium to the guy who created Hinduism. Atheists will use their powers of reason to figure out the 'Big Bang Theory' is a shit television sitcom, not a logical theory. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexandro Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Christians might actually read their own bible before preaching the fuck out of the beliefs they know nothing about. Muslims will stop claiming their religion isn't a violent idology by NOT sympathizing with terrorist groups. Jews will finally realise the reason no one likes them is not coz the rest of us 'are evil', but in actual fact, coz they're all a bunch of cunts. Hindus will stop worshiping Pokemon and get with the realities of life, eg. Eating the fucking cow that walks past you instead of starving. Buddhists will realise buddha smoked slightly less opium to the guy who created Hinduism. Atheists will use their powers of reason to figure out the 'Big Bang Theory' is a shit television sitcom, not a logical theory. Trolls will get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013  Things that will happen before we win outside of Melbourne   We will get off a bus in Albury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belaguttman Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013   Things that will happen before we win outside of Melbourne   We will get off a bus in Albury  I'll catch the High Speed Rail to Albury 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) Christians might actually read their own bible before preaching the fuck out of the beliefs they know nothing about. Muslims will stop claiming their religion isn't a violent idology by NOT sympathizing with terrorist groups. Jews will finally realise the reason no one likes them is not coz the rest of us 'are evil', but in actual fact, coz they're all a bunch of cunts. Hindus will stop worshiping Pokemon and get with the realities of life, eg. Eating the fucking cow that walks past you instead of starving. Buddhists will realise buddha smoked slightly less opium to the guy who created Hinduism. Atheists will use their powers of reason to figure out the 'Big Bang Theory' is a shit television sitcom, not a logical theory.Trolls will get a life.Look at least he kept it fair and had a go at everyone. Edited November 1, 2013 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fentonthescreamingcactus Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Christians might actually read their own bible before preaching the fuck out of the beliefs they know nothing about. Muslims will stop claiming their religion isn't a violent idology by NOT sympathizing with terrorist groups. Jews will finally realise the reason no one likes them is not coz the rest of us 'are evil', but in actual fact, coz they're all a bunch of cunts. Hindus will stop worshiping Pokemon and get with the realities of life, eg. Eating the fucking cow that walks past you instead of starving. Buddhists will realise buddha smoked slightly less opium to the guy who created Hinduism. Atheists will use their powers of reason to figure out the 'Big Bang Theory' is a shit television sitcom, not a logical theory.Trolls will get a life.Look at least he kept it fair and had a go at everyone. He is not racist,as he just hates them all equally 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Christians might actually read their own bible before preaching the fuck out of the beliefs they know nothing about. Muslims will stop claiming their religion isn't a violent idology by NOT sympathizing with terrorist groups. Jews will finally realise the reason no one likes them is not coz the rest of us 'are evil', but in actual fact, coz they're all a bunch of cunts. Hindus will stop worshiping Pokemon and get with the realities of life, eg. Eating the fucking cow that walks past you instead of starving. Buddhists will realise buddha smoked slightly less opium to the guy who created Hinduism. Atheists will use their powers of reason to figure out the 'Big Bang Theory' is a shit television sitcom, not a logical theory.Trolls will get a life.Look at least he kept it fair and had a go at everyone. He is not racist,as he just hates them all equally Its actually Sectarianism rather than Racism... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Didnt include the Wiccas/Scientoligists etc coz... aint nobody got time fo dat. Â (been waiting a good solid 3 months to use that in a sentence) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerner Posted November 3, 2013 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 Hoff will win the Ballon d'or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy Posted November 3, 2013 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 Scott McDonald will score for Australia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fentonthescreamingcactus Posted November 3, 2013 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 The gender of mustafa amini will be confirmed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhiteSoldier Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Kewells ankle would've healed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 RedAndWhiteSoldier will contribute something useful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhiteSoldier Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (can't take my eyes off you).... chek uva fread m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tesla Posted November 6, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Tesla, malloy, and cadete will rent a sharehouse in Collingwood together and spend their days attending protests, eating lentils, and discussing the finer points of Marxist philosophy. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFCROB24 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 David Beckhams son would be in the twilight of his career and come and play for heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Tesla, malloy, and cadete will rent a sharehouse in Collingwood together and spend their days attending protests, eating lentils, and discussing the finer points of Marxist philosophy. The funny thing is actually dont live that far away from Collingwood is a very Greeny Suburb and I eat a lot of Vegetarian food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petercrouch Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 I will actually be as tall as PeterCrouch and the name will cease to be ironic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestr Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Danny Vukovic will ride a winner in Melbourne cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriente Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 If we lose tonight, can we please remove 'outside of Melbourne' from the title? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerner Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Joey Barton will open a bank in Melbourne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriente Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 If we lose tonight, can we please remove 'outside of Melbourne' from the title?  quoting myself but srsly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 We will WIN a penalty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozza Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Jesus will return Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhiteSoldier Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Giggs will retire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbitm Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 MUTD/MLBHRT/ESSNDON will make a good post. i actually reckon this could happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Cain Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 It did, when he criticised JA after round 2, and everyone else got stuck into him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePolo Posted November 24, 2013 Report Share Posted November 24, 2013 Bozza's Trumpet will rust over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red or Dead Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 I will book my flights for the next SFC away game! Â ... Â I just booked my flights for the SFC game. I have a feeling we'll break our away drought this game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 I will book my flights for the next SFC away game! Â ... Â I just booked my flights for the SFC game. I have a feeling we'll break our away drought this game don't laugh I booked flights, tickets and accommodation for me and the wife, weeks ago! Â thankfully the match is only 3 -4 hours out of a nice trip to Sydney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUTD/MLBHRT/ESSNDON Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 I will change my name.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red or Dead Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013 Â I will book my flights for the next SFC away game! ... I just booked my flights for the SFC game. I have a feeling we'll break our away drought this game don't laugh I booked flights, tickets and accommodation for me and the wife, weeks ago! Â thankfully the match is only 3 -4 hours out of a nice trip to Sydney Nice! I'm going for a day trip to Wollongong, back to Allianz for the game and then straight to the airport! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japiedog Posted November 25, 2013 Report Share Posted November 25, 2013   I will book my flights for the next SFC away game! ... I just booked my flights for the SFC game. I have a feeling we'll break our away drought this game don't laugh I booked flights, tickets and accommodation for me and the wife, weeks ago!  thankfully the match is only 3 -4 hours out of a nice trip to Sydney Nice! I'm going for a day trip to Wollongong, back to Allianz for the game and then straight to the airport! haha  having a long weekend away... arrive Friday leave Monday, hopefully some joy during the weekend, though I'm not expecting too much on the pitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belaguttman Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 The Melbourne wheel will be running Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Dutchpride will have a good haircut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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