Deviant Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Are you not Antertained: http://imgur.com/a/OkIob LMAO for some reason Tesla popped into my head while watching this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Deviant's new business venture into the confectionery industry: I was gonna start a facebook page for the new business. Free advertising and direct access to heaps of potential clients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Audi and BMW advertising war. Started with this... BMW replied with this... And then it escalated to this... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyheart Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 I'd still rather a Merc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB. Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Audi and BMW advertising war. Started with this... BMW replied with this... And then it escalated to this... http://wonderfulengineering.com/the-historic-bmw-vs-audi-billboard-ad-war-in-pictures/ Apparently the final billboard and balloon are fan photoshops. Still pretty cool however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bazzatron Posted March 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Awesome: http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/plan-for-monorail-to-melbourne-airport-20140304-3418m.html 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 http://www.buzzfeed.com/banovsky/wtf-the-porsche-bong-1rtb $2000 Porsche Bong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boffins Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 http://www.buzzfeed.com/banovsky/wtf-the-porsche-bong-1rtb $2000 Porsche Bong Elegant, but not as good as the old cokey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 http://www.buzzfeed.com/banovsky/wtf-the-porsche-bong-1rtb $2000 Porsche Bong Elegant, but not as good as the old cokey Gatorade. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 'The Sun' front page story about the internet back in 1991, roff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbitm Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Don't buy the S*n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Don't buy the S*n Glad someone beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD. Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Awesome: http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/plan-for-monorail-to-melbourne-airport-20140304-3418m.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Awesome: http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/plan-for-monorail-to-melbourne-airport-20140304-3418m.html I take it they will use the Sydney Monorail as a "What not to do" guide to Monorails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted March 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Honestly have no clue, whats wrong with the Sydney Monorail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Honestly have no clue, whats wrong with the Sydney Monorail? Its useless as a transport system as it goes in a small pointless loop through the CBD, hence its being torn down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted March 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Honestly have no clue, whats wrong with the Sydney Monorail? Its useless as a transport system as it goes in a small pointless loop through the CBD, hence its being torn down. They will probably buy it off them cheap then. I hope they dont install a driverless monorail in Melbourne, that seems fucking daft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) Awesome: http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/plan-for-monorail-to-melbourne-airport-20140304-3418m.htmlStupid idea and stupid article.Airport train line would cost a similar amount (while I very much doubt you could actually build a monorail line for $1bn), as the vast majority of the train line is already there and only needs to be electrified + a few KMs of track added, while providing new train stations in other suburbs eg Keilor East, connecting to stations outside the city as well (probably sunshine, footscray, and north melb), and just being 34589345734 times better than a fucking monorail which seem to have a pretty bad success rate.Also don't know wtf this is "it would be a high-tech alternative to a diesel train.", it will be electric trains like every other metro line, if not than it's even fucking cheaper to build a train line as it's 90% done. Edited March 5, 2014 by Tesla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 They better make sure it warps in the heat. Nothing says Melbourne like having to fix everything after a hot couple of days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Awesome: http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/plan-for-monorail-to-melbourne-airport-20140304-3418m.html Stupid idea and stupid article. Airport train line would cost a similar amount (while I very much doubt you could actually build a monorail line for $1bn), as the vast majority of the train line is already there and only needs to be electrified + a few KMs of track added, while providing new train stations in other suburbs eg Keilor East, connecting to stations outside the city as well (probably sunshine, footscray, and north melb), and just being 34589345734 times better than a fucking monorail which seem to have a pretty bad success rate. Also don't know wtf this is "it would be a high-tech alternative to a diesel train.", it will be electric trains like every other metro line, if not than it's even fucking cheaper to build a train line as it's 90% done. If you built these stations as you said (eg Keilor East) would it really be worthwhile stopping at them all when the main usage would be CBD-Airport. Like if you live in EK you already have train stops on two different lines (Craigeburn & Sunbury) less than 10 minutes away, seems pointless. The one thing I was amazed at when I was overseas was how EVERY city had a direct train from the airport to the CBD yet Melbourne for all its glorious infrastructure still had a fucking bus from the airport to the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Haha. Melbourne's infrastructure. That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Awesome: http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/plan-for-monorail-to-melbourne-airport-20140304-3418m.html Stupid idea and stupid article. Airport train line would cost a similar amount (while I very much doubt you could actually build a monorail line for $1bn), as the vast majority of the train line is already there and only needs to be electrified + a few KMs of track added, while providing new train stations in other suburbs eg Keilor East, connecting to stations outside the city as well (probably sunshine, footscray, and north melb), and just being 34589345734 times better than a fucking monorail which seem to have a pretty bad success rate. Also don't know wtf this is "it would be a high-tech alternative to a diesel train.", it will be electric trains like every other metro line, if not than it's even fucking cheaper to build a train line as it's 90% done. If you built these stations as you said (eg Keilor East) would it really be worthwhile stopping at them all when the main usage would be CBD-Airport. Like if you live in EK you already have train stops on two different lines (Craigeburn & Sunbury) less than 10 minutes away, seems pointless. The one thing I was amazed at when I was overseas was how EVERY city had a direct train from the airport to the CBD yet Melbourne for all its glorious infrastructure still had a fucking bus from the airport to the city. When I was at College and flying back to Fremantle all the time, at one point I literally started to know the Sky Bus Tourism Video of by heart. Fucken Sky Bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Awesome: http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/plan-for-monorail-to-melbourne-airport-20140304-3418m.htmlStupid idea and stupid article.Airport train line would cost a similar amount (while I very much doubt you could actually build a monorail line for $1bn), as the vast majority of the train line is already there and only needs to be electrified + a few KMs of track added, while providing new train stations in other suburbs eg Keilor East, connecting to stations outside the city as well (probably sunshine, footscray, and north melb), and just being 34589345734 times better than a fucking monorail which seem to have a pretty bad success rate.Also don't know wtf this is "it would be a high-tech alternative to a diesel train.", it will be electric trains like every other metro line, if not than it's even fucking cheaper to build a train line as it's 90% done.If you built these stations as you said (eg Keilor East) would it really be worthwhile stopping at them all when the main usage would be CBD-Airport. Like if you live in EK you already have train stops on two different lines (Craigeburn & Sunbury) less than 10 minutes away, seems pointless.The one thing I was amazed at when I was overseas was how EVERY city had a direct train from the airport to the CBD yet Melbourne for all its glorious infrastructure still had a fucking bus from the airport to the city.There is no reason it has to stop at these stations every time, some of the trains can be express. Or the train to the airport can be express always and then have a different train go to these other stations. The only extra cost is building the actual stations, which is comparatively small to laying down extra track. At the end of the day, an airport line would come after the Metro tunnel, which, theoretically, means there will be trains going directly from Dandenong all the way to the Airport, completely destroys anything a monorail could do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannon Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 The Horror, The Horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannon Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 http://youtu.be/aaCbxLeOPMo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fredinho69 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Rudd's second song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbitm Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Laser Klan anime on the Colbert report https://showyou.com/v/h-BUm-pASa5_h3RhIT/laser-klan?u=thecolbertreport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 More from the Jimmy Fallon show Rapper's Delight parody...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCeIgt7hMs 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mus-28 Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cQdHXjd-s2Q 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Obama on "Between Two Ferns" with Zach Galifianakis, roff. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/18e820ec3f/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-president-barack-obama 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted March 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Good find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bazzatron Posted March 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/prank-robberies-teens-viral-video-draws-negative-comments-police-warning-20140313-34nws.html Why couldnt this have been the Janoskians. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tesla Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/prank-robberies-teens-viral-video-draws-negative-comments-police-warning-20140313-34nws.html Why couldnt this have been the Janoskians.Rofl. Lucky to get away with that, deserved worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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