bt50 Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Post your greatest urban myths and legends, believable or no here. On the basis of today's 'gem' that's been doing the rounds, I'll get us started. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 Urban legend: All signings by the club are made at 10am on Thursday's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedaik Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 The dead body left behind the couch at Revolver 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, hedaik said: The dead body left behind the couch at Revolver This one is perpetuated by those who have never been to revs. Bouncers are like Hawks there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Det's "red rocket" aka "red riding hood" Rumor has it that if you are fortunate to lay eyes upon it your face will turn to gold No but seriously: Coming from a middle-eastern family you hear whispers of desert storm etc. People say that Saddam did in fact have WMDs -- highly advanced ones at that. Prior to the USA invading he had them shipped to Russia. Spooky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sheepdog Posted February 4, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 9 hours ago, hedaik said: The dead body left behind the couch at Revolver Proven false. I was having a nap. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 7 hours ago, strider said: Det's "red rocket" aka "red riding hood" Rumor has it that if you are fortunate to lay eyes upon it your face will turn to gold No but seriously: Coming from a middle-eastern family you hear whispers of desert storm etc. People say that Saddam did in fact have WMDs -- highly advanced ones at that. Prior to the USA invading he had them shipped to Russia. Spooky Apparently UPOTYH i like dets Vespa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 12 hours ago, thisphantomfortress said: Apparently UPOTYH i like dets Vespa The Vespa does alright, it actually gets a lot of PPL including some fairly decent girls over the years stopping to look at it... the funniest is when PPL take photos of it (which is also surprisingly pretty common) as I am walking up to it and then get on it to ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 6 hours ago, cadete said: The Vespa does alright, it actually gets a lot of PPL including some fairly decent girls over the years stopping to look at it... the funniest is when PPL take photos of it (which is also surprisingly pretty common) as I am walking up to it and then get on it to ride. Srs question, does the helmet match? I have OCD and have to have my helmet match my bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, strider said: Srs question, does the helmet match? I have OCD and have to have my helmet match my bike No, neither of the helmets I own match... the one I use is Bronze with a White Stripe and my older one that my GF uses these days is White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 18 minutes ago, strider said: Srs question, does the helmet match? I have OCD and have to have my helmet match my bike What bike do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, n i k o said: What bike do you have? r6 in black... needless to say I have a black helmet (matte black Shoei with a very illegal chrome visor) You ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, strider said: r6 in black... needless to say I have a black helmet (matte black Shoei with a very illegal chrome visor) You ride? Nice bike 👍 I don't have a bike at this stage but I've got my full license, looking at getting one in the near future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strider Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 14 minutes ago, n i k o said: Nice bike 👍 I don't have a bike at this stage but I've got my full license, looking at getting one in the near future. Buy during winter,save a few hundred bucks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted February 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 I love the story that apparently over in California, a bushfire started, similar to here in summer. In the wake of the fire, the surveyors were out assessing the damage and found a burnt body in a tree, fully clad in scuba diving gear. As we have, they also have the big water bombing helicopters a la Elvis over there, and when they were taking in water from one of their lakes/dams, had sucked this poor bastard up into the water tank and dropped him on to the fire. Probably fake, but it’s a good story. I’ve always wondered whether he would have drowned, burnt to death or died from the fall… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovan Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 20 minutes ago, bt50 said: I love the story that apparently over in California, a bushfire started, similar to here in summer. In the wake of the fire, the surveyors were out assessing the damage and found a burnt body in a tree, fully clad in scuba diving gear. As we have, they also have the big water bombing helicopters a la Elvis over there, and when they were taking in water from one of their lakes/dams, had sucked this poor bastard up into the water tank and dropped him on to the fire. Probably fake, but it’s a good story. I’ve always wondered whether he would have drowned, burnt to death or died from the fall… Watch Magnolia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimey Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Heard that the bathrooms adjacent to the highest limit areas of crown casino have secret passageways attached which lead to a functioning mortuary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepdog Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 5 hours ago, strider said: r6 in black... needless to say I have a black helmet (matte black Shoei with a very illegal chrome visor) You ride? Yeah I ride heaps too. I ride ya mum Strides. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted February 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Grimey said: Heard that the bathrooms adjacent to the highest limit areas of crown casino have secret passageways attached which lead to a functioning mortuary Wtf? As in a morgue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) 6 hours ago, bt50 said: I love the story that apparently over in California, a bushfire started, similar to here in summer. In the wake of the fire, the surveyors were out assessing the damage and found a burnt body in a tree, fully clad in scuba diving gear. As we have, they also have the big water bombing helicopters a la Elvis over there, and when they were taking in water from one of their lakes/dams, had sucked this poor bastard up into the water tank and dropped him on to the fire. Probably fake, but it’s a good story. I’ve always wondered whether he would have drowned, burnt to death or died from the fall… I think that was an episode of CSI or some shit like that. Edit: http://csi.wikia.com/wiki/Scuba_Doobie-Doo Edited February 5, 2016 by malloy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimey Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 1 hour ago, bt50 said: Wtf? As in a morgue? That's how the legend goes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 16 hours ago, Grimey said: That's how the legend goes... Crown have denied it. Not that it means much. The version I heard was that it was in the basement. Also there are 'secret' passageways everywhere in crown. When ever there is a commotion you will see security pouring out from a door that looked like a wall just moments before. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartFc Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 On 2 February 2016 at 10:28 PM, n i k o said: Urban legend: All signings by the club are made at 10am on Thursday's One day I will reveal my sauces... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 On 2/6/2016 at 5:40 PM, malloy said: Crown have denied it. Not that it means much. The version I heard was that it was in the basement. Also there are 'secret' passageways everywhere in crown. When ever there is a commotion you will see security pouring out from a door that looked like a wall just moments before. I actually can confirm that there is a Morgue from a long time employer at the place... and funny enough the source is actually Greek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 What would this morgue be used for? Heavy handed crown security, gambling cheats, etc...?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, n i k o said: What would this morgue be used for? Heavy handed crown security, gambling cheats, etc...?? The same reason a lot of Massive Hotels, Shopping Centres and Cruise Ships have them... because a lot of PPL are on site and some of them end up dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n i k o Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 1 minute ago, cadete said: The same reason a lot of Massive Hotels, Shopping Centres and Cruise Ships have them... because a lot of PPL are on site and some of them end up dying. Yeah your probably right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimey Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 On 7/2/2016 at 2:21 PM, cadete said: The same reason a lot of Massive Hotels, Shopping Centres and Cruise Ships have them... because a lot of PPL are on site and some of them end up dying. I always associated it with suicide,but put that way Crown is a very big place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Because they off themselves in the casino toilets and the premises needs to be cleaned up quickly, thus the body is transferred there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted February 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Legend has it that there was a bloke walking down the main street in Kuta back in 2002. When the bomb went off at the Sari Club, he was blown right out of his thongs. Amazingly, the bomb on the opposite side of the road went off seconds later and blew him straight back into his thongs and he kept on walking. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 10/10 Thread BT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 8 hours ago, Jimmy said: 10/10 Life BT Keep doing what you're doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted February 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 9 minutes ago, thisphantomfortress said: Keep doing what you're doing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 BT is a cunt, almost as bad as malloy. Fucking country bumpkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bt50 Posted February 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Tesla said: BT is a cunt, almost as bad as malloy. Fucking country bumpkins. Don't put me in his basket. Malloy sold out when he moved to Melbourne. RIP The Real Malloy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisphantomfortress Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, Tesla said: BT is a cunt, almost as bad as malloy. Fucking country bumpkins. He's a cultural oddity to me and my Collingwood fixie lifestyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 4 hours ago, bt50 said: Don't put me in his basket. Malloy sold out when he moved to Melbourne. RIP The Real Malloy. Lol, if you actually saw the 'suburb' I lived in you wouldn't be calling it Melbourne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 4 hours ago, Tesla said: BT is a cunt, almost as bad as malloy. Fucking country bumpkins. You live closer to him than the city... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, cadete said: You live closer to him than the city... I have no idea if you're talking about bt or malloy, and if it's malloy whether you mean his new place or his old place, but the only one of those you would be right about is maybe malloy's new place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 (edited) Just now, Tesla said: I have no idea if you're talking about bt or malloy, and if it's malloy whether you mean his new place or his old place, but the only one of those you would be right about is maybe malloy's new place. Correct. And as far as I am concerned going North past Reservoir is the Country and going West past Williamstown/Tottenham is the country. Edited February 12, 2016 by cadete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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