GreenSeater

Can't see any possible outcome other than Sydney bending us over a table, going in dry and full on raping us with an 18 inch dildo. Expect the wheels to truly come off, 5-1 to Sydney for me.

Fully agree. Bit of a shame about her face though

I'm feeling 0-0 tbh :/ can't wait to get there today though! Proper football weather

I wonder how well it checks your tweets when awarding points. Like is it based on content or just hashtags and mentions? I can imagine getting points for saying "Wow our sky blue overlords are so wonderful and generous to us grateful fans! @MelbourneCity #together #cityzens" but would it also award points just for the mentions regardless of the content? Eg: "Sheik Mansour and his team of oil-lactating scum cronies have poisoned the soul of my beloved club and I want them and their sky-blue shit out. @MelbourneCity #together #cityzens"

Number 12 for Bentleigh looks like he's wearing his dad's shirt

Marinkovic is a machine with the dead ball!

Actually surprised you can hear the commentators talking about souvlakis over the squealing of the handbrake on the Bentleigh bus being parked.

I think everyone will hate Perth if they win tonight.

That awkward moment when Bentleigh Greens get better news coverage than Melbourne City...

Marino to replicate this this week

Perfect human

WE FUCKING WON A GAME GET ROWDY LADS!!!!!!

He's played 4 games for the club and you're calling for his head? I mean come on. And as for ugency I don't think he's here to just collect a paycheck for rocking up, he's a professional footballer he would obviously want to play football. I'm not exactly the most positive poster on this forum but fucking hell some people are going overboard.

Feel bad for Aaron Mooy. Could have won a champions league but instead he's stuck with us.

Brisbane must be looking forward to finally getting some easy points next week! 4-0 Roar. We are fucked.

Aaron Mooy and Damien Duff were the only players up to A League standard on the field for us tonight. And yes that includes Villa but that is down to attitude and fitness. Mooy is a fucking boss and it's going to hurt a lot when he goes on to better things after this season with our lot, and same with Duff retiring next year. The funny thing is, even with all the changes, deep down we all knew this was going to happen didn't we? I mean it would just be weird following a good side. Also fwiw penalty was a dive.

Are you planning to suggest Archie Thompson as Australian marquee as your next post? Jeeeezuz. Mauk is just about the best thing about this club right now, future Socceroo.

If any person in the world has ever deserved Ebola it is Besart Berisha. Dead set cunt.

Well I think we're all pretty angry. But I'm quite a few beers in and very very angry. Let's do this. Redmayne - Not good enough. Simple as that. Hoffman - Not too bad, except for the 5th goal which was disgraceful. Took his goal very well. Weilaert - Just about our best tonight. Scored a peach, actually showed some leadership, blasted Ramsey and a few other cunts for being weak. Kisnorbo - No captain should ever laugh off a derby loss after the game on national tv. Ever. Ever ever. Ramsay - Should NEVER play for us again. 100% serious. Not good enough for this team, and that's saying a lot. Paartalu - Hardly noticed him tonight. Did alright 1st half, but then vanished. Mooy - Ripper 1st half, 2 assists, vanished 2nd half. Murdocca - Not creative enough. As always huge effoet and run, but not enough on the ball. Dugandzic - Shithouse as always. Should be dropped permanently. Duff - Creative and amazing 1st half. 2nd half tried to do it all himself and lost the ball a lot. Villa - Never thought I'd say this, but I will be happy to see him leave. No effort. Scored two goals in two weeks, but is not helping this team in the long term, and is a massive bust. Subs - Not even deserving of individual summaries, all terrible. JVS - Not good enough. Should be out. Disgusted. Fuck this club shits me. So glad CFG have taken over and completely made us the best team in Asia! 0 wins from three games is fucking piss poor. Bunch off fucking cunts need to actually try. Fuck the lot of them. Victory are all cunts. Fuck off City.

Worst decision I have ever made to wait until the dag before to get a ticket, sold out and now I'm gonna have to watch us from home :/ only the 2nd derby I have ever missed. But still so excited!

Sauce?

I think it's pretty clear that Cahill's name was tossed around to try and distract everyone from Villa leaving. Not a chance in hell of being our Australian marquee. It will be Kennedy.

In all seriousness though I think CFG are about to realise just how much of a rabble they've purchased.

Robert "Germano" Koren. I think we need to relax, this has been a shitty 24 hours for us that's for sure, but it's alright! We've already proven that we can't win with a world class striker still in his prime, so why would an almost as classy midfielder make any difference? I'm not worried about Koren being injured because I'm already sure we'll lose anyway. Best solution to all of the problems with Villa, Koren, our 75% useless squad and our hapless manager is to simply drink so much during the game that you can't even read the scoreboard! That's the way we've done it since day 1! That's the Melbourne Heart way!

Hardly a superstar but Adel Taraabt. On the outer at QPR, still young, extremely talented but will probably struggle yo get a spot at another Premier League club. Would probably demand a lot of money but if somebody were to pay it he would be very interesting. Could see it as a chance to relaunch his career.