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Absolutely took the piss tonight. How is this kid not starting???

Well I purchased a membership from there so that's at least 1

Would almost rather Redmayne and that's saying something...

Saw heaps of sky blue caps, actually rate them. Saw what is apparently our new scarf coming out in September. Exact same as last years but sky blue. Looks shocking.

So I'm finally home from that joke of a display. Fuck I forgot just how much this team shits me. Redmayne is just not good enough and tbh Velaphi isn't any better. Hoffman is not good enough. He constantly gives his man too much space and has nothing going forward. Weilaert and Kisnorbo let way too much through too easily. Ramsay is not a fucking left back. He's hardly a winger let alone a defender He's fast but that's about it. Kalmar fiddles around with the ball too much and fucks it up, his goal was good though. Murdocca is too physically small to boss a central midfield, and his passing is poor. Dugandzic acts like he simply doesn't give a fuck and plays half-arsed whenever the ball is near him and decides to try and shoot the ball as far from the goal as possible. Williams hardly got a touch and when he did, refused to shoot. Even Duff was non-existant for most of his time on the pitch. Mooy was a total boss, made the rest of our starting 11 look like shit. Brown hardly touched the thing. Mauk seemed alright in his cameo but wasn't on for long enough. Garrucio was taking the piss when he was on and should be starting ahead of Dugandzic every single week no questions asked. We are simply the same shit as last year with a pretty new shirt. Also Ballarat was too fucking cold and android maps ended up sending me around every single street in Ballarat 5 times and making me end up about 2 kms from the ground meaning I missed out on a Melburnians scarf at the pub. Then on the way home I stopped at maccas which 4 Sydney FC fans decided to also stop at. WHAT A FUCKING SHIT NIGHT I AM SO OVER THIS CLUB!!!! (On an unrelated note I finally bought my membership for this season at the tent before kickoff and am actually just glad to be back.)

Thank fuck for that! Couldn't imagine becoming the wealthiest club in the leafue and having a printed on logo for our jersey

Best place to park for the pub and the match?

So fucking keen for this game, it's been waaaay too long! 3-1 to the Hearts

Ronaldo : I'll just hold it under my chin rather than put it in my mouth. That way it wont look stupid.

I think they could have done a better job on the membership banner ads that are now appearing on every website I visit. Whoever photoshopped Villa's head onto that jersey has clearly not been using photoshop for long enough.

Howay the toon! 1- Chelsea 2- Man United 3- Man City 4- Arsenal 5- Everton 6- Liverpool 18- Hull City 19- Burnley 20- QPR And 8th for Newcastle

"It remains to be seen whether the injury suffered by Engelaar was down to a lack of fitness or bad luck" He wasn't fit so a bone in his leg snapped?

Winning is overrated. Spoken like a true Heart fan!

Engelaar plz

Actually it was St Albans not Springvale.

Wel already bave Super David Williams...

Lol at all the Victory fans saying "who?" on Facebook and twitter. Koren shits bigger names than Berisha

I'm just happy to finally have a number 10 who plays as a number 10

Personally much happier to have Koren than Lampard tbh

I think the timing could also be from Lampard being confirmed to Manchester today. Sort of making up for the news of us not signing him.

The bloke doesn't mind a retweet or 50 does he? 74 tweets and about 6 are actually his...

Well then I guess you're fucked

Fuark can just imagine big Paddy K covered in bandages and blood (mostly somebody else's) lifting up the cup! Would be amazing!

I'd say your best bet is a good internet connection and a live stream from the Fox Sports website

Finding out your ex fucked some dropkick and got knocked up so is now having a kid just out of high school