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Just a small thing I noticed on twitter today. The Heart account tweeted the score of the Europa League final. Soon after that, someone asked them about early renewal for memberships and they didn't bother to respond. Surely memberships are more important and relevant to tweet about than a game that has nothing to do with us. I know whoever is doing the Heart twitter and Facebook is probably really busy, but if that's the case, stop wasting time on irrelevant things and answer the important questions!

G'day all, I am looking to organise another tournament in late June, hopefully we can hold it at a location convenient to everyone and attract as many players and pitches as we can

Where the team train is completely irrelevant. Moving our ground to a certain area will not mean we will be tapping into that area.

It was reported, http://leader.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx sport section Page 31 that Heart are looking at Windy Hill.

Maybe if we move up there, some of our players can sell some on the side, you know, to help us break even Give a new meaning to wheelie bins full of ice.

cranbourne has the highest amount of people in all of victoria who are hooked on ice

The last few weeks has seen the MHFC FB Page clog my News Feed with an avalache of woeful questions - each worse than one before. I assumed some COD Playing/Liverpool Kit wearing nerd had been hired by the club. Was just about to say that, questions like 'who use to wear number 13!' And now there having this caption competition: http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/melbourneheart/news-display/Melbourne-Heart-Caption-Competition/67218 Seriously WTF heart hq?? It's like the repeated beep from the ECG machine in Coronary Care, it lets you know that the patient is still alive

The last few weeks has seen the MHFC FB Page clog my News Feed with an avalache of woeful questions - each worse than one before. I assumed some COD Playing/Liverpool Kit wearing nerd had been hired by the club. Was just about to say that, questions like 'who use to wear number 13!' And now there having this caption competition: http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/melbourneheart/news-display/Melbourne-Heart-Caption-Competition/67218 Seriously WTF heart hq?? Couldn't agree more. Does anyone actually respond to these inane questions? I want real news from the club, not this crap. Don't expect to be privy to negotiations or that sort of thing, but even a 'travelogue' from Aloisi and Foxe would be better than 'Who was the best player against Everton?'

The only thing worse than us signing him, would be us declaring we are very close to signing him and then missing out to another A League Club.

I have no issue with this really, if the facilities are decent I don't see why not. It is not as if we are moving from Aami Park or anything, it is just the training facilities.

It's your money, put in pocket. As much as we all love these videos, Czech Republic isn't in the Balkans haha I knew this would eventually be corrected... ah! It's all the same place anyway!

Rofl I am normally good value at tifo sessions. I still feel bad about that and will repent this year, hahahahaha.

I did this one in jan. and also one at the station.

??? But I thought Macedonian was Greece? Isn't it the same place?

Sign Leo Carle instead, he has a youtube futsal highlights video featuring MC Hammer as the backing track. WIN

I find it amusing that a lot of members on here probably have contributed more on this forum throughout their normal workday than someone at heart hq.

Well you could change your Political Leanings/ Username/ Display Pic for a start. Croatia's ruling party is a member of Socialist International Slovenia's President was a former member of the League of Communists Kosovo's government is centre left Serbia's ruling coalition are all left leaning parties Montenegro's ruling coalition are left leaning Bosnia's government is confusing but appears to be left leaning And most of these parties either in coalition or government are the direct heirs of the Yugoslavian League of Communists and Communist Parties Pretty much leaves Maco as the only conservative Balkan country. Tell me more about how the Balkans aren't left wing Cadete. Good Research Dickhead. But all you asked was what you should do to prove to your mates that you are an Australian-Croat? Please take this little spill of yours to either Somers Street Stadium or the Croatian Catholic Centre in Sunshine this weekend and let us all know how things turned out when you told the locals that "All Croats are Left Wing just like Most of The Balkans Except for Macos."

:clap: All your Balkan economic growth is belong to us

Well you could change your Political Leanings/ Username/ Display Pic for a start. Croatia's ruling party is a member of Socialist International Slovenia's President was a former member of the League of Communists Kosovo's government is centre left Serbia's ruling coalition are all left leaning parties Montenegro's ruling coalition are left leaning Bosnia's government is confusing but appears to be left leaning And most of these parties either in coalition or government are the direct heirs of the Yugoslavian League of Communists and Communist Parties Pretty much leaves Maco as the only conservative Balkan country. Tell me more about how the Balkans aren't left wing Cadete.

u picku materinu is a dead giveaway you'd think.

Can anyone confirm this chojek belongs to the Balkans?

"That's so fooking great" This is stuck in my head. Even when I had a good coffee this morning ffs

Well you could change your Political Leanings/ Username/ Display Pic for a start.

Premier League is decided tomorrow morning. Cracking line-up. Barney vs Phil Taylor van Gerwen vs James Wade van Gerwen in 20 years>Phil Taylor now

200 Czech crowns

roll them in flower to find the wet spot, first, guys

A fantastic example of why its becoming harder and harder to turn photography into a profession.

lol he's cultured because he likes Football? hahaha what a load of shit ***insert irrelevant ethnic jibe here***. The man's a certified muppet. Just seen that edit now. Brilliant.

We already have enough problems, so I really dont want to go to area already used for training/reserve matches by one of the few Professional Sporting Club's in Melbourne much worse of than us: Melbourne Demons FC.

I don't know how these clubs do it. One thing I do know, we don't. (Do it, that is).

VFB Stuttgart

For Cronula Sharks.

Loving the Bradford kit. Newcastle away looks like a training shirt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R11MEoB8TTo

I will actually tie your noose for you, u fucking imbecile And then I'll un-tie it and use the free rope for something else. I know that my cynical jokes would not please a lot of people, might as well hang out more often on the s2m/Deviate dirty joke thread then. ease up If you had many Balkanite mates you'd understand some are sensitive to little things like genocide and an assortment of war crimes. I wonder why? There's a difference between dead baby jokes in a specific thread and going into a thread specifically for the Balkans and posting pics of Mladic. But maybe you are too simple minded to understand that. Probably. Fuckwit

lol

Like the only female his ever pulled...

Still in favour of streamers

Ricardo Gardiner???

Isn't Casey that fat bird who won Australian Idol? Should've forseen heart troubles with her BMI.

class re-edit of a song from a certain movie that we all have surely seen... heard greg wilson giving this fine gentleman (late night tough guy) some air play at his new guernica show and was truely magical, the whole set that is. one night in a disco is deffinately a top one...

Nah...give him and that GWS name zero oxygen. Best thing for us to do is continue turning up in droves at WSW pre season matches etc. On the weekend, the RBB went to a Powerchair (wheelchair football) match in Mt Druitt and sang the house down for the WSW Powerchair team. Basically a group of disabled Wanderers supporters who formed a team. We also donated $1000 to the club so the team could buy jerseys. Yep, that's what us Westie, wog, poofta soccer supporters do instead of following GWS!

Maybe a silent protest on game days and a few message banners saying "ACG OUT". This approach seem to have worked with victory supporters, a few years ago..... I am over going to games and getting the evil eye from ACG security guards, I was at the footy last night, and the security guard who recognised me from AAMI Park, Kicked me out from etihad stadium (threw me into a pole) I did nothing wrong my mate was recording how i was getting treated from when they first approached me, but the security guard took my mates phone off him (with great force) and deleted the footage. This needs to end here, because i have paid to watch heart play and other sporting games, then i cant because an ACG security guard kicks me out... And for what reason? i have still been asking "why am i am being evicted?" and they don't have answer to my question....... That's why I have one of these attached to my keys. Does work brah.

This, except have people printed on it so it looks like we have more people in the stands, thus adding to the atmosphere and general game day experience.