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cadete    6,068

TTDIM: Having an immunity to being hungover

Terrible claim. You're not trying hard enough.

Well we all know his immune to Headaches at least due to his strong volume when conversing...

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Tesla    8,097

Terrible claim. You're not trying hard enough.

I take it you werent there on Friday?

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Braveheart    2,792

I take it you werent there on Friday?

Didnt need to be. If you arent waking up with any semblance of a hangover, Im sorry but you just aren't drinking enough. Simple.

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marteaux    2,109

Didnt need to be. If you arent waking up with any semblance of a hangover, Im sorry but you just aren't drinking enough. Simple.

1+ x100.

When I first started drinking, I nay got hangovers. But these days I'll find myself bed-ridden after a semi big night.

Tesla mate, sorry, but you're just a lightweight fgt.

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cadete    6,068

When I was at School at parties, every now and then some girl (We are talking dregs here) would pretend to be drunk despite barely drinking (Or not at all) so guys would not be afraid to just start hooking up with them.

Perhaps this is what Telsa is doing... and why he does not get hang overs.

His motive is harder to work out.

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bazzatron    1,877

He pretends to be drunk so that girls wont talk to him. The problem is that he doesnt go to the night clubs where the guys will actually take advantage of him.

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Tesla    8,097

I've been waiting for cadete and bazzatron to take advantage of me, I like older men.

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Attila    85

I've been waiting for cadete and bazzatron to take advantage of me, I like older men.

What Tesla thinks he is doing at Euro Trash:

club-dancing.jpg

What Tesla is really doing at Euro Trash:

FatChickPuking.jpg

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Hendo    468

What Tesla thinks he is doing at Euro Trash:

club-dancing.jpg

What Tesla is really doing at Euro Trash:

FatChickPuking.jpg

100 points for the house of huns, bonus 10 points for accuracy.

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Woody    642

What Tesla thinks he is doing at Euro Trash:

club-dancing.jpg

What Tesla is really doing at Euro Trash:

FatChickPuking.jpg

Give the cunt a medal.

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KSK_47    5,475

Just re-programmed the channels on TV. I have never been able to pick it up before now, but I get channel 31 again! Fucking sweet! Now I can enjoy quality programming such as "The Personal Injury Law Show"

Fuck I want to make my own TV show! No idea what it would be, but I know it would be fucking awesome!

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Braveheart    2,792

No idea what it would be, but I know it would be fucking awesome!

The "Bring back the Newcastle Breakers' show... DUH! Thought it would have been obvious.

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KSK_47    5,475

The "Bring back the Newcastle Breakers' show... DUH! Thought it would have been obvious.

I am sure the ratings would be through the roof!

"Welcome back! Next on the show we have Bill Smith, CEO of Blue Ribbon bus company to finally answer the question of why public transport was never made available to patrons of Breakers Stadium, one of the key problems which faced the club and directly contributed to their downfall. Bill, why did your company not run busses to the mosquito infested, swamp ridden suburb of Sandgate so that supporters of this great club could attend matches more regularly?"

"Because the Breakers were terrible and nobody except you gives a shit about them"

"Okay... Well, that about wraps things up for tonight, Next week we ask the question, that bloke that used to sell beer out of the caravan at the top of Rowdie Hill. What was his name again? and take a look back at that memorable five all draw against the Cosmos. Just listen to that crowd! They are loving it!"

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Hendo    468

Harry, remember Daniel Moreira?

Half decent import, shiat all over Maycon.

Esala Masi, gun.

Andy Roberts, gun.

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macri    195

TTDIM: This .gif Sikre showed.

TTDIM: Lisa's body expressions throughout the gif.

qnDyk.gif

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