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No-one is stopping anyone from saying sack Mombaerts, the thread title was updated to reflect the content being discussed and jeffplz couldn't handle not having his glory decided to go against moderators directions. It should be noted by users, that moderators do take a somewhat laissez faire approach to moderating content, however when you actively bait the moderators and go against their directives and decision will will ban you.

R.I.P free speech

Ah Tradition has been restored

There's multiple aspects at play there, many unknown, and to paint it as CFG couldnt be bothered isn't really fair.

Are their secondary sponsors all the builders who'll be constructing houses where their stadium should be?

Read the "interview" with any new signing by any A-League club and it says just about the same thing. I think it's a pre-printed FFA form that they fill in when they sign...a sort of multiple choice thing. Their real reasons for signing are probably along the lines of "I've signed for a shit club that's somewhere I've never heard of, and I did that only because I can't get a gig anywhere else. So I rang (insert name of manager) and said 'unless you offer me a contract I'l send your wife that photo I have of you with that prostitute in (insert name of Asian city)'."

This will go down as a monumental error. This bloke will score 10 plus and have 10 plus assists next season.

Peak A league

No sex since 1955 A crusty old Army Sergeant-Major found himself at an evening gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic and very attractive ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant-Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant-Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action" "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant-Major just continued to stare at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex? "1955, ma'am" "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned her head against his bare chest and gasped, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant-Major glanced at his watch, and said, "I should hope not; it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love military time!)

Jesus Christ. This post was brought to you by Budweiser. $2.50 USD happy hour will do that.

Stick to your guns JW. I agree, most of those plastic pre-season games are utter horseshit and are purely a cash grabbing exercise. If that's your thing, good for you, but you and i aren't the only ones that think they're a waste of time.

wont be dead for to much longer #independent

I am a member of Melbourne City/Heart. They happened to be owned by CFG. I don’t consider myself a member of CFG