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His agent has come out today and said he will score a hattrick against ze Germans. I dont know about that. How do you think he will go?

Hasnt found his finishing touch yet in this tournament, but a guy like Balotelli would love an opportunity like this, semi-finals of the second biggest tournament in the world, all eyes on him, and he has a chance to show how great he is.

I have a feeling he could step up and have a great game. I hope so, because if he does, I'm sure he will tell us about it.

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Will cause some trouble.

Has played a very good tournament; don't care if people say otherwise.

the simple fact is no one else in the Italy squad lead the line like him.

a Di Natale - Cassano front line is too nimble, with no real target - like Balotelli.

even if he doesnt score, he creates, which is just as important.

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Just put $300 on Balo to score at any time. SRS. Come at me bookmakers. I expect to be counting my $1.26k tomorrow morning.

Dnt w0ry, cuz 1f I los YOLO, dat da m0to.

can i have a share of that?

Balotelli is a beast.

if you dont agree, check out his second goal celebration.

fuck with him, i dare you.

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ffs. Sometimes I'm so good I almost surprise myself. Almost.

Successfully manifested this result through manipulation of the laws of quantum physics, by creating a stronger reality than the balo haters, aka "Tesla gonna Tesla".

Shhh no tears, only dreams now.

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ffs. Sometimes I'm so good I almost surprise myself. Almost.

Successfully manifested this result through manipulation of the laws of quantum physics, by creating a stronger reality than the balo haters, aka "Tesla gonna Tesla".

Shhh no tears, only dreams now.


We should substitute you on over those "Psychic Animals" and those aquatic creatures they have in Europe Mr Tesla.

Tesla > Paul the Octopus

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