Tesla Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 (edited) Man needs a whole sub-forum for himself ffs. Post all Mario Balotelli related content in this sub-forum. Edited June 26, 2012 by Tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 http://www.myfootballforum.com/showthread.php?t=41804 My fav - Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 http://www.balotellistories.com/ http://www.quora.com/What-are-some-great-Mario-Balotelli-stories £10,000 in parking fines.Car has been impounded 27 times.£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.The "bib" saga.Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.Went in to Manchester Uni library and tried to pay off all outstanding book fines for everyone.Adopted a stray cat which keeps going in to their training sessions. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB. Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Pretty stupid idea for a sub-forum in all honesty. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 (edited) http://www.myfootbal...ead.php?t=41804 My fav - Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now." Didn't you want me to do this for you as an 'original' idea Tesla? Also the wraps this cunt is getting are beyond belief now. Hope someone caps him onfield and stands over him laughing. Edited June 27, 2012 by Woody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted June 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Pretty stupid idea for a sub-forum in all honesty. Balotelli haters, the exit is that way ----------------> 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FB. Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Not a hater, but a simple thread would have sufficed. Doing shit like this just makes a mockery of the forum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Pretty stupid idea for a sub-forum in all honesty. Balotelli haters, the exit is that way ----------------> I am no hater: Just last week I converted my brothers and my father to the Church of Balotelli. Just a Sub Forum may be a bit too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted June 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Church of Balotelli There is now a Balotelli based religion? Sign me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted June 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Tempted to start banning people against this forum section for racism. We all know thats the only reason anyone could be against it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yelawolf Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 http://www.balotellistories.com/ http://www.quora.com...lotelli-stories pretty sure most of these are made up, he has said it himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Tempted to start banning people against this forum section for racism. We all know thats the only reason anyone could be against it. http://www.goal.com/en-au/news/4037/euro-2012/2012/06/27/3203167/italian-newspaper-reignites-balotelli-race-row?source=breakingnews fuck the haters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baresi Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 http://www.goal.com/...ce=breakingnews fuck the haters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Cannot wait to see him cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/euro2012/article-2151865/Mario-Balotelli-warns-racists-Throw-bananas-Ill-kill--EURO-2012.html be afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tesla Posted June 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Need to figure out a way to get Balotelli to post in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbY-JkdlpvA&feature=g-vrec 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Every minute passing is another minute closer to his ultimate demise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ando Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 You can leave this thread right now, Woody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Roff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Strong timing of forum creation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Strong timing of forum creation. Its no coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Balotelli always delivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 (edited) Source Fox Sports: Quote Having just scored his second goal of the night, Balotelli tore off his Italy jersey and stood motionless as his teammates ran to congratulate him - closely followed by the referee to book him for the gesture. His explanation for the impressive show of tattooed muscle was also typical Balotelli. "If anyone is angry for my celebration, it's because they saw my physique and they're jealous" he said Edited June 29, 2012 by Young Polak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Source Fox Sports: Quote Having just scored his second goal of the night, Balotelli tore off his Italy jersey and stood motionless as his teammates ran to congratulate him - closely followed by the referee to book him for the gesture. His explanation for the impressive show of tattooed muscle was also typical Balotelli. "If anyone is angry for my celebration, it's because they saw my physique and they're jealous" he said hahahaha, knew that was coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Such a boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2167679/Mario-Balotellis-delight-ex-girlfriend-Raffaella-Fico-confirms-hes-father-unborn-baby.html Could expect a mini Balotelli ripping through the midfield by 2032 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Good luck on your child support goals in 2012-2030 mario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Polak Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Doing "The Balotelli" http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/doing-039the-balotelli039/video-e6frf423-1226416159225?sectionvertical=football 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Doing "The Balotelli" http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/doing-039the-balotelli039/video-e6frf423-1226416159225?sectionvertical=football LOL @ Asian genetics compared to African genetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Has a better cut rig tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 (Y) http://www.goal.com/en/news/2466/goalcom-50/2012/08/06/3289876/why-always-me-mario-balotelli-reacts-to-his-controversial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) ..... Edited August 13, 2012 by LR9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 • £10,000 in parking fines. • Car has been impounded 27 times. • £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team. • Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino. • Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager. • Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing. • Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club. • The "bib" saga. • Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week. • Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now." • Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix. • Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards. • Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan. • Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter. • Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee. • He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it. • Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans. • After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been shit this season, am I allowed say shit on TV? • Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich" • Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned. • Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show. • Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs. • Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around." • Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial. • Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it. • Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1. • Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors. • Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester. • Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney. • Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed. • Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track. • Went in to Manchester Uni library and tried to pay off all outstanding book fines for everyone. • Adopted a stray cat which keeps going in to their training sessions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 So he's a cashed up lagging dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 So he's a cashed up lagging dog? legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macri Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 'if you throw a banana at me - i will kill you.' - Mario Balotelli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 I'll stick with jumped up, cashed up lagging dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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