kingawesomeness Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She wears a tiny dress, And when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of JVS. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. [Add yours here] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myki Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She loves a 12 inch dong, So when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of the great Sibon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballism Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Would post the whole thing but the forum is broken and wont let me post it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper A slag she'll always be And when she's shagging Harry She thinks of K-G-B! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper. She loves her anal toy. And when she's shaggin Harry. She thinks of big dRoy. Lol. I tried. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 You don't fuck dRoy, dRoy fucks you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) Sheree Murphy is a slapper Her husband is a fool 'cause when she's shagging Harry Its actually Harry Kool *I kind of stole your idea a bit there dRoy Edited January 22, 2012 by KSK_47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Loved it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballism Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She wears a tiny dress, But when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of JVS. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She loves a 12 inch dong, So when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of the great Sibon. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She likes a little fella, But when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of Alex Terra. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She likes it up the bum, But when she's shagging Harry, It's Fred that makes her cum, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Repeat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) The first four verses of the proper chant are Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She wears a tiny dress, And when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of JVS. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sheree Murphy is a slapper she loves to suck a |)1ck And when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of Dugandzic OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She loves a little fella And When she's Shagging Harry, She thinks of Alex Terra. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sheree Murphy is a slapper She loves it up the bum, And when she's shagging Harry, Its Fred that makes her come any others can be added onto the end rofl this forum sensors the use of "|)ick" but not "cunt" Edited January 22, 2012 by malloy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 unlike dick, cunt isnt a swear word.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 didnt sensor? ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchPride Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 d*ck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 butters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted January 22, 2012 Report Share Posted January 22, 2012 Not sure why forum is being retarded for dick (does works sometimes). Not even how the bad word filter is meant to work, not that there even is a bad word filter on anyway. Looks like the forum has flipped the script on me, it trolling me instead of me trolling it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, Her legs are open wide And when she's shaggin harry She thinks of YARRASIDE ! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She likes to swallow cum And when she's shaggin Harry She thinks of Scotty Munn ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, Of that we'll all agree And when she's shaggin harry She like's to think of ME 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper a dirty filthy Ho And when she's shaggin harry She thinks of GERMANO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, Her legs are open wide And when she's shaggin harry She thinks of YARRASIDE ! Pretty sure this is the best one, and needs to be sung as the last verse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She loves it in the fanny, But when she's out at Chaddy She's really shaggin Shony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper A pomie english tart And when she's shaggin harry she thinks of MELBOURNE HEART ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She's harry's one & only and when she's shaggin harry she thinks of mike marrone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) Sheree Murphy is a slapper She can squirt like a sprinkler And when she's shaggin Harry She thinks of Didulica I was stretching for this one. Not much rhymes with Didulica Edited January 24, 2012 by bazzatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper she looks just like a camel And when she's shaggin harry she thinks of Brendan Hamill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She's married to a DUD And when she's shaggin harry She thinks of Curtis Good ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 ^^ hahaha! Sheree Murphy is a slapper She loves the taste of sperm And when she's shaggin Harry She thinks of Rugter Worm Sheree Murphy is a slapper A saucy looking bitch And when she's shaggin Harry She thinks of Aziz Behich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She loves it up the duff And when she's shagging Harry She thinks of Jason Hoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper which harry can't turn on but when she's shaggin harry she thinks of our Maycon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 So tempted to post this thread to her twitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She really is a hoe And when she's shagging Harry She thinks of Colosimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, Shes the new town bike, And when she's shagging Harry She thinks of Sergio Van Dijk Sign him so we can use it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) Sheree Murphy is a slapper She should really hit the gym And when she's shagging Harry She thinks of Ibrahim Edited January 24, 2012 by sharpy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She loves the anal bead And when she's shaggin Harry She thinks of Paul Reid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She likes to use a toy And when she's old and wrinkly She'll think of our Wayne Srhoj Shree Murphy is a slapper She likes to have some fun And she's shagging Harry It's never Scotty Munn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) Sheree Murphy is a slapper She likes to make a noise And when she's shaggin harry She dreams ov YARRASIDE BOIZ Edited January 24, 2012 by Scouser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She like to make a noise And when she's shaggin harry She dreams ov YARRASIDE BOIZ Shree Murphy is a slapper She wants to come and see The melbourne FC terrace And the famous KGB! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She wants to cum & fuck THE MELBOURNE FC TERRACE And Percival the Duck 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Scouser wins at the internet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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