Joel21 Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Anti Victory chants for the Upcoming derby Melbourne Victory Youre fucking shite Woahhhhhhh Youre fucking shite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZcOp4Ybg4k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 I am not taking credit for either of these. I didnt make them up, but they are great chats that have yet to really be used and personally I think its a real shame. Please learn and bust these out on derby day. You're Not The Only Melbourne (cant remember who came up with this one, sorry) You're not the only Melbourne (clap) NOT the only Melbourne (clap) You're not the only Melbourne any mooooooorrrrrreeeeeeeee (clap x6) (to the tune of We're not gonna take it by Twisted Sister Melbourne I'm In Love (credit to FB for this one) I dont care if Victory's blue Melbourne's red and Heart is too (*originally it said Sydney here but for derby think it should be changed to...) Harry we dont care about you Its Melbourne. I'm in love (to the tune of Friday i'm in love by the Cure) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Sing I'm no Mong, I'm a Heart! Sing I'm no Mong, I'm a Heart! Sing I'm no Mong (Cause that's just Fucken Wrong!) Sing I'm no Mong, I'm a Heart! Your Gypos til you die, Your Gypos til you die, You know you are, You will always be, Gypos til you die! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliMate Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 You're just a shit Carlton FC. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel21 Posted January 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Pretty sure GUIDO made up "youre not the only melbourne" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 joel21 i think what you mean is he suggested/adapted it as the chant itself has been going around for a while. still it's a great one and i wish we did it more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel21 Posted January 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 ye joel21 i think what you mean is he suggested/adapted it as the chant itself has been going around for a while. still it's a great one and i wish we did it more often. yep thats what i meant thanks for clearing it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Pretty sure GUIDO made up "youre not the only melbourne" We've been doing it since derby 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilsonMHFC Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) You're not the only Melbourne would be good if sung well by the whole active area, hopefully everyone picks up on it! Edited January 24, 2012 by WilsonMHFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel21 Posted January 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 We've been doing it since derby 1. Yeah i remember that i also remember that he suggested it on the forum and was then handed out on that chant sheet at the riser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Being that i have been on the pitch for our home derbys i often don't hear chants unless everyone is getting into it. Didn't realise we had been doing not the only Melbourne. In that case keep it up! Love that one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sung against the visitors: It was a long, long time ago but I can still remember how the first derby made me smile, I knew if we took our chance then in the terrace we would dance and maybe we'd be happy for a while, Alex Terra made me shiver with every strike he delivered, Bad news for Victory fans, We've got an Argentine, I can't remember If I cried when I laughed at that navy blue side, A roar came from the Yarraside the day we beat the scum. I started sigin' Cry, Cry into your meat pie, Drove all the way to AAMI and the scoreline don't lie, Those red and white boys will drink whiskey in rye, singing Melbourne Victory are shite, Melbourne Victory are shite. Cry, Cry into your meat pie, Drove all the way to AAMI and the scoreline don't lie, Those red and white boys will drink whiskey in rye, singing Melbourne Victory are shite, Melbourne Victory are shite. Obviously to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean: (I don't know how to put the video in the post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 To the tune of “Lord Of The Dance”... Choke, Choke where ever you may be, for you are the Melbourne Victory. As when there’s a lead to the Blue and White, every time it will turn to Shite! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakz7 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 To the tune of “Lord Of The Dance”... Choke, Choke where ever you may be, for you are the Melbourne Victory. As when there’s a lead to the Blue and White, every time it will turn to Shite! +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilsonMHFC Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Sung against the visitors: It was a long, long time ago but I can still remember how the first derby made me smile, I knew if we took our chance then in the terrace we would dance and maybe we'd be happy for a while, Alex Terra made me shiver with every strike he delivered, Bad news for Victory fans, We've got an Argentine, I can't remember If I cried when I laughed at that navy blue side, A roar came from the Yarraside the day we beat the scum. I started sigin' Cry, Cry into your meat pie, Drove all the way to AAMI and the scoreline don't lie, Those red and white boys will drink whiskey in rye, singing Melbourne Victory are shite, Melbourne Victory are shite. Cry, Cry into your meat pie, Drove all the way to AAMI and the scoreline don't lie, Those red and white boys will drink whiskey in rye, singing Melbourne Victory are shite, Melbourne Victory are shite. Obviously to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean: (I don't know how to put the video in the post) Are u fkn serious? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomby Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 To the tune of “Lord Of The Dance”... Choke, Choke where ever you may be, for you are the Melbourne Victory. As when there’s a lead to the Blue and White, every time it will turn to Shite! Must do, love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Are u fkn serious? obvs i'm trolling mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchPride Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Are u fkn serious? HAHAHAHA GOLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olerhead Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 obvs i'm trolling mate. I'm going to sing it anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballism Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 This one: Title: Her-nan-dez Tune: - Abba He was waddling on the pitch that night In blue and white Her-nan-dez There was no food left for you and me He ate for three Her-nan-dez (Repeat both verses) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batch94 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 love it mate, sounds good with alot of people chanting it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 VIZI-TAR-DS CAN SUCK MY DIK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain82 Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 need to get this out of my head, let me know what you's think... YOUR WOMENS TEAM.... YOUR WOMENS TEAM ARE BETTER THAN YOU.. ARE BETTER THAN YOU YOUR WOMENS TEAM ARE BETTER THAN YOU.... THEY HAVE SKILLZ, TITS AND FANNY.... YOUR WOMENS TEAM ARE BETTER THAN YOU THEY HAVE SKILLZ, TITS AND FANNY.... brainstorm this, if someone thinks of something better please post as i reckon it is a bit vulgar for some ppl to chant Van't Ships' Red n White Army...WE HATE VICTORY... thoughts please... and lastly...I reckon always look on the bright side of life should be rolled out for next week... if you don't know that song youtube it, its a classic and appropriate for the mongs as they are the biggest shower of shite period and i feel like winding the fuckers up HA. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC7ULTRA Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 got 1 for harry harry kewell harry kewell you wife blew me and swallowed too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seannist047 Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Simple yet works... "THIS CITY IS OURS, THIS CITY IS OOUURRRSSS, FUCK OFF VICTORY, THIS CITY IS OURS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Oh gee that is a poor effort... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchPride Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 They sung that against us...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel21 Posted August 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Bump With the upcoming derby we really need some better anti victory chants at least some with originality Thought of this I'd rather be *from tassie* than a flog ohh I'd rather be *from tassie* than a flog I'd rather be *from tassie* rather be *from tassie* rather be *from tassie* than a flog!! ohhhhhh I'd rather be *an inbred* than a flog yehhh I'd rather be *an inbred* than a flog I'd rather be *an inbred* rather be *an inbred* rather be *an inbred* than a flog!! Then proceed with other insults The *.....* indicates the insult maybe someone else can come up with a better filling Tune is 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puzzles Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 yeees very nice, i think we should use this for the upcoming derby for sure! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel21 Posted August 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 its better than we hate victory x100 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 SAY WE HATE VICT OR EE SAY WE HATE VICT OR EE 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain82 Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 blue an white shite, blue an white shite HELLO HELLO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALZALOL Posted August 24, 2012 Report Share Posted August 24, 2012 blue an white shite, blue an white shite HELLO HELLO YES! (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazzaverx Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 Suggested this one in my own topic but for those who haven't seen it, To the tune of land of hope and glory More passion than victory More fight than the roar More magic than Sydney Melbourne, you top them all!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 Myki has just delivered a derby day epic. That's gold. Cannot wait to chant it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofmelbourne12 Posted August 25, 2012 Report Share Posted August 25, 2012 only if we win: melbourne melbourne melbourne melbourne heart has won the derby and the scum over there, has won fuck all again melbourne heart has won the derby, 2,3,4 (repeat) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macri Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) the rebuttal to the 'the city, the yarra, we're melbourne all the way, ale, ale,' chant: 'this city, is ours, we're melbourne all the way! you're ____, you're ____' fill in the blanks if you wish - ive never really been a lyrical composer but thought i'd oughta contribute as i havent done for a while. Edited August 26, 2012 by macrrii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofmelbourne12 Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 any thoughts? Chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim cheiroo, we hate those bastards in fucking dark blue (repeat) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK_47 Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 For games at Etihad Oh AAMI park (oh aami park) Is better than this (is better than this) Oh AAMI park (oh aami park) Is better than this (is better than this) Oh AAMI park is better than this Its goal posts float because its magic Oh AAMI park is better than this! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballism Posted September 19, 2012 Report Share Posted September 19, 2012 Its goal posts float because its magic Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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