Scouser Posted September 20, 2012 Report Share Posted September 20, 2012 Oh AAMI park (oh aami park) Is better than this (is better than this) Oh AAMI park is better than this Its goal posts float because its magic Oh AAMI park is better than this! Oh AAMI park (oh aami park) Is better than this (is better than this) Oh AAMI park is better than this Coz its the home where the HEART is Oh AAMI park is better than this Oh AAMI park (oh aami park) Is better than this (is better than this) Oh AAMI park is better than this Coz it's a proppa football stadium Oh AAMI park is better than this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myki Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Could have a bit of throw back... but could be good for our home game at aami The city is yours, The city is yooooooooooooooours, You're visitors in your home, Go fuck off back to the dome! repeat X 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_YFk4b6yeX4 To the above tune ^ YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER YOUR UNCLE IS YOUR BROTHER YOU ALL FUCK ONE & OTHER VICTORY TASSIE FAMILY DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap) DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap) DUH DUH DUH DUH , DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap) (Repeat X1000) Edited September 30, 2012 by Scouser 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_YFk4b6yeX4 To the above tune ^ YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER YOUR UNCLE IS YOUR BROTHER YOU ALL FUCK ONE & OTHER VICTORY TASSIE FAMILY DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap) DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap) DUH DUH DUH DUH , DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH (clap clap) (Repeat X1000) As the KP Terrace sings for the other Tassie Family: Hawks FC. :D And congrats to them on their gallant efforts on Saturday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imonyarraside Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Just expanded a few verses on my old high school's rowing song about our rivals. To the tune of "Melbourne Heart you are our side..." I wanna be a tard footballer get high, get drunk be a brawler go back home to have a drink but first I'll go to centrelink steal a car be back by four shit, the cops are at the door get arrested, go to jail but cant see dad coz he's on bail sad to say i've got no hope but shit i love to drop the soap VIC-TOR-RY ARE TARRRRRDS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 "He plays on the left He plays on the right That boy Behich Makes Victory shite" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALZALOL Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 We are the Melbourne boys (Clap, Clap) That wear the Red and White (Clap, Clap) We're off to see the heart, fuck up the taaards (Clap, Clap) We love the Yarra, that's where the_____________ (Clap, Clap) *Not sure here* For then those evil eyes they have no place in yarrasideee graffiti on the wall just as the sun was going down i see graffiti on the wall - of the 'arts! of the 'arts! graffiti on the wall it says we're magic we're magic graffiti on the wall............................. it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards Even though this is a Celtic/Green brigade song I prefer this x99999999999 over We hate victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 We are the Melbourne boys (Clap, Clap) That wear the Red and White (Clap, Clap) We're off to see the heart, fuck up the taaards (Clap, Clap) We love the Yarra, that's where the_____________ (Clap, Clap) *Not sure here* For then those evil eyes they have no place in yarrasideee graffiti on the wall just as the sun was going down i see graffiti on the wall - of the 'arts! of the 'arts! graffiti on the wall it says we're magic we're magic graffiti on the wall............................. it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards it says oh ah fuck the tards, say ooh ah fuck the tards Even though this is a Celtic/Green brigade song I prefer this x99999999999 over We hate victory. As probably the biggest Celtic supporter on here - I say NO FUCKEN WAY. :droy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 addams family one is great. not a fan of the adaptation of celtic symphony, some songs are better left the way they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAiDaN66 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Addams family song is definitely something to bring to the derby. Also love 'we're not gonna take it' chant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAiDaN66 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 If you hate the melbourne victory clap your hands (clap clap) If you hate the melbourne victory clap your hands (clap clap) if you hate and you know it and you really wanna show it if you hate the melbourne victory clap your hands (clap clap) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel21 Posted December 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 sing i'm no mong i'm a heart! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTP Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 SINGING IM NO MONG IM A HEARTTTTTT SINGING IM NO MONG IM A HEARTTTTTT SINGING IM NO MONG CAUSE THATS JUST FUCKING WRONG IM NO MONG IM A HEART 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artu Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 1:25 - 1:36 LA DI DI, LA DI DA Your'e in the home of melbourne heart, so sit down, shut ur mouth and keep it down. (repeat) OR: LA DI DI, LA DI DA Your'e in the home of melbourne heart, wh'ever you are, just sit down and shut ur mouth. (repeat) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hazzaverx Posted December 17, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Bit of a joke chant.. We like that end green, We like that end green! Go back to your dome We like that end green! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Bit of a joke chant.. We like that end green, We like that end green! Go back to your dome We like that end green! I actually love it. plz do this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazzaverx Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Bit of a joke chant.. We like that end green, We like that end green! Go back to your dome We like that end green! I actually love it. plz do this. If you hear a random singing it.. It's me.. Please join in haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofmelbourne12 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 My father said to me one day is it red or blue for you? And if it's blue you're out the door and I won't see you no more And then when one Saturday afternoon he took me to yarraside He said my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride You see the scum you never run, you stand and fight your ground And when you've won on derby day, you're sure to hear this sound Hark now hear the heart will sing, victory run away And we will fight forever more, because of derby day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 (edited) WE HATE VIC TOR REE SAY WE HATE VIC TOR REE WE HATE VIC TOR REE SAY WE HATE VIC TOR REE WE HATE VIC TOR REE SAY WE HATE VIC TOR REE WE HATE VIC TOR REE SAY WE HATE VIC TOR REE Edited December 19, 2012 by cadete 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F95 Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 If you hate the melbourne victory clap your hands (clap clap) If you hate the melbourne victory clap your hands (clap clap) if you hate and you know it and you really wanna show it if you hate the melbourne victory clap your hands (clap clap) If you all hate Melbourne Victory (hands go in air) All hate Melbourne Victory (hands stay in air) All hate Melbourne Victory clap your hands (clap clap etc) Optionally followed up by If you really fucking hate them (hands go in air) Really fucking hate them (hands stay in air) Really fucking hate them clap your hands (clap clap etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F95 Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 I can't say that anybody actually knows what a wanker's hat might look like, but I have seen this carried off to good effect in the UK Archie is a wanker He wears a wankers hat He plays for Melbourne Victory and he is a fucking twat He misses with his left foot He misses with his right And when he plays for Victory He is a load of shite Ohhhhh.... (repeat) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchPride Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Fuck Off Heart, this city is ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedukeofhearts Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 (edited) It's a bit cheesy and more of a last 5 mins celebration song to take the piss, but it got a few chuckles when I did it to Glory fans the other week. You can put any team or nickname in there. Melbourne Melbourne We are having so much fun Watching you beat Victory Scum HA HA HA HA HA HEY !! Repeat To Moscow moscow chorus (maybe leave out the funky dance moves, but if that's your style go for it Edited December 19, 2012 by thedukeofhearts 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artu Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Amen to that one cadete La di di, and la di da. Ur in the home of Melbourne heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddersss Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Bit of a joke chant.. We like that end green, We like that end green! Go back to your dome We like that end green! Love it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerhead Posted December 22, 2012 Report Share Posted December 22, 2012 (edited) Bit of a joke chant.. We like that end green, We like that end green! Go back to your dome We like that end green! Love it. Up there with the posh tubs song! Edited December 22, 2012 by Hammerhead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFCROB24 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 We are red! We are White We are Melbourne till we die With a nic nack paddy wack give a dog a bone F*** off Victory to the Dome. first crack at a chant, Worth a crack. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchPride Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Fuck Off Heart, this city is ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFCROB24 Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 Well they always do the "fuck off heart this city is ours" Why not give them "This stadiums yours ... This stadiums yours!! FUCK THIS SHITHOLE..The stadiums yours" To the same tune in etihad derbys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazzaverx Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 To Archie thomson You're not Australian, and you're not Australian! x100 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melburnian Posted January 6, 2013 Report Share Posted January 6, 2013 At the next derby: I wanna go home. I wanna go hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome. Etihad is a shithole. I wanna go home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHFCROB24 Posted January 7, 2013 Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 At the next derby: I wanna go home. I wanna go hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome. Etihad is a shithole. I wanna go home. Work's well!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchPride Posted January 7, 2013 Report Share Posted January 7, 2013 Done before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimey Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Swap out Neville for Muscat? Muscat, Muscat You're a cunt You're a cunt And you'll aaaalways be a cunt You'll aaaaaaaaaaalways be a cunt Or do we already do something similar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Or do we already do something similar? Yeah, mate. Not a every day chant but it gets used pretty regularly on the fly depending on the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Super Melbourne fragilistic expialidocious Victory are atrocious. X100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadete Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Singing I'm No Mong - I'm a Heart Singing I'm No Mong - I'm a Heart Singing I'm No Mong - Cos that's just Fucken Wrong! Singing I'm No Mong - I'm a Heart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belaguttman Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 From 'Shit Ground, No Fans' adapted from an anti Millwall chant by Crystal Palace fans (just for the dark Lord) Victory, you are Victory No one hates you, no one cares (to 'Sailing') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 'Emily, Emily, If she don't cum ill tickle her bum, With a right cross from Archieee' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corn Bread Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Not sure if it's been done or suggested before but it basic Na na na na na na na na na naaa Archie your cunt Archie your a cuuuuuuunt x 5 And you can easily replace Archie with Marco or really anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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