Ignore stats and simply look at personality alone. My theory of only bringing in cunt foreign players has shown to be true.
Nice guys absolutely fucking suck coz they miss their grandmas, while those with bad attitudes, mullets, domestic violence rap sheets and drinking problems kick arse and take names. 3 most important stats we should look at are: total number of career red cards, total number of tunnel fights and of course most importantly, total number of relationships with strippers.