bazzatron Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She wants to cum & fuck THE MELBOURNE FC TERRACE And Percival the Duck Hahahaha, Scouser are you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 I wish , I am at werk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willo Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy's a slapper She loves to fanny fart And when she's shagging Harry She thinks of Melbourne Heart !! Might be worth noting for people that this chant's to the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingawesomeness Posted January 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She loves to drink the jizz, And when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of our Aziz. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She could fit four inside, And when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of Yarraside. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She'll suck and slurp and blow, And when she's shagging Harry, She's thinking of Willo. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, Her tits are fucking mint, And when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of our man Clint. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She'll fuck you til you die, And when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of Seb Mattei. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She's pretty fucking old, And when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of Josh Groenewald. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She likes to take a bar, And when she's shagging Harry, She thinks of Nick Kalmar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myki Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, And she's such an angry mole, That when she's in bed with Harry, Her strap-on dominates his arsehole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myki Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 myki shagged my sister ffs. Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She's got several STDs, Didn't catch it shagging Harry, It was Hendo's dick that made her bleed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 myki joins scouser as leaders of today's internet. bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She comes from Emmerdale, But when shes shaggin Harry Her love life is a fail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, She's got several STDs, Didn't catch it shagging Harry, It was Hendo's dick that made her bleed. Eugh, you gotta love that staph ridden, deceptively large Japanese cock.. Sheree Murphy is a slapper She'll fuck anything that breathes And when she's shagging Harry She thinks of The Imp's Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braveheart Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Eugh, you gotta love that staph ridden, deceptively large Japanese cock.. You seem to know its proportions and health status too well. I call paedophilia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerhead Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper! Her acting career is done! And when she's shagging Harry! She thinks of Scotty Munn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper That no wants to see And when she's shagging Hendo She's checking for Herpes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper That no wants to see And when she's shagging Hendo She's checking for Herpes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She likes to turn it on And when's watching Neighbours She thinks of Bazzatron! OHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willo Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy's a slapper She loves to strap one on And when she's shagging Harry She thinks of Clint Bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theresonlyonebzamora Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 i hope this thread gets to at least 50 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willo Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Shere Murphy's a slapper She loves to swallow cum But she hates shagging Harry Cos he takes it up the bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willo Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy's a slapper She can go for hours And after shagging Harry She loves golden showers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willo Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy's a slapper A dirty Pommy whore And after shagging Yarraside She begs the Heart for more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper Shes desperate for the knob And when shes shagging Harry She'll do it on the glob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She's a fucking big fatty Instead of shagging Harry She'll join Carlos at KFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deviant Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) Sheree Murphy is a slapperShe's loves a big woodWhen she's shagging HarryShe thinks of Curtis Good Edited July 3, 2013 by Deviate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myki Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, And Harry thinks she's fine, But what that Harry cunt don't know, Is that his kids are really mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, who likes fucking in a car And when she's shaggin harry she thinks of Nick Kalmar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myki Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper, But she's always wanting more. And that's because Harry my friend, You can't fucking score! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper she love's it up the date And when she's shaggin harry she thinks of my best mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She loves cock real bad And when she's shagging Harry She thinks of her dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myki Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Ohhhhh.... Sheree Murphy is a pommy lass Who loves a bit of pud, but when she's in bed with Harry, She thinks of rutger up her mout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myki Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is slapper, Harry is her brother, And that is why their Horda kids, Are conjoined to one another. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephaniexo Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) Sheree Murphy is a slapper! She think's her life is mint. But when she's shagging Harry. She'd rather it be Clint! Sheree Murphy is a slapper! And something must be said, That if I saw her & Harry, I'd shoot the fuckers dead. Edited January 25, 2012 by stephaniexo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 This stephaniexo bird, i like her style! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper she like's to do it gentley but when she's shaggin harry she like's to think of BENTLEY ! (woof woof) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephaniexo Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 This stephaniexo bird, i like her style! Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 I think he has a cheerleader fetish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephaniexo Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 I think he has a cheerleader fetish So do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper she like's to scream & moan but when she's shaggin harry she thinks of BENTLEY's Bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomby Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 All of these are amazing, laughed at practically every one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Sheree Murphy is a slapper She's got a little set And when shes shaggin Harry It ends up on the net! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 www.myblokesgotashitshot.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olerhead Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Nothing I enjoy more than sharing these with the casual Victory supporter I sit next to at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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