Tesla Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 1. A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food per day. 2. A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius. 3. A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge without having to read them. 4. An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), however, it cannot be used on anyone that you love. 5. A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day. 6. A bell that when rang fixes any one object at a time, excluding living things, within a minute. 7. A chocolate bar, with twelve pieces, that makes anyone who eats a single piece invincible and youthful until the age of 160. 8. A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second. 9. A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert. 10. An immortal dog that poops out one gold coin every time it goes to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Selfish answer = 9 Humanitarian answer = 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchPride Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 8 or 3. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 3. You'd could become so intelligent that you could invent the other 9! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomby Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 8 for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 8, Perth Away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballism Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 7 probably, but only if I can't get damaged/hurt. Would suck to get cut up into little pieces or something and have to live for 160 years. Depends how "youthful" I would be too. 160 years of puberty would suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingawesomeness Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 3, but primarily because it would make work about 10000% less stressful and (as a bonus side effect) I could probably end up doing a lot of good with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 All of the above 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dRoy Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 I didnt read it properly. So I'll say 5. Then I can go back in time and choose another one. That would be 10. I don't like chocolate much. But I like dawgs. Can I choose which type of dog it would be? I don't want it to be a shtupid little yappy dawg if it's immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD. Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 8, Imagine the money you could save and how convient that would be. Wouldn't want 7 even it was offered to me tbh, whats the fun in life if you become invincible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salzy Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 8. But 10 is pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Definitely 3 or 8, can't decide for sure but think I'd have to take 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 # 3 for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LR9 Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Go on, whats the psycology behind it...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libero Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 #3 Reason: It would help with my reading of To Kill A Mockingbird in English! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannon Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 If a wild wizard approached me I'd catch it with my poke' ball 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Tesla would choose #1 because he'd need to consume 1000kg of protein after fasting for a week! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malloy Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 surely number 3 and 9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 1. A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food per day. 2. A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius. 3. A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge without having to read them. 4. An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), however, it cannot be used on anyone that you love. 5. A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day. 6. A bell that when rang fixes any one object at a time, excluding living things, within a minute. 7. A chocolate bar, with twelve pieces, that makes anyone who eats a single piece invincible and youthful until the age of 160. 8. A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second. 9. A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert. 10. An immortal dog that poops out one gold coin every time it goes to the bathroom. 1. I like making my own food. 2. I like my weather variety. 3. That would be boring, I enjoy reading books and novels. 4. Already wildly attractive. 5. Living the in the past is pretty gay and emo. 6. I can fix shit myself, don't need some poofter bell. 7. I don't want to fucking live for that long. 8. That would just kill the fun out of travelling, boring. 9. I like myself too much. 10. Wouldn't enjoy sifting through a shit looking for a coin, I'm not Jewish. What a fucking load of rubbish. Fuck the wizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tachycardia Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 1. I like making my own food. 2. I like my weather variety. 3. That would be boring, I enjoy reading books and novels. 4. Already wildly attractive. 5. Living the in the past is pretty gay and emo. 6. I can fix shit myself, don't need some poofter bell. 7. I don't want to fucking live for that long. 8. That would just kill the fun out of travelling, boring. 9. I like myself too much. 10. Wouldn't enjoy sifting through a shit looking for a coin, I'm not Jewish. What a fucking load of rubbish. Fuck the wizard. The young one is wise. Most have terrible side effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted March 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Go on, whats the psycology behind it...? Nothing. Its just interesting to see what people come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballism Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 1. I like making my own food. 2. I like my weather variety. 3. That would be boring, I enjoy reading books and novels. 4. Already wildly attractive. 5. Living the in the past is pretty gay and emo. 6. I can fix shit myself, don't need some poofter bell. 7. I don't want to fucking live for that long. 8. That would just kill the fun out of travelling, boring. 9. I like myself too much. 10. Wouldn't enjoy sifting through a shit looking for a coin, I'm not Jewish. What a fucking load of rubbish. Fuck the wizard. 1. Just you because you have a pot which produces food doesn't mean you can't still prepare your own meals. I thought someone who frequently goes to Lentil as Anything for meals would enjoy free food though. Also you could sell the food and become rich. 2. I agree this one is stupid. What is perfect weather anyway? 3. You could simply take the necklace off to enjoy a novel. 4. That is your opinion and I doubt there is anyone in the world that is considered attractive by every member of the opposite sex in the world. Could be used to gain power or sold for billions. 5. Could be sold for billions. 6. Could sell. 7. Each piece could be sold for billions. 8. You can still travel the normal way if you enjoy it, you wouldn't be forced to use the van. 9. Fair enough, could be used once to change into a president etc. for power and/or money then change back though. 10. I don't think the dog has regular poo as well as the coin. You would rather fuck the wizard? Fag. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzatron Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 EMU-Whoa Wo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hendo Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Emu, go fuck your filipino internet girlfriend you faggot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballism Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Brilliant response, intelligent, factual and not a contradiction. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannon Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Brilliant response, intelligent, factual and not a contradiction. could sell that for billions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Brilliant response, intelligent, factual and not a contradiction. I don't fuck around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scouser Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Then how did ya get the staph 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macri Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 either of the following two, but probably 7 - 7 - so myself, my mother, and my father can live together for much longer than we shall and enjoy many more fun times. 3 - so I can become insanely smart and have a great job and get loads and loads of clobber heheh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macri Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 (edited) 8, Imagine the money you could save and how convient that would be. Wouldn't want 7 even it was offered to me tbh, whats the fun in life if you become invincible? not invincible mate - note: 160. Edited March 27, 2012 by macrrii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marteaux Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 7. Immortal KGB. You know you'd love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butty Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butty Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 I would be Akala's hero. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchPride Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Rofl..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthheart Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 1. Produce bulk of something that is expensive and in high demand. Then in the off week feed some starving africans. Would be rich and be loved for your humanitarian work = bulk bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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