strider

My neighbour has an airplane parked in his driveway not sure why, but I'll get him to help me out otherwise I'm calling the council

I don't what it is, That makes me feel like this, I don't know who you are, But you must be some kind of supercunt, Cause you got all eyes on you trying to change the Heart edit: OK I'm done lol sorry not sorry

Oops you did it again, You played with the Heart, the red and white Heart Oh City, City, Oops you think we'll go blue, But Melbourne's red and white, We are the Yarraside

Say it ain't so, we are not blue, Melbourne is red, Yarraside too Na na...

We've fallen even more in love with red, not lettin' go of all we've held on to We're Melbourne Heart until you make us blue, We're hanging by a moment here with you

Turning blue, Ain't nothin' but a heartache Turning blue, Ain't nothin' but a mistake, Turning blue, I never wanna hear you say that Melbourne heart's blue

I'm red yabadee-yabadie, if I was blue I would die, If i was blue I would die

Hmmm. Should I: Be Impressed with your commitment? Be freaked out by the threat of self mutilation to an event you have no influence over? Be asking for a youtube post? Not going to go to the same extreme myself. Would be a little disappointed, though. Might sigh whilst knocking the top off a frosty. Not srs. Will be pretty damn sad though.

Hypothetically speaking (most likely), what will be our reaction if colours, name and badge all change prior to the start of next season? By our reaction I'm referring to the regular active support. Will we not attend games? Silent protests? Etc?

Streaming all day every day

Sign Ben Gooch for 10 years

He did well VS Roar IMO. Got a touch on the first goal (which was mostly Wielaert's fault IMO for being the only one playing him onside). Second goal, well, again IMO bad defending. We had 6 back against 2... not sure how they let Enriq have a hit. Look forward to more from him as he develops into a first team keeper. My 2 cents

What? Is Kisnorbo retiring?

Can we now look at signing a proven striker? DROGBA

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

If Kisnorbo isn't resigned I will chop my balls off

Finished a Psychology bachelors last year and currently work in Marketing and Research for a UK based firm who has some big name clients in the retail industry. Could always go back and finish an Honours / Masters but no thanks.

Not biased at all but Kisnorbo can play until he's 50... just sayin

LONG LIVE JVS Source please? Heart facebook and: http://www.footballaustralia.com.au/melbourneheart/news-display/John-vant-Schip-Reappointed-Head-Coach/88512

LONG LIVE JVS

What's the pay like?

"Luke says he went for a quick pint at the Tokyo Project" Hahaha, must have been one hell of a pint

Lmfao those fuckin protesters bunch of hipster cunts with half shaved heads breathing our air fuckin' left wing nutjobs and butch-ass lesbians with half shaved heads and blue hair fuck off you testosterone-infused humans with a vagina

bump we need more poznan notsrs but bump

Duga pissed me off today. Completely useless. I love Willo but he was fuckin shit. For God's sake Ramsey stop doing step overs and just pass the fuckin ball. Can NOT wait for a new forward line and what looks to be a new Striker Marquee (someone better than Mifsud [DROGBA]). We don't have a striker to begin with anyway, just wingers that can't convert chances. Speaking of chances - Hoffman. How hard is it to tap the ball into the net? Fuck me in the ass and call me Steve Redmayne easily my Heart MOM, we would have been 5 or 6 down if it was not for him. We deserved a loss. Bring on 2014/15.