Cloughie

Remind me again which side has an extra?

This is simply disgraceful against 10

Yep. Was always a keeper dilemma between give up a certain goal or go a man down with a penalty. Izzo has had a shocker, but outside of today I actually rate him as a keeper and wouldn't mind him in our colours

Having followed this shambles of a club from day 1 game 1, I'd give my left nut for just one fucking person at the club at any fucking level to have a fucken clue about how to behave defensively.

We've scored in the last 10 of a match. World definitely just about to end.

World may be about to end: Josh Rose has tekkers

Nice work. That goal was harder than it looked to put away

Ruon is the only one of that backline of ours I have any sort of confidence in

Can we have the kiddies back please? They generally seemed to know which way was forward

Could depend on whether he dribbled towards or across/away from the goal direction

Being bought by CFG has been like as a kid finding out you have a rich relative. You're stoked to find out the news and have dreams of mountains of Lego. And then the arsehole rocks up at birthdays and Christmases with crappy cheap gifts and doesn't listen to your hints about what you like. Each and every time. And part of you should be happy that he's giving you something, but inside you are saying "scumbag, you are dripping in money but can't be arsed getting me something decent" I have unresolved family issues

We're going to abandon this possession based sideways bullshit, sell our squad of midfielders, buy a whole cabal of defensive players and revert to a man-marking form of Catenaccio. A real keeper will be found. This dull version of football will see us win all titles and push average attendances above 20,000, capturing the sporting headlines in all major media.

"I thought we controlled the game for long periods of the match and the statistics reflect our domination. Unfortunately we just couldn't find the back of the net. And if it wasn't for (insert referee incident) tonight might have been a completely different result. Disappointing, but we move on to the next one" There ya go. Written the post-match interview for losing a high possession game

The masterplan being to work towards 100% possession whereupon we never again lose a game

"Brattan just slows things down" fucken pin up and frame that commentator quote

Side to side back and forth pass to pass slowly going nowhere game in game out

February is now spelt wrong

The proper year is 2017 not 2016

To Bruno, Brucie and Timmy who spent 60 seconds with travelling family and children before spending over half an hour in front of Adelaide supporters signing autographs..... ....you can fuck off

I'd like to see somebody volatile enough to walk over in the midst of a derby and tell Kevin to sit down, shut up Eric Cantona Stuart Pearce Roy Keane (with crazy beard) all spring to mind

Will forgive Santa for being tardy* as I did get what I asked for. * only by six fucken Christmases

I copped the name change I lived with the colour change I was told and believed blue moonies when they spoke of people not only with money, but with a clue about how to run a football club. City Group may have a dollar, but you've got no fucken clue or a care and I wish you'd piss JVS off now or piss off yourself.

So what a stroke of genius it was to take off Timmy

Genius manager needs easy three points against low ranked team. Genius manager subs on two young kids in important match Genius manager shocked at equaliser

Genius manager loses earlier match to counterattacking team at home. Genius manager decides it is a clever idea to play three at the back in the rematch, with the only centre back being a 19 year old kid playing his third or fourth match, plus Manny Muscat. Genius manager must be shocked to see his team Schip two easy goals on the counter.