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In saying that there is a pic of me and my name is pretty obvious... I thrive on the predators though, tis not rape if you enjoy it! No one is good looking enough to steal my identity either. As for Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (think I did that right), anyone of that stature or similar would be amazing. I can't be arsed thinking of options but I trust JD and JA to bring us a quality striker.

There is a thread about the tards elsewhere, if you want to discuss them and how we compare with them then fuck off there. I am sick of reading blokes having a fucking whinge about who Victory sign, who gives a shit? They signed Kewell & Solorzano last year but where did that get them? They didn't even make the finals. We have money and room in our squad up our sleeve, have faith in the blokes who run the club, they have shown before that they can uncover gems. If you want to whinge about the tards signing then GTFO. Lets continue to talk about possible Heart signings in here and nothing else.

Just tweeted King Saha, he'll be on board this year, watch this space!

Nah fuck em mate, continue to throw suggestions out there, even if they're next to no chance of happening. Better than considering noosing myself thinking about the next Maycon!

Supposedly Everton are looking at Rodallega

I can confirm this, have offered Patrick Kluivert in a swap deal.

Meh, it's my turf too (footy wise) so I'll be right, as for you guys I'll bring the bubblewrap!

Looks like I'll be at KB Reserve Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday in the second week of August. Will definitely be at the game against Richmond, looking forward to it!

Have not read any of the previous pages or other previous threads and I am too lazy to look elsewhere but does my GA membership automatically rollover? I think I am still getting charged for it.

Ha beat me to it!

Andreas Govas is a Melbourne boy and has been released by French club Troyes... surely we'd have a look at him?

We'll probably sign Okon and Zelic too...

Wouldn't put it past me, I did start a rumour this morning that I was going to have a crank in the shower and that eventuated!

Oh and as for making an ass (no need to use **) out of myself, I'd like to think I already did that long before I started making up rumors...

Yeah completely made it up, purely for the amusement of myself however it had not got legs at all hence why I never owned up to it being a crock of shit. The fact that other people have been talking about could be based on something but I don't want people legitimately thinking he is a good chance to sign because of some shit I stirred up a few weeks ago. In other news I hear we're close to signing Anelka.

Is now a bad time to mention that the rumor I started about Bulut was completely made up? Hopefully JD reads the forum and I sparked an interest but I highly doubt we'll be getting Bulut!

Yevgeny Kafelnikov

Since when was Euro2012 in Berlin?

Clearly I was referring to his high protein intake...

In Aloisi we trust

Looks like he lives on a diet of penis...

Will definitely be buying the new home kit! Kappa can have my babies

Get him and we get Grella, would both have intense conversations about cheese.

What nationality is he now?