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0-0. Providing that our preseason wasn't sufficient, It's going to be a shitfight as both of us will be tense in the opening exchanges, with Patty Gerhardt long balls all game, Garcia being played out of position, our midfield is a fucking worry for me. Not bothered about victory, more bothered about us. Rofl, still can't see Ange instilling tika taka football with these inept cretins, if we do lose, it will be of our own doing, or Jason Hoffman. Fire up.

Will play 4 games, dominate, then out for the rest of the season with multiple injuries. Injury prone + strayan physicality won't bode well for genius. Slight waste of money considering Ogasawara was offering his services for less to A-League clubs last year, no takers. Sign Maycon instead. Anyway, the signings of Takahashi and Nagai are promising, now there is a chance to get some decent youngsters from Japan and sell them on to Europe, if we can sell australia to em' right. Sent from my iPhone

Been at Hamburg for a while iirc, lots of potential. More on the asian superstars of tomorrow, Hiroshi Kiyotake has arguably turned FCN to european contenders, 1 goal and 5 assists. Got smashed by Hannover this morning but he can't carry the defence. Timmy Simons is very on and off. Also Inui for Frankfurt has also been playing exceptionally well, scoring some absolute belters. More so The success of Kagawa has definitely started a trend in the Buli, everyone wants their tiny Japanese playmakers, The impending success of Kiyotake is only going to open the floodgates even more. On B2 news Schubert sacked, should've been done in the off season ffs. In a mighty mess now. Sent from my iPhone

Kenzan @ GPO do the best sushi in Australia tbfh, the closest you'll ever get to Tsukiji. Pretty sure the chef is old time yak as well, wears kimono etc Also great Soba and Udon, a good outlet for such is hard to find here. Other notables Vlado's is fucking brilliant for meat, 87 a head, but you get what you pay for. Really good staff. Japanese Stone Grill in Chinatown also has my tick of approval, wagyu tataki, the chefs sashimi selection, gyoza up there with tokyo standards. Good staff. Sent from my iPhone

No, Brad Pitt. Sent from my iPhone

Sorry mate, just a bit politically charged is all. My mothers jap poopermarket in Shanghai just got ransacked, the Chinese audi dealerships are threatening to kill all japanese, torching cars etc... tokyospliff, welcome to the cheersquad m8, hopefully your supermarket didn't get ransacked, Senkaku is ours.

Explain your name, or are you another anglo cunt that wears matching superdry jackets and osaka t-shirts. 9/10 that any spliff you smoke in Tokyo is some whack supercut Iranian oregano, so I'm not impressed by your name at all. Kagoshimaspliff on the otherhand...

Great to see yer finally on here mate. Senkaku Islands, thoughts? Sent from my iPhone

Revs (Sunday nights), Bleachers, Cherry (Thursday night soul nights A+). Sent from my iPhone

Apologies for the late notice lads, been a busy bee. I've got two spots in the sexlica up for grabs, departing from the Riser at 13.30 sharp, maybe a bit later as I'm holding a housewarming tonight. First in, best dressed.

oh gee, It's the second cuming of Hoffman.

Any behind the scenes ultraman?

Maya Yoshida to Soton, good move. Looking forward to seeing the bicycle kick goal scoring centre back step it up in the premier league.

Sing it at the pub mate.

Paid 30 bucks to be a greens member the other day, I kind of feel robbed of me money, all I get is recycled paper.

More handy than my wife.

150 pound for one day a week? In that economy? In Newcastle!? As an intern? At a fucking energy office? Are you serious? He should be more than stoked.

Club goal of the season, at least he didn't do that fucking gay archer celebration he always does. They photographed him doing that stupid shit on the shirt promotions ffs.

Where's your brother? It's optional but nah man fuck that I don't want to go around shooting kurds, I'm doing exchange purely for travelling and football. I'm doing an internship externally from uni, don't want to waste time working whilst I'm over there mate.

How's that dirty half caste Tadaranari Lee faring at Soton? Scored goal of the season in the championship iirc.

Mexico have arguably the best youth team in world at the moment, even before taking out gold at the olympics, they were well fancied. I've also got a feeling JVS will fuck Chivas further in the ass than their previous manager, only there for the cash and natural tan booths.

Anyone else come across that picture of Udinese's hypothetical starting eleven if they didn't open their legs in the past two seasons? Would come close to taking out the scudetto. Also, what a fucking result, Doria playing with effectively no strikers and playing utterly terrible football and still managing to beat Milan. Ride the shitstorm we will fluke it in to Europa.

Awww ye. Pretty much confirmed my place at Koç Üniversitesi, Istanbul, Turkiye for 6 months from January 26, 2013. To make it sweeter, I found out today I will also receive the following. + Free Insurance for 180 days. + 1000 clam grant from uni. + 5870 clam loan from the government. (Added on to HECS) + I'll be pulling 400 au clams a fortnight whilst in Turkey from clink lul. Plus the amount of coin I'm making at the moment up until fucking December, I'll be able to afford weekly weekend trips for your Cracovias, CSKA Sofia, Dinamo Minsk games during ''study''. 2013 is going to be fucking glorious. To top it all off, the football pitch. :D aaaand don't get me started on the women.

Interesting how the fascists got overrrun on the streets and fled to the terraces to form the Kop Boulogne boys. Also would've been interesting if the Red Warriors, Ducky Boys, Zulu's established a united terrace crew to fight the KOP boys on the terraces. I know the Auleteil we anti-fascist but disbanded after things got a little to heated with the kop. Then you've got the JNR chaps. Favourite part has to be when the RW, DB were doing pasties for one of the left wing parties during the night, gave them a couple of vans, unlimited fuel ffs. 10 Blokes in each van, ambush each time. Oh lord.