Deviant

E.G. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUPsmJT0V6g LOL!

Dino's Family restaurant. - Preston Good chance of bumping into some heart players too.

not in any particular order... Game of thrones Mad men Californication Boardwalk Empire Sons of anarchy Breaking bad Walking dead There are others, but these are better than the rest. note: thank god for optus cable internet.

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My dog and I are a lot like a married couple. We don't have sex anymore.

A teacher was talking about marriage in class... Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny? Johnny: I want a wife like the moon! Teacher: Wow... what a choice. Beautiful and calm like the moon! Johnny: No! i just want her to come at night and fucking dissapear in the morning!

Got it on PS3, Ultimate team is grouse! Played it on XBOX also... loading time is quicker and gameplay is much smoother!

Sheree Murphy is a slapper She's loves a big wood When she's shagging Harry She thinks of Curtis Good

all trance tunes are heavenly blessed...

the shit you may find, that makes you ask yourself... is that real? http://www.youtube.com/embed/sQNhPb4vAlg

Sorry guys, bday dinner tonight.

Nakamura Free kick.

i got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party... When you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.

I used to coach a female team. i also have a couple female friends that follow the heart, but none like to write about football... most would rather play or watch instead.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/rOFUFW4cElg

A 16 year old tells her parents she's pregnant, to a married older man! Her dad says in an angry rage, "Bring him home, i'm gonna fucking kill him!" The man arrives and says, "i wont leave my wife, but i'll take care of your daughter and my child. If it's a girl, they can have my house and 2million dollars, if its a boy they can have my house, two million and inherit my firm. But i dont know what to do if she miscarries?" The father pauses and says, "You can Fuck her again!"

Peeling off a banana skin is like taking a bra off a domestic abuse victim. You never what condition the goods are in until the layers are off and by the time that's done, you don't mins if there's bruises, your having it anyway.

What's the worst stain to try and remove from your little boys underwear? Michael Jacksons Makeup! Credit to Luca for this joke.

lol @ tomby!

Three blokes each take their wives to Crown Casino and book a room for the night. At dinner, they are each bragging about how good their wife is in bed. One bloke says, "We should have competition tonight, whoever has sex the most times wins!" "Ok", said the other two blokes, "But how do we know for sure who won?" "Tomorrow morning at breakfast, the amount of toast you order equals the amount of sex you had", suggest the first guy. Upon agreement, they all returned to their rooms for the night. Next morning, the first bloke goes to the counter and orders to pieces of toast. "Not bad" says the second bloke, "but I'll have 3 pieces of toast, thanks", The third bloke says, "wow, that's pretty good, But I'll have 4 pieces of toast and make 2 of mine Brown!"

LMAO! - it wasnt the ONLY thread i'd post in.. but it did hold the majority of my post count. lol. Well, since it's back up... i'd like to start by saying. Braveheart, your a FUCKING GUN!

fuck NSW